Memory pill

Scientists are developing a new drug that helps improve memory manipulating adrenaline. Apparently people seem to remember events more when they are under any kind of stress that triggers an andrenal reaction (fear, anger, pain, etc).

Well not only have the egg heads have figured out how to increase that adrenaline/memory link, they also claim to block memories as well by decreasing the adrenaline response.

Example; if someone had a really traumatic experience and are constantly haunted by memories of said event, all they would have to do is pop a few of these pills and soon that memory is rendered far less potent or eliminated altogether. Of course there is a certain time frame you have to take this drug before the memories become permanent.

This could possibly be a valuable tool in dealing with people who suffer from Alzheimer's or PTSD (post traumatic stress disorder), but of course some argue this is the first step to mind control while others fear it would be abused to treat mild crap like an embarassing day, a bad break up or whatever.

Personally I don't like the idea of someone messing with my noggin, but I find it fascinating all the same and it might make a great investment opportunity.



Now if I could only remember the name of the drug...



damn you, irony.

A very personal message to a "buddy" of mine.

You cannot reach me now
No matter how you try
Goodbye, cruel world, it's over
Walk on by.


Dedicated to my fat ass piece of shit lying , manipulating socialpath of a fucking FORMER co-worker who stole money from me with a goddamn smile on his bloated freakishly goofy ass face! He fucking STOLE money from me!!!

I've been cheated on, lied to, slapped in the face, had my name slandered, my genitalia insulted and my sexuality questioned and I've always let it slide because that's the kind of cool cat I am... but NOBODY fucking NOBODY steals my fucking money!! Those are grounds for an instant ass whoopin' with all the fury of an angry black man on PCP!!!
Despite all this, I was still professional enough to keep my rage in check and be nice to the fuck stick for a couple of more weeks after I was told of his actions because I needed to learn how to do a certain task that only he knew.

Fuckin' hell I felt so dirty talking to him, laughing with him, chatting it up like we were old buddies when in reality I wanted to murder him on the spot.
I also found out I was disturbingly good at putting on the "happy face" and manipulating him for my own selfish needs.... I felt just like a woman!

Anyway, I took GREAT pleasure in aiding in his termination when the time came and I wish nothing but ill on his miserable existence of a life. Seriously, I hope he dies... no metephor bullshit or symbolism, I mean actual DEATH. The end of life, the full cessation of vital funtions in a biological organism. Dead, buried, decaying in the most literal sense.

Fuck you and DIE, motherfucker!!


To all my friends and family, happy holidays and I love you all and not ALL women are selfish manipulative douchebags.

Hey, I had to balance out the hate somehow didn't I?

Steroid "guilt"

I met up with an old friend the other day. Now this is a pretty big guy I worked out with awhile back and he's also an admitted steroid user.

Anyway, we were talking about the manly practice of weightlifting and all that crap when he suddenly said something that surprised me. He told me that the reason he started using steroids was because of "guys like me".
When I told him to explain he said it always frustrated him that I seemed to gain muscle so much easier than him although because of my "superior genetics" while he busted his ass in the gym and saw little gain and that's when he decided that he needed an edge.

After laughing in his face for a minute or two, I reminded him that I also worked my ass off in the gym as well. In fact I got pretty annoyed by his accusation that I didn't have to work half as hard as him.
Also, this dude has a severe delusional image of himself. He was bigger than me before he started taking steroids and strong as hell. He has the perfect mesomorphic frame to build tons of muscle and ideal symmetry as well.
Of course now he's a monster, but I thought he actually looked better before he started juicing, but apparently he doesn't agree.

Anyway, that was about the time he asked me if I wanted to start a cycle and could hook me up with some top of the line shit.
I've always had mixed feelings about steroids in general.
On one hand, if used correctly they DO work and aren't half as dangerous as the media depicts it, although oral steroids cause more side effects than the injectable variety, most of the side effects can be minimalized or avoided if taken correctly, but that can be said with any other drug.


On the other hand, steroids is an extremely psychologically addictive drug. Makes sense... I'd imagine a long time steroid user quitting the juice would be like a SANE billionaire voluntarily giving up his fortune and living in a gutter somewhere.

It's also a very expensive "hobby" as well and I can think of other things to blow my money on... like some tasty hot flavored fried squid, not that I finally found a supplier! Yaaaaay!!

Still... I'm a pretty strong guy, but every now and then I wonder how much bigger and stronger I could be if I going to the "darkside".... eh... maybe not, but if I ever change my mind it's nice to see that I now have a hook up.

My head hurts. I think my brain is dying.

Random story

One time in college I found a bra in front of my door that was a 36 double D! I deduced that some chick got the dorm rooms mixed up while doing laundry and dropped it in front of my door. I held on to that thing for 2 months hoping one day the owner would come a knockin' on my door and then I'd lay on my irresistable charm. Sadly no mammary enhanced chick ever knocked on my door and I ended up using the bra as my drunk hat during parties.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Once again happy birthday to my good friend Cheryl. She turned the big 29 today..... AGAIN! Have a good 'un, girl!

It is done.

Well I've officially exercised my right as an 'merican and voted. Now I can bitch about people not giving a damn about my country without feeling like a two faced weasel.

If you are also an 'merican, I suggest you get off your ass and vote, cuz freedom isn't free, it costs a buck 'o five!

USA!!!

Fucking Kerry

nice

Where does John Kerry get off saying the everyone in the US military is a bunch of dumbasses?
That simply isn't true.

The United States military is the most technologically advanced in the world. I seriously doubt a bunch of brain dead yokels would be able to operate and maintain the sophisticated equipment they use everyday.

Sure the government actively goes after the poorer members of society and dangle some pretty enticing financial insentives to get them to join the military, but that doesn't neccessarily mean they're stupid.
Most people join to earn money for college or learn a skill to better themselves since the public schools they attended probably didn't do shit for them.

I myself know a few people in the armed forces and I wouldn't call most of them stupid. They are just as motivated and driven and some college shmuck and I have all the respect in the world for them.
Yeah, it's easy to turn your nose up at these people and automatically label them as "dumb" just because they grew up in a poor neighborhood and aren't college educated, but they can learn a hell of a lot more in the military than some pampered college puke.

Then of course there are the ones I know who aren't that bright... in fact you might say they are stupid, ignorant, and devoid of any kind of common sense. These are usually the ones you hear about accidenly shooting themselves or getting run over by their own tanks. able to shoot a gun. At least they learned how to shoot a gun.

Fortunately the dumb ones are in the minority because if they weren't we would have an army full of high tech toys rusting in the desert because nobody would know how to work them.

Maybe Kerry should have thought about that before making his own dumb ass comment. Now the pussy is trying to back track and say it was just a "botched joke" when the day before he refused to apologize for anything he said. I mean come on! He can at LEAST have the balls to stand by his opinion no matter how ridiculous it may be, but alas, he's a politician... that's not going to happen anytime soon.

Mmmm... I am soooo loving the fried squid!