X-Box

After reading all the potential this console has, I might just end up buying one. I need to get a mod chip so I can really take advantage of its real power. Once I get that I can store and play all the old school games I played growing up, but I need something called 'emu' something or other... basically it allows you to store games on the hardrive from other systems, via ftp programs like cuteftp which isn't a problem. I have to do some more researching and if it's not too much of a pain in the ass, I'll probably get Billy Gate's devil box.

doughnut temptation

I drove by Krispy Kreme earlier and I was able to resist going in! I'm so awesome!

OH BIG SURPRISE!!

I was watching television yesterday, surfing and all that I noticed something: 3 different shows, 3 differenst channels, same damn thing in common: THE PERSUCUTED BLACK MAN. Fucking hell, the only black characters on these shows were either, murder suspects, convicts, drug dealers/users or some kind of dreg of society...and they're always pleading with the WHITE cop or lawyer that "they didn't do nothin' to nobody" Of course they're made out to be scared, ignorant, violent, whatever. I know this has been going on for years, but it really dawned on me when I saw these 3 completely non-related shows demeaning black people like this AT THE SAME TIME! No wonder a lot of people hold African Americans in such low regard with the fucking media showcasing this garbage 24 fucking 7! I hate this shit and I hate the people who buy into it and I hate the people who tolerate or asscoiate with these fucktards! Fucking fuckers can all go to hell!!

Kingston Pike WHORE!

Yesterday afternoon while at IHOP, Manda and I saw a broad that looked like a hooker talking on a pay phone across the street. This chick as a bright pink tiger print tube top, black short shorts or skirt, big platinum blonde bleached hair and scary eye make up. We assumed that she was trying to get ahold of her pimp to come pick her up and was using to the pay phone to avoid any cel traces.

When we saw her take off in a bmw, we decided that she was a madam keeping track on all her girls. It was quite funny watching other people stare at her, probably thinking the same thing.

She was probably some Micheal's skank just trying to get home after a sleazy one night stand or something and somebody took her cell phone. Oh well... who knows.

Cheap 'ol Manda

I still can't believe she won't buy me a mountain bike! We're only talking about 600 bucks here! It's the least she could do for me! Sheesh!





hmm... that was random.

Hangin' with Kate

I was laying down in my apartment, recovering from my workout when i get a call from Kate wanting to hang out. I suggested she come to my place to watch some movies or something because there was no way I was gonna get off my black ass. But she said fuck that and wanted to do something fun. So I got a shower and went to her place (not without getting lost first) and we ended up walking around the Old City.



It had been awhile since I hung out with her and the last time I did was pretty painful since she bitched about everyone and everything for what seemed like hours. But this time she was actually cool to be around and we actually had a two way conversation. We also expressed our disgust with the sorority bitches bouncing around like idiots. I actually learned about a whole new side of Kate which was actually pretty interesting for once. She told me about the Court South Apex fitness system and how it has been working for her and if I was interested, she could get a 20 percent discount for me. This intrigued me and I said if she could hook me up I'll give it a shot. Yeah, it could be a sales ploy or whatever, but I've been meaning to try this system anyway.



It was getting late and I dropped her off then I went home and passed out. Not a bad way to spend Thursday night I suppose

Creepy

One of my friends whom I've known for a year is starting to give me the creeps. Don't know why, but everytime see them, my "awesome sense" starts tingling. Interesting.

Angel no more

It was a sad day yesterday as the season finale of Angel aired. What sucked more than that is I couldn't find somebody to record it for me! I was forced to use my own vcr to tape it, but I my reception to the WB is craptacular. To add insult to injury, the tape ran out before I could see the whole episode and OF COURSE it runs out JUST when things were starting to get good! AAARRGG! That SUCKS!!! Sigh..... oh well... from what I hear, it was pretty kick ass. Looks like I won't be watching the WB anymore since all their other shows are pure shit!

RIP, Angel... I'm gonna miss ya, buddy! *pours a 40 in da street*

Shrek 2 review (hey, that rhymes!)

I saw this movie last night with Manda, Heather and her husband whose name I keep forgetting and I have to say that it was a pretty damn funny movie. I especially liked Puss in Boots who stole the movie as far as I'm concerned! Remember this quote: "Uh....that's not mine!" I really enjoyed it and I highly reccomend it as well.



Manda got to know my sister more as they yakked on the phone for what seemed like hours and my mother pulled a particularly cruel trick on my sister. Didn't know the 'ol gal had it in her. My sister vows revenge. For some reason at the end of the night I was feeling pretty tired. I don't know if it's because I hadn't recovered from yesterday's workout or what, but I was wiped out when I finally called it a night. Blah.

Dead Inside.

