Ha ha! fooled you! Thought this was another profanity laden rant of doom didn't you? WRONG! Fuck you for thinking that! Anyway, I had a pretty entertaining week, starting with the chili/tamale movie-thon with Mel and Carolyn. Apparently they thought I was going to stand them up and went as far as to try to call my cel phone (which I never have on anyway). I said I would show up after six and I did. I had to take care of a couple of things and chatted with a very chatty friend before I took off for Norris, but I had a great time nevertheless. Toxic Avenger rules!! I haven't seen that movie since I was a small child! I had forgotten how truly bad and politically incorrect Troma movies are! I'm trying to resist buying the Troma Limited edition DVD pack!
The other movie was the black and white classic, Diabolique. It's considered a horror movie, but it came off more like a Hitchcock thriller/suspense. I guess I could see it being ground breaking 40 years ago, but it doesn't quite make it to today's standards. I have to admit it had me in suspense for awhile until I figured out what was going on. Won't spoil the movie for you, but it was a nice "surprise."
Friday moring, I got to spend an hour at the DMV to get my license renewed and I swear I felt like I was in the middle of the Heartland series because every freakin' yokel from a 100 mile radius was there to get their tags renewed and they just happened to bring their ENTIRE families! Good god, I was expecting to see a freaking chicken flutter across the air, but I'm sure they were in the parking lot or something. urg....
Last night I hung out with Kenny and Lonnie and we just blasted each other on our favorite video game while talking some mad trash. We also talked about life, marriage, women and so forth. Not a bad way to spend a miserably cold Friday night.
Lonnie was talking about how his friend met his wife--apparently during his first day at work he was singing Digital Underground's "Humpty Dance" and stopped when he realized he was getting funny looks, but then a young woman continued singing where he left off. The rest is history. Who would've thought that the "Humpty Dance" would bring two people together like that?? I told Lonnie if I ever met a girl who actually understood all the random movie quotes I spew out all the time, I'd consider her a keeper! Hell, if she was a Simpsons and Family Guy fan, I'd marry her on the spot!
She's out there somewhere.... ah....to dream the impossible dream.
Saturday, January 31, 2004
Thursday, January 29, 2004
"No matter how messed up something is, it can always be worse."
^ The fact that this quote is true is the main reason this world...and the way it works... is absolutely disgusting. It's like a multi-layered Hell, similar to Inferno.....there's few instances of "good", and many different levels of suffering and misery....
..actually, there is no real end to human suffering. It's a bottomless pit of suck.....a depressing chasm of despair, pain, agony, etc. And of course, anytime anyone complains...they're suddenly being "ungrateful". Oh yeah, a double-amputee should feel "blessed" because he/she's at least not a quadrapalegic burn victim. A burn victim should feel "blessed" because he's not a retarded midget with no chance of ever being taken seriously regarding anything in life. A parent who's child was killed should feel "blessed" because at least the kid wasn't kidnapped and raped.
woohoo. What a wonderful fucking world it is.
You know, this was supposed to be a motivational post, but I guess it went terribly wrong.
..actually, there is no real end to human suffering. It's a bottomless pit of suck.....a depressing chasm of despair, pain, agony, etc. And of course, anytime anyone complains...they're suddenly being "ungrateful". Oh yeah, a double-amputee should feel "blessed" because he/she's at least not a quadrapalegic burn victim. A burn victim should feel "blessed" because he's not a retarded midget with no chance of ever being taken seriously regarding anything in life. A parent who's child was killed should feel "blessed" because at least the kid wasn't kidnapped and raped.
woohoo. What a wonderful fucking world it is.
You know, this was supposed to be a motivational post, but I guess it went terribly wrong.
Tuesday, January 27, 2004
Damn job.
This sucks. For the past two weeks I've been stuck on fucking banner duty for a tv show I've never heard of that airs on a station I don't even get. I'm getting sick of this bullshit. Everyone else at work is working on projects that are worthwhile and actually require half a brain cell to work on. Meanwhile, I'm stuck in my office doing shit a fucking chimp could do. My biggest challenge is fucking staying awake. Trying to get feedback from the "boss" is an exercise in futility since he's either working with someone else, on a fucking smoke break, on the phone or he's just gone, working on more important things. I Don't blame him. Banners are the most tedious, most mind numbingly BORING things you can do. Shit, I don't even know why I'm going to work today. It'll just be the same old thing of me crapping out banner comps and looking for a "boss" that's not even there. I'm tired of constantly asking him for something else to do and he always says, "there's plenty of other things to do", but of course he forgets all about it and I have to constantly remind him, but those "other things" usually end up being, surprise! FUCKING BANNERS! Jesus! This shit's getting old.
