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The other day I ran into a friend of mine and his wife and little kid.
After a brief re-introduction and chit chat, inevitably the focus came upon the child.
It...I mean she was 1 year old and oddly enough fairly well behaved..."for the moment at least", as my friend said NON-jokingly.

Anyway, the mother was doing what mothers do best and that's doting all over her little girl like she were a freaking angel and all that and then the dreaded question came up as she looked at me and asked: "Isn't she the cutest little girl you've ever seen??"

I looked at the kid then looked at her and said "no".
As her mouth dropped open I added that my sister's kids are the cutest kids I've ever seen. As much grief as I've given my sis over the years, I've gotta admit that she squirted out some good looking kids.

Don't get me wrong, my friend's kid wasn't ugly or anything, in fact it was a perfectly average non-ugly Caucasian female child. You could probably see a few hundred more of them on any given day.

Well the mother didn't seem to pleased that I didn't agree with her assessment of her wonder girl as I'm sure thousands of others have done before and I guess I could've broken down and said what I was expected to say, but then I wouldn't be me.
My friend's reaction was unresponsive other than a slight smirk, because he's known me since high school and he knows that I was never good at the whole bullshit thing.
The wife didn't have that luxury as she could barely contain her waspy passive aggressive demeanor after my viscous assault upon her one and only shining princess.

Oh well, I'm sure my friend will explain it to her, if not--that's okay because I forgot her name 10 minutes after I was introduced to her.

I was right!

A friend of mine told me that a former girlfriend of hers is a genuine call girl!

a hooker
street walker
lot lizard
a working girl
practitioner of the world's oldest profession
a lady of the night
concubine
a strumpet
a skank ass ho!

Funny thing is, I've been telling her this for MONTHS while she was still friends with the skag, but as usual nobody listens to the crazy old man with the twitching eye!

She's actually moved in with her PIMP for god's sake! When will people learn that my wisdom is absolute?