I was checking out a porn site and as I saw the pics of women getting a protein shower by various dudes and I thought to myself.... that chick must be dead inside to put herself through that. Then I TCB and went to bad.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Although I don't know the exact day, I believe Lonnie's birthday is this week. I've known the fool since high school and he's never told me! Such a man of mystery! No wait.... he's just a pain in the ass! Anyway, Happy B-day!

Return of an old friend.

Found out that my friend whom I haven't seen in over a year is coming into town! I look forward to hanging out with her on Friday. I heard she's making some mad cash, so we'll see how much I can squeeze out of her!

Random Family Guy lyrics.

Can't touch me

Can't touch me



Ja ja ja ja

Just like the bad guy

From Lethal Weapon 2

I've got diplomatic immunity

So hamma you can't sew



I can write graffiti

Even j-walk in the street

I can riot, loop, not give a hoot

And touch your sister's tit



Can't touch me

Can't touch me



-What in God's name is he doing?

Can't touch me

-I believe that's the worm.



Stop!

Peter time

I'm a big shot

There's no doubt

Light a fire, then pee it out

Don't like it?

Kiss my rump

Just for a minute

Let's all do the bump



Can't touch me



Yeah, do the Peter Griffin Bump

Can't touch me

I'm Presidential Peter

Interns think I'm hot

Don't care if you're handicapped

I'll still park in your spot



I've been around the world

From Harford to Back Bay



It's Peter

Go Peter

It's Peter

Go Peter

Let's see Regis rap this way

Can't touch me

newborn blogger

Found out today that a friend of mine opened up a blog of their very own! Isn't that cute! They grow up sooo fast!

Woman's scorn

I've found out recently that Manda can be a pretty tough chick when she wants to be. I'll have to keep reminding myself not to get on her bad side... not that I'm scared or anything. A tough guy as awesome as me ain't skeered of nothin'! Yeah.... that's right.

Futurama Season 3

This just came in from Netflix and I gotta say that this shit is funny! I think this is the funniest season so far! Why the hell they canceled this show I'll never know why. If I wasn't such a cheap bastard, I would definitely buy this disc set!

sheesh.

My co-worker has a lousy temper.

Shrek 2

Finally, after months of waiting I'm going to see Shrek 2 on Wednesday night! Can't wait!







oh yeah... Manda is tagging along too.

well it's confirmed...

I found out last night that Manda has no interest meeting my friend after learning of the "remark" this person made about her a couple weeks back. Although I know my friend didn't mean anything from it, I would probably feel the same way if somebody I didn't know made a similar comment about me. Anyway, hopefully she'll come around soon.



I talked to Chaunda and she seems really excited about her new job's income potential. Hope it works out for her and everything because I need a new sugar mama to mooch off of for awhile!

This is too funny!

I was at home IMing with several guys and suddenly the topic of oral sex came up. Guy who calls himself "PapiChulo" (rolls eyes) had this story to tell:

"On a side note, I once put one of those Breath Strips that dissolve in your mouth on a girl's clit. Shit started burning the fuck out of her and she was hopping around fanning her shit and trying to get it to stop. Funny as hell to watch."



Although I think he's full of shit, just imagining that scene just made me laugh like a giddy school girl!



is that wrong?

Tastless joke of the week

I saw that video of the guy being beheaded. Couldn't really make it out though....the video was a little..... choppy.

Thank you! Good night!

Chillin' in Morristown

Well I finally got a chance to visit Amanda's hometown of Morristown and meet her family as well. After effectively getting lost the first attempt, I eventually mad it to the Manda homestead with her help of course. I have to admit, it's a nice little spread they got there complete with a lake in the backyard.

I first met her mother who was a pretty cool chick and then I met her little sister who barely noticed I was there, then I met her boyfriend and daughter (Noelle). The boyfriend was nice enough, but Manda's niece didn't like me one bit as she flashed me the evil eye and started crying. Sigh.... I have that effect on babies. Oh yeah, I also got aquainted with Manda's two dog who were very friendly and goofy just like she said.

I had a damn good there and resisted the urge to have strawberry shortcake (I'm the man) and I enjoyed watching Manda's mom and Noelle interact. Eventually Noelle started to warm up to me and smiled a couple of times, but she still didn't quite know what to make of me. It's amazing how much alike she and Manda look like each other.



Anyway, Manda decides to introduce me to her neighbor Ms. Carter who was a real trip to talk to. Apparently we had a lot in common sense she used to live in West Knoxville, too as well as her children. Didn't know any of them since they are about 5 years older than me, but it was still cool talking about the old knox county/Farragut school system.