Monday, January 26, 2004
Saturday, January 24, 2004
Mr friend the cradle robber.
My good friend Candice is pulling a "Demi" and is dating a 27 year old. She's 46. I know Candy. Her bedroom exploits are legendary or so her friends say. I told her not to kill the kid, but she said she's being gentle with him..... for now. She cracks me up.
Ken dawg's b-day!
It was Kenny's birthday yesterday and he came over to shoot the shit, eat some cake and watch some Predator over at my place. We had a pretty good time talking about life, talking some shit and just talking in general. Oliver's birthday is today and is the latest of my friends to join the big 30 club. We're soooo cool!
An old friend
My friend Tanz was in town and came and visited me and I have to say she looked GREAT! She had lost a lot of weight over the past year and I really did not recognize the girl! Amazing.
We caught up on some old times and she said she was meeting some guy named from Gatlinburg named Blain. What kind of name is that? Sound like a soap opera star.... or a porn star. Anyway, they were planning on meeting at Barley's and eventually hang out a motel room(?!) I asked her why, and she said it was because they didn't have anywhere else to hang out at. I told her that men don't get a hotel room with a girl just to "hang out". She assured me nothing was going to happen. I asked her what hotel and she said some place in Gatlinburg, a place she's not really familiar with. I told her that he was making a classic player move by setting up the "home field" advantage. After he got the booty, all he has to do is drive a couple of miles to get home while she would have to drive 3 hours to get back to her place (Georgia). She thought I was being silly. I told her to call him and ask him to get a hotel in Knoxville and see how he would react. She did so, and he gaver her this big guilt trip about how inconvienced he was, driving a whole half hour out of his way to get a hotel room for them and blah blah blah... TYPICAL! I told her he was just setting you up and he's going to use that against you when he finally makes his move!
She then told me about her plan. Apparently this guy turned her down rather harshly a few years back when she was still heavy and now that she's thin, he's suddenly interested in her. Anyway, she planned on getting a little payback on him by doing the same thing. That explained why she looked so good. I told her that she was playing a dangerous game and to be careful, but she said she would be fine. Whatever. I hope she doesn't get in over her head and gets into trouble or worse yet, actually fall for the guy again and sleep with him. I told her to call me if she needed help. She never did, so I'm assuming she's okay. I left a couple of messages on her voicemail... interested to find out what happended.
We caught up on some old times and she said she was meeting some guy named from Gatlinburg named Blain. What kind of name is that? Sound like a soap opera star.... or a porn star. Anyway, they were planning on meeting at Barley's and eventually hang out a motel room(?!) I asked her why, and she said it was because they didn't have anywhere else to hang out at. I told her that men don't get a hotel room with a girl just to "hang out". She assured me nothing was going to happen. I asked her what hotel and she said some place in Gatlinburg, a place she's not really familiar with. I told her that he was making a classic player move by setting up the "home field" advantage. After he got the booty, all he has to do is drive a couple of miles to get home while she would have to drive 3 hours to get back to her place (Georgia). She thought I was being silly. I told her to call him and ask him to get a hotel in Knoxville and see how he would react. She did so, and he gaver her this big guilt trip about how inconvienced he was, driving a whole half hour out of his way to get a hotel room for them and blah blah blah... TYPICAL! I told her he was just setting you up and he's going to use that against you when he finally makes his move!
She then told me about her plan. Apparently this guy turned her down rather harshly a few years back when she was still heavy and now that she's thin, he's suddenly interested in her. Anyway, she planned on getting a little payback on him by doing the same thing. That explained why she looked so good. I told her that she was playing a dangerous game and to be careful, but she said she would be fine. Whatever. I hope she doesn't get in over her head and gets into trouble or worse yet, actually fall for the guy again and sleep with him. I told her to call me if she needed help. She never did, so I'm assuming she's okay. I left a couple of messages on her voicemail... interested to find out what happended.
Dad's b-day lunch
I had lunch with the family over at PF Changs on Saturday to celebrate my dad's 64th year of life and had a pretty good time. In true Radford fashion, we spent most of the day having fun at each others' expense and dad would NOT put down his camera... sigh. What do you expect? He's gotta get at least a roll of pictures of his precious little granddaughter.
