It's just simply annoying now. Back in the day, when you went to shake someones hand, you shake, grab, release and snap. It was simple and effective, but now when someone wants to shake hands, they got to do these fuckin' loops over the fingers, on the backhand side, through in some slaps, jack each other off, hit a cartwheel and all this other shit....its ridiculous! How am I suppose to know YOUR custom hand shake? I should not have to guess what variation you're going to do when we shake hands. Just keep it simple - shake, grab, release and snap.
Nowadays I do the simple "dap" or "rocks" when you simply tap each other's fist, but then again, I've seen people fuck even this up.
Monday, February 27, 2006
Thursday, February 23, 2006
The myth of total confidentiality.
It never fails to amuse me when I hear people bitching about "being betrayed" by someone they entrusted with some rather personal information about themselves.
Well I hate to bearer of bad news, but when you confide an intensely personal bit of information to somebody, they are going to tell someone. It doesn't matter if it's your best childhood friend, family member, husband/wife whatever, they are going to tell someone.
It doesn't mean that they are going to go blabbing to everybody like little girls, more likely they'll talk about it with someone close to them, but they will talk about it nevertheless. It doesn't mean it's a malicious attack against you (get over yourself). Maybe it's their way of coping with the with the pressure, depending on what the subject matter is about. Even the paid professionals do this. Do you really think therapists don't talk about their patients to their spouses or fellow therapists? Come on... they are still human.
Think about all the times you've told somebody something about a friend you weren't supposed to talk about.
So take this into account when you decide to entrust somebody with your personal problems, PEOPLE ARE GOING TO TALK and if it is THAT so damn personal to you then DON'T TELL ANYBODY!
That's what I do... it's not that hard.
More people might want to try this out as well, that way I won't have to listen to their drama about being "betrayed."
feh.
Well I hate to bearer of bad news, but when you confide an intensely personal bit of information to somebody, they are going to tell someone. It doesn't matter if it's your best childhood friend, family member, husband/wife whatever, they are going to tell someone.
It doesn't mean that they are going to go blabbing to everybody like little girls, more likely they'll talk about it with someone close to them, but they will talk about it nevertheless. It doesn't mean it's a malicious attack against you (get over yourself). Maybe it's their way of coping with the with the pressure, depending on what the subject matter is about. Even the paid professionals do this. Do you really think therapists don't talk about their patients to their spouses or fellow therapists? Come on... they are still human.
Think about all the times you've told somebody something about a friend you weren't supposed to talk about.
So take this into account when you decide to entrust somebody with your personal problems, PEOPLE ARE GOING TO TALK and if it is THAT so damn personal to you then DON'T TELL ANYBODY!
That's what I do... it's not that hard.
More people might want to try this out as well, that way I won't have to listen to their drama about being "betrayed."
feh.
Friday, February 17, 2006
The pussification of men continues.
I hate it when men wear women's clothing. Who the hell began this trend? The pussification of the American man is growing quickly and many are adopting the style. Being emo is one thing, but dressing like a woman is just ridiculous. Whatever happened to wearing a pair of jeans that doesn't show off the wrinkles in your sack? Whatever happened to wearting a simple tee, and looking/smelling like you've actually done some work that day?
Don't even get me started about the woman's underwear thing.
I don't like that now men are better groomed than women. Women are supposed to groom ever since the Victorian age. They're naturally hairless on their back, face, and chest because that's how nature intended it. They shave their underarms and their legs to appear more feminine.
MEN, on the other hand, are supposed to be hairy and big. Hair grows on our bodies for a reason. Shaving your legs while doing pilates (sp?) and gossiping about the best wax specialist isn't what a man is supposed to do.
Hey, wait a minute... I actually like pilates... especially when I'm in the back of a pilates class with hot chicks bending over in front of me... hee hee... but I digress.