Oh yeah, I also met the third dog of Amanda's who goes by Gimlet or Rover. Ms. Carter and her kinda share the same dog. This was my favorite pooch because it reminded me so much of my old dog. Amanda let me play with him for a couple of minutes before telling me that he likes to roll around in shit. Great.... just great.



Well it started getting late and we never got a chance to go in the lake so we took off to Manda's house. While we were gone, her biker uncle had come by to visit who looked like a Hell's Angel, but he turned out to be a pretty nice guy.



After that we went over to her room and looked at her photo album and I got to see her gallery of exes....Well....I can honestly say that she has an eclectic taste in guys. I also saw a pic of her friend Sarah who is a really buff bodybuilding type person and I had forgotten how BIG she was! I was so depressed. I exclaimed to Manda that she was bigger than me! I also noticed that she didn't disagree with me......sigh..... I'm so puny!



Anyway, after yapping for awhile and playing with tarot cards, she ended up passing out on the bed while I mooched off her cable. Eventually I had to go and asked her to escort me out since she lived deep in the boonies and there was not way I wasn't going to get lost.

Ended up getting home at around 2:30am. Not a bad little visit.... so tired......

Weekend fun concluded

On Sunday, I had lunch with Manda at IHOP. Once again, I overdid it on the pancakes, and Manda had a huge omlet, but that's okay, we decided to burn them off by walking around Lakeshore. Good god, it was balls hot! Like an idiot I had on a dark shirt and jeans and Manda was wearing "walker unfriendly" shoes.

We had a pretty good pace going, I laid down under a shaded hill and some lady asked if I was alright and needed her to call for help or something. I could see right up her shirt...usually that would be a good thing, but this lady was about 50 years old! Yikes. Not what I wanted to see. After that, I soon I entered the "zone" and was concentrating on my cardio rather than idle chit chat. I told Amanda that I was not going to slow down for her if she lagged behind and i didn't. Pretty soon I got a pretty big lead on her and then suddenly I hear someone running up behind me and big surprise, it's Amanda! She had taken off her shoes and started jogging past me on the hot concrete! Pretty hardcore! She did tell me that she had a competitive streak. Guess that proved it!



During the last few hundred yards, the heat was really getting unbearable and it forced me to do the unthinkable: I took my shirt off in public!! DUH-DUH-DUMMM!! Something I never do, but I didn't care! I was fucking hot!



After that, we went to the store to pick up some water and crap, both of us looking like warmed over shit and of course Manda meets one of her good friends. As manda goes to hug her the big ass water bottle she was carrying flies out of her hands and nails her friend's opened shoed foot! Pretty funny stuff!



After she was done yappin' with her friend, we went over to my place ordered pizza and watched the Sunday night Fox line up! After that, Manda went home and I went to bed.

Weekend fun continued

Oh yeah, during dinner, my sis makes a "surprise" appearance when she found out that I was having dinner there with Manda and decided to introduce myself. It went rather well, despite my sis looking Manda up and down, it was pretty cool.

Later on, I went over to my sister's place to drop off the money I owe her to my mother who was babysitting for her and I decided to kill two birds by introducing Amanda to her. They hit it off pretty well, despite Manda being a little nervous. Mom used the time to tell her all about my little hijinks when I was growing up while I concentrated on mooching off the cable. They talked for about half and hour until we decided to head on out to the Hillbilly fair, but not before stopping by Barnes and Noble for a pitstop. I thought I saw my friend Kenny there, but I wasn't sure. It was later confirmed that it was him. Anyway, Lisa was working and I introduced her to Manda. They seemed to get along okay and after that, it was time for the fair.



The fair was pretty ghetto to be expected and we got on one tilty twisty type ride... BIG MISTAKE. Apparently the chicken/jumbo shrimp platter didn't quite agree with the whole twisty turny thing and I got a little bit sick. Seriously, I was definitely gonna puke if I didn't get off that damn ride asap! Luckily the carny dude let off the sick people before restarting the ride and I waited for Manda while concentrating really hard on not throwing up. When she was done, we took off, but not before she started talking about funnel cakes and cotton candy. That DID NOT help things.



Anyway, we decided to go to my place so I could rest for awhile before heading out to Micheal's. Manda's never been before and wanted to check it out so what the hell. It wasn't as bad as before, crowd wise, but it was pretty balls crowded, nevertheless. We ended up dancing for about an hour and a half or 2 hours (geez, that girl's got some moves and stamina) and then we took off. On our way out, I met Ramon Houston. One of the few people I didn't despise in High School and a really cool guy. We talked for awhile and went our separate ways. Not to sound gay or anything, but he was looking pretty good. Time has definitely been good to him!



Anyway, it was a pretty interesting Saturday night.