During the course of the lunch, I noticed one of the servers give me the eye. I quietly returned the favor and we shared a smile. I couldn't really capitalize on it since I was with the family and that would be pretty tacky and disrespectful of me to do so. My ever observant sister (nothing gets past this girl) noticed the whole thing and kept asking me if I wanted her to get the girl's name and number for me. I declined. She called me a wuss.
After lunch and after I said my good byes, I went across the street to look at some queen size beds and eventually came back to the restuarant to talk to the server, but I found out that she had clocked out a few minutes before. That kinda sucked, but at least I know where she works. Maybe next time.
During the course of the lunch, I noticed one of the servers give me the eye. I quietly returned the favor and we shared a smile. I couldn't really capitalize on it since I was with the family and that would be pretty tacky and disrespectful of me to do so. My ever observant sister (nothing gets past this girl) noticed the whole thing and kept asking me if I wanted her to get the girl's name and number for me. I declined. She called me a wuss.
After lunch and after I said my good byes, I went across the street to look at some queen size beds and eventually came back to the restuarant to talk to the server, but I found out that she had clocked out a few minutes before. That kinda sucked, but at least I know where she works. Maybe next time.
Is this thing on?
Went to the Comedy Zone with Melanie and her friend Caroline where we met up with Kaylie(sp?) and another woman whose name I foget and I had a great time! Before that however Mel, Caroline and myself killed some time at my place by watching the Happy Tree Friends which is basically an animated series featuring sickingly cute and fuzzy animal pals getting butchered, murdered and mutilated in the most graphic and creative ways. Everyone seemed to love it! Good stuff to get you in the mood for some comedy! We also watched some of Futurama before we finally left.
I was very impressed on how quickly the managed to renovate the old Ivey's place into the Comedy Zone. I barely recognized the place. The comedians were funny as hell, despite the heckling from some drunk ass stripper homophobe and her pimp. Not sure, but I think they were thrown out. I got called out by one of the comedians and he went on for a few minutes about how I make white people feel insecure when I go to a public bathroom because of my generous "endowments". I wanted to hide under the table, but I guess it could've been worse!
Afterwards, I went back to my place with Mel and Caroline and discussed life while sipping on some Long Island Ice Teas. Although my original plan of getting them really shit faced and fufilling a few debaucherous fantasies of mine failed, I still enjoyed their company.
Caroline made us feel really old when she revealed she was only six years old when The Princess Bride movie first came out. I was in 8th grade and Mel had graduated from high school. Funny stuff! Caroline is a fun girl and it was nice to finally meet her after hearing all the hype from Mel.
We plan on having a Horror-Thon soon and Mel wanted me to set a date, but I told her it's all up to her since I tried to set a date for 2 months straight with little or no response from her. But, she's a busy gal, so I didn't think too much about it. It's still on her though. heh.
Should be interesting!
I was very impressed on how quickly the managed to renovate the old Ivey's place into the Comedy Zone. I barely recognized the place. The comedians were funny as hell, despite the heckling from some drunk ass stripper homophobe and her pimp. Not sure, but I think they were thrown out. I got called out by one of the comedians and he went on for a few minutes about how I make white people feel insecure when I go to a public bathroom because of my generous "endowments". I wanted to hide under the table, but I guess it could've been worse!
Afterwards, I went back to my place with Mel and Caroline and discussed life while sipping on some Long Island Ice Teas. Although my original plan of getting them really shit faced and fufilling a few debaucherous fantasies of mine failed, I still enjoyed their company.
Caroline made us feel really old when she revealed she was only six years old when The Princess Bride movie first came out. I was in 8th grade and Mel had graduated from high school. Funny stuff! Caroline is a fun girl and it was nice to finally meet her after hearing all the hype from Mel.
We plan on having a Horror-Thon soon and Mel wanted me to set a date, but I told her it's all up to her since I tried to set a date for 2 months straight with little or no response from her. But, she's a busy gal, so I didn't think too much about it. It's still on her though. heh.
Should be interesting!
Friday, January 23, 2004
Gym recap #something
Had a rather intense cardio workout Thursday. Did 30 minutes of cardio followed by an hour of kickboxing. I must say I'm very impressed with Shari the instructor. She's an older woman (late 30s, early 40s, possibly older) and she is in GREAT shape! She has the best form out of all the instructors and her kicks and punches really look like they would hurt someone. Her balance is quite impressive as well. I don't know how she maintains her balance like that!
After class, Lonnie asked me if I noticed some scantily bleach blonde bimbo with incredibly obvious fake flesh rocks. I told him that he should know better than ask me that since that's exactly the kind of girl I'm NOT attracted to. In fact, I was trying to look past her to scope out the girl I was attracted to.