This is but the latest example of the pussification of men folk by the evil feminist empire. Slowly but surely they continue their slow and relentless castration of our collective balls in every facet of society. Soon we won't be men at all, instead we'll just be a bunch of quasi-men... and we'll have no purpose other than carry heavy objects and give them babies and not in the fun way either. Once human cloning becomes mainstream, we'll be reduced to modern day eunuchs.
Please, American men, act like you have a pair while you still can.
Don't even get me started about the woman's underwear thing.
I don't like that now men are better groomed than women. Women are supposed to groom ever since the Victorian age. They're naturally hairless on their back, face, and chest because that's how nature intended it. They shave their underarms and their legs to appear more feminine.
MEN, on the other hand, are supposed to be hairy and big. Hair grows on our bodies for a reason. Shaving your legs while doing pilates (sp?) and gossiping about the best wax specialist isn't what a man is supposed to do.
Hey, wait a minute... I actually like pilates... especially when I'm in the back of a pilates class with hot chicks bending over in front of me... hee hee... but I digress.
This is but the latest example of the pussification of men folk by the evil feminist empire. Slowly but surely they continue their slow and relentless castration of our collective balls in every facet of society. Soon we won't be men at all, instead we'll just be a bunch of quasi-men... and we'll have no purpose other than carry heavy objects and give them babies and not in the fun way either. Once human cloning becomes mainstream, we'll be reduced to modern day eunuchs.
Please, American men, act like you have a pair while you still can.
Tuesday, February 14, 2006
V-Day
'nuff said
What is the point of Valentine’s Day? I know it’s supposed to be a day when millions of drones (mostly men) are obligated to show their special somebody how much they care about their significant others and all that bullshit. Aren’t you supposed to be doing that anyway? Why are we supposed to love our partner more on this particular day that has absolutely no specific or personal meaning than any other day?
Anniversaries, Birthdays, Christmas or some other significant day that’s important to you and your partner are understandable, but Valentine’s Day??? I don’t think so. It’s nothing more but typical corporate exploitation and manipulation of the weak willed and stupid which nets companies billions of dollars of year. It’s not even a real holiday! Maybe I would appreciate it more if I got off work for it…. Maybe.
The only people who really get into this crap are:
People usually compensating for their own inadequacies,
Trying for a quick fix for 364 days of fucking up,
They (mostly men) are just guilted into participating in this pointless exercise.
The only people who expect their partner to go through this crap are:
Greedy selfish harpies using this as another excuse to have shit bought for them.
Insecure little twits who actually believe that some cheesy card and assorted chocolates is proof that they are loved… until the find their partner fucking their best friend.
I won’t lie, the only time I even remotely consider acknowledging this quasi-holiday is when I’m dating some harp who is actually into this crap and I want to avoid the inevitable drama bomb that would go off if I didn’t. Thank GOD I’m with someone who shares my hatred for this bullshit day.
Monday, February 13, 2006
Everything for sex.
Why do we go to the gym to workout? .................. to get sex.
Why do we try to eat healthy?.................. to get sex.
Why do we buy designer jeans for $200?.................. to get sex.
Why do we use teeth whitener?.................. to get sex.
Why do we go to a club to pay a cover charge, and buy expensive ass drinks?.................. to get sex.
Why do we pay for expensive dinners at four star restaurants with someone we're not even sure we will like? .................. to get sex.
Why do we go to college? ................To get better sex.
Why do we want a good job? ................To get even better sex.
Why do we go to nudie bars? ...........Because our drunk asses failed to get sex.
Why do we act as a wingman to our friend, even though we're not the least bit attracted to the girl we paired up with?.............. To get sloppy seconds sex, when they break up someday.
Why do we watch porn? .................. to get "cheap/convenient" sex.
Why is the cosmetic surgery industry so lucrative?............cuz people want sex.
Why do we risk placing the family jewels under the knife to get vasectomes? .................. to get sex with no worries.
Why do we buy ridiculously expensive ass engagement rings?.......... To stop people from sexing up what's yours.
Why do we get married? ........because it's getting way too difficult to guarantee regular sex, cuz we're getting too damn old.
Why do we wear condoms that decrease pleasure, even though she's already on birth control?............... we want sex, but we don't want any baby mama drama.
Why did you buy that over priced 80 dollar shirt?............. you were hoping that the hot chick would be wearing it in the morning, lying next to you.
why do we keep up with bullshit fashion trends?.................. to get sex.
Why did you watch the "notebook"? .................. to get sex.
Why the fuck did you watch brokeback mountain?..........Hopefully to impress a chick and get sex................. if it's not a chick, spare me the details.
Why do we buy unreliable mercedez benz automobiles for obscene amounts of money, when we know that we'll be back in the shop paying $8,000 in repairs not too far down the line?.................. to get sex.
Why do people wax their assoles?................ You know the answer to this.
Why do people become catholic priests?........................ see above.
Why do some senior citizens in convalescent homes masturbate or rub their genitals out in the open in front of other people? .......... Because they want sex, and can die at any minute. Of course they can't be bothered to be discreet about it.Surely you can appreciate the fact that they cannot be bothered to be discreet due to the fact that they're about to die.Is this public display unacceptable to you? I hope not.
If you can't tolerate this endearing ritual from these people, you are one selfish asshole.
Why do we try to eat healthy?.................. to get sex.
Why do we buy designer jeans for $200?.................. to get sex.
Why do we use teeth whitener?.................. to get sex.
Why do we go to a club to pay a cover charge, and buy expensive ass drinks?.................. to get sex.
Why do we pay for expensive dinners at four star restaurants with someone we're not even sure we will like? .................. to get sex.
Why do we go to college? ................To get better sex.
Why do we want a good job? ................To get even better sex.
Why do we go to nudie bars? ...........Because our drunk asses failed to get sex.
Why do we act as a wingman to our friend, even though we're not the least bit attracted to the girl we paired up with?.............. To get sloppy seconds sex, when they break up someday.
Why do we watch porn? .................. to get "cheap/convenient" sex.
Why is the cosmetic surgery industry so lucrative?............cuz people want sex.
Why do we risk placing the family jewels under the knife to get vasectomes? .................. to get sex with no worries.
Why do we buy ridiculously expensive ass engagement rings?.......... To stop people from sexing up what's yours.
Why do we get married? ........because it's getting way too difficult to guarantee regular sex, cuz we're getting too damn old.
Why do we wear condoms that decrease pleasure, even though she's already on birth control?............... we want sex, but we don't want any baby mama drama.
Why did you buy that over priced 80 dollar shirt?............. you were hoping that the hot chick would be wearing it in the morning, lying next to you.
why do we keep up with bullshit fashion trends?.................. to get sex.
Why did you watch the "notebook"? .................. to get sex.
Why the fuck did you watch brokeback mountain?..........Hopefully to impress a chick and get sex................. if it's not a chick, spare me the details.
Why do we buy unreliable mercedez benz automobiles for obscene amounts of money, when we know that we'll be back in the shop paying $8,000 in repairs not too far down the line?.................. to get sex.
Why do people wax their assoles?................ You know the answer to this.
Why do people become catholic priests?........................ see above.
Why do some senior citizens in convalescent homes masturbate or rub their genitals out in the open in front of other people? .......... Because they want sex, and can die at any minute. Of course they can't be bothered to be discreet about it.Surely you can appreciate the fact that they cannot be bothered to be discreet due to the fact that they're about to die.Is this public display unacceptable to you? I hope not.
If you can't tolerate this endearing ritual from these people, you are one selfish asshole.
Thursday, February 9, 2006
Meet Sam
well hello ladies
I was going through some old photos the other day and I came across a picture of quite possibly the coolest dog in the world, Sam.
Sam belonged to an old girlfriend of mine whose name I can barely remember, but I remember good ol' Sam! Hell, he was the only thing worth remembering from that particular relationship and I seriously considered stealing him when I ditched his owner.
She even said that he seemed to like me more than her anyway, not that I blame him. Poor dog... no animal should have to endure living with someone like that.
I wonder what ol' sam is up to anyway.
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