Weekend fun

Hung out with Manda on Saturday and Sunday. Had a pretty good time! On Saturday we went to Kenpai and the food there was fraggin' great! We were originally going to go to Myabis, but I think someone changed their mind and we ended up getting reservations for Kenpai. It was all good except for Manda's cunt of a friend, Cindy. I swear this bitch was one of the most annoying little pieces of shit I've ever come across. Fucking bitch was rude, condescending, arrogant and just a royal pain in the ass! Worse of all she is a born again Christian and a vast majority of born agains are usually the most obnoxious when it comes to pushing their religious beliefs on you. Cindy was no exception. She kept trying to "save" when I told her that I was a Christian, but didn't really practice it like i used to. Anyway, this twat stain automatically that I'm as miserable as she is and says that I'll never be happy until I accept the lord and blah,blah,blah. I told her that I was pretty happy right now, but she said it wouldn't last. Wouldn't last??? I wanted to gut the cunt right there, but I had to keep reminding myself that she was Manda's friend and bit my toungue, but that didn't stop me from pressing her buttons by disagreeing with her, cussing, and using the Lord's name in vain.



Anyway, after tolerating this bitch for an hour or so, I couldn't drop this piece of shit off fast enough! I find out later that Mandy really didn't like her and pretty much invited her because she's such a nice person. That sucked! Had I known that, I would've torn the bitch apart! Oh well....at least I'll never have to see the whore again. Oh, did I mention how she was before she was "saved?" According to Manda, it was no big deal for her to fuck a guy she just met and not even use a condom! Fucking dirty ass, gross looking, nappy little Kentucky piece of trash! Let's see God "save" you from the "evil" STDs!! Fucking whore!!



Amanda is a nicer person than I will EVER be.

Good news?

Found out yesterday that the incredibly annoying intern is graduating soon. Thank god! Maybe now I don't have to tolerate her existence at work anymore. Loud annoying bimbo... good riddance.

Sundown in the city

Kate invited me once again to go the Sundown thing with her today, but I gotta remember that this is Kate...she has the habit of "forgetting" previous plans so I'm not holding my breath. If she does forget to call, no big deal...I'm not really into the whole social thing right now anyway.

Eight Legged Freaks

Man, this movie was a whole lot better when I first watched it. What the hell? To think, I was going to add this to the collection. Once again Netflix saves me from another foolish dvd purchase.

Tommy Boy on the other hand is just as funny as I remembered! It's too bad they kind of skimped on the dvd extras though. We're talking bare minimum here. Oh well, it's still some pretty good stuff!

Feeling Blah...

Looks like I'm in one of my "blah" moods again. I've got zero motivation and zero energy. I hate it when I get in moods like this, but there's nothing to do but to ride it out I suppose.

Well at least I'm not craving pancakes anymore. yippee.

Rethinking the whole Amanda thing

I'm considering dropping Manda. Everytime I hang out with her, I pig out of naughty foods. I think she's trying to fatten me up! If you are on a diet, STAY AWAY FROM THIS WOMAN! That is all.

Gatlinburg trip

After spending most of the day hanging out and shopping with my dad, I decided to go on a road trip and invited Manda along. After about half an hour trying to decide where to go we finally agreed on everyone's favorite tourist trap: Gatlinburg.

I met her outside of Pigeon Forge at some gas station and we took off for the fabled mecca of tackiness, making fun of everything and everyone we saw.

Eventually we got to Gatlinburg and proceeded to tour the sites and such and have a little fun. I rode the motion 3d motion thingee for the first time and was amazed that the damn thing didn't have seat belts. We were rag dolled all over the place! Still fun though.

Later we went to some candy store and tried this god awful sour liquid that looked like a urine sample. I though Manda was gonna puke. Fortunately she bought me this chocolate peanut butter candy that killed the after taste



Eventually we hit a couple of aracdes and we were disappointed at how lame they were. Eventually we gave the rest of our quarters to some random family. At first they were suspicious, like we were the cops or something, but eventually they thanked us. I feel so good about myself.



Later on we got some funnel cake and it was gooooood. I stopped eating once I found out we were going to meet a couple of Manda's friends for dinner, but Manda kept on going, snapping at anyone who dared come near her beloved funnel cake.



We met her friends at a TGIF and they were pretty cool. I ordered a Jack Daniels burger, Manda got the ribs. The JD sause is soooooooo friggin' GOOD. Seriously, this was some gangsta shit, yo! We ended up staying at that place for 3 damn hours! I don't know why! Eventually we left at around.... i dunno....1am or something. Manda's friends drove us to her car where she drove me to my car where we both parted ways. Pretty nice way to spend the weekend.

Shut up and look pretty.

Manda seems to be saying this to me more and more lately.... at least she admits I'm pretty! I'm soooooo in!!