Other than Kate giving me a hard time, nothing much happened that night. I just know I was freezing my left nut off!
After class, Lonnie asked me if I noticed some scantily bleach blonde bimbo with incredibly obvious fake flesh rocks. I told him that he should know better than ask me that since that's exactly the kind of girl I'm NOT attracted to. In fact, I was trying to look past her to scope out the girl I was attracted to.
Other than Kate giving me a hard time, nothing much happened that night. I just know I was freezing my left nut off!
Thursday, January 22, 2004
My big fat obnoxious FUCK YOU rant!
5 years in the making....
I was sitting around and talking to some people and thinking about how god damned fucked up this place is. Reading the papers, magazines, watching T.V. and all this other shit and it kills me how fucked up this place is.
I look at shit like how fucked up the justice system is when we have a murderer walking around free, A weed smoker gets 5 years for a first offense, a woman that can take her husband for $115 million dollars in a divorce case, and a rapist gets out of jail in 18 months. When did we start accepting this shit as alright?
Why is it that a family that consists of a single mother working two jobs and has a kid gets turned down for medicade but a fucking bitch who's got nine kids, no job, her nails done and a nice car gets that shit with no problem? Why is this acceptable?
All these people working jobs so they can have enough to be broke. They can't even afford to go to the doctor if they get sick. I know a guy who went to the doctor a while back for pnuemonia and his total bill with the hospital visit cost him $6,000 dollars for being there three days. That's not including the money he had to spend on prescriptions. This is after his medical insurance kicked in, btw. Doesn't that seem a little FUCKED up? He appreciated the care he was given, but 6,000?! That's a fucking used car. That's rent for a year for me. His actual bill was close to $30,000. Doesn't this seem a bit fucked up? Why is this acceptable?
What about that shit with Microsoft trying to sue that kid cause he had a domain name that was MikeRoweSoft for his software. They're going after him. WTF is this shit? Stop fucking with him. MIRCROSOFT DOES NOT NEED MORE FUCKING MONEY. Why is this acceptable?
The RIAA is another perfect fucking example. "Here son, you're 12 and you downloaded 4 songs, so we'll sue your parents for $19,000 dollars because we know your family doesn't have the money to fight us in court." Of course, nobody seems to remember that these lawsuits popped up after the five big record companies lost a $67 billion dollar lawsuit for price fixing. "HELLO HYPOCRISY, LET ME SUCK YOUR DICK SINCE I'M ALREADY FUCKING OVER EVERYBODY ELSE." Why is this acceptable?
The government is looking into Eminem for making threats on the president. Yeah. Eminem is going to be a threat to this country and the president. Don't you fuckers have some real criminals to catch? Maybe if you paid more attention to the real threats than some white boy who's can rhyme words then two planes wouldn't have hit the Twin Towers. Maybe that's just my view.
All these fake fucking people running around trying to be things they aren't because some new magazine has the latest "trend". God, fuck you people. You're fucking it up for the good people that are just trying to get by. I especially love you pieces of shit out there who embrace this shit. Your average rap star does not live the life he talks about. Despite what those videos tell you he's got problems, just like you do. Nobody's life is just poppin' Cris and fucking chicks in the back of an Escalade on 24"s. THAT IS NOT REAL. IT IS NOT COOL TO BE A HIP HOP CLICHE CAUSE FABOLUS OR HOWEVER THE FUCK YOU SPELL HIS FUCKING NAME TELLS YOU IT'S COOL. Fucking clones.
Fuck all you stupid fucking people that have your hair cut how Jennifer Anniston has it cut. Fuck all you stupid fucking clones that buy shit that a rapper does cause you think it's cool. Fuck all of you stupid fucks that would give away your freedoms to gain back your false sense of safety. Fuck all you bottom feeders that won't break yourself out of your own cycle of decay because it's easier to be a victim. Fuck all you stupid bitches getting pregnant to keep a man. You're only contributing to the problem. Fuck all you dead beat dads. Fuck all you child molestors, I hope you get castrated with a hot poker.
Fuck all you women that would fuck with a man's feelings when he cares for you cause that shit is entertaining. You've hurt so many people that I know because you get a kick out of "the game". Fuck you. Fuck all you asshole motherfuckers that will drag a woman down and take advantage of her cause she cares for you. Fuck you for hurting a woman who would go to the end of the earth for you cause you're afraid of your feelings. Fucking pussies.
Fuck all you politicians making your lives better off of the misery of those you represent. Fuck all you cock sucking lawyers who helped make it so a woman could spill coffee in her lap and get paid off of her own stupidity. Fuck all you christians who would shove your beliefs down a person's throat who thinks differently. Fuck you for hating people that ask questions. Fuck you for hating those that are different. Fuck all you atheists who condemn people because they have faith in something bigger than themselves. You think you're better than those "religious people" but you're no better than the religious zealots you so vehemntly want to argue with. You're not fixing the problem, you're contributing. Go fuck yourself with a cross you self righteous fucks.
Fuck all of you stupid ass women who get mad that a guy stares at you when wear a low cut shirt that is straining to contain your tits and a short ass skirt that your ass is hanging out of. What did you fucking expect when you walked out of the house, that people would comment you on your lovely personality? Fuck you stupid fucks demanding reparations. You didn't go through shit. If you want to cry about something, cry about how fucked up our country is now, not about how fucked up it was 200 years ago. We aren't fixing shit if we're worried about something that cannot be mended. That is not progress and fuckers like you are what makes the rest of us look bad. Fuck you no conscience having fucks for sitting around while you see something you know is wrong happening. You're just as guilty, and more because you let it happen and not doing shit to stop it. Fuck you assholes who won't stand up for yourselves when somebody pushes you around. Christ, grow a fucking spine.
Fuck all you whiny ass bitches that have everything provided for you but cry anyway. Give me all your money and you can have the problems I have, which are probably miniscule compared to your parents "not understanding you". Fuck all you yellow fever having pieces of shit. If a chick looks like her face has been run over by a train, the fact that she's asian does not negate that and make her hot.
Fuck all you stupid white boys with the tribal tattoos and frosted hair. Fuck all you white girls with the tribal tattoos on your backs and the frosted hair. Fuck all you white boys and girls that have fucking DREADLOCKS! Do you have any idea how fucking RETARDED you look? It's like me with blonde pig tails! Knock it the fuck off! And take a fucking shower!
Fuck all you asian wannabes. Knowing three japanese words does not make you japanese. Stop slipping that shit into conversation, you sound fucking retarded. Fuck all you people that rice out any car you can get, even if it's American. A Type R sticker on a ford probe looks fucking retarded. Sport rims on a minivan looks retarded.
Fuck all you stupid bitches that try so hard to be different so you don't "conform". You're the exact same as all the people you're trying not to be. Fuck you, we don't care if you're different cause you're the same as all the other clones that are trying to be "different".
Fuck all these people. And fuck you if you're one of them. Fuck you for making this shit okay.
I was sitting around and talking to some people and thinking about how god damned fucked up this place is. Reading the papers, magazines, watching T.V. and all this other shit and it kills me how fucked up this place is.
I look at shit like how fucked up the justice system is when we have a murderer walking around free, A weed smoker gets 5 years for a first offense, a woman that can take her husband for $115 million dollars in a divorce case, and a rapist gets out of jail in 18 months. When did we start accepting this shit as alright?
Why is it that a family that consists of a single mother working two jobs and has a kid gets turned down for medicade but a fucking bitch who's got nine kids, no job, her nails done and a nice car gets that shit with no problem? Why is this acceptable?
All these people working jobs so they can have enough to be broke. They can't even afford to go to the doctor if they get sick. I know a guy who went to the doctor a while back for pnuemonia and his total bill with the hospital visit cost him $6,000 dollars for being there three days. That's not including the money he had to spend on prescriptions. This is after his medical insurance kicked in, btw. Doesn't that seem a little FUCKED up? He appreciated the care he was given, but 6,000?! That's a fucking used car. That's rent for a year for me. His actual bill was close to $30,000. Doesn't this seem a bit fucked up? Why is this acceptable?
What about that shit with Microsoft trying to sue that kid cause he had a domain name that was MikeRoweSoft for his software. They're going after him. WTF is this shit? Stop fucking with him. MIRCROSOFT DOES NOT NEED MORE FUCKING MONEY. Why is this acceptable?
The RIAA is another perfect fucking example. "Here son, you're 12 and you downloaded 4 songs, so we'll sue your parents for $19,000 dollars because we know your family doesn't have the money to fight us in court." Of course, nobody seems to remember that these lawsuits popped up after the five big record companies lost a $67 billion dollar lawsuit for price fixing. "HELLO HYPOCRISY, LET ME SUCK YOUR DICK SINCE I'M ALREADY FUCKING OVER EVERYBODY ELSE." Why is this acceptable?
The government is looking into Eminem for making threats on the president. Yeah. Eminem is going to be a threat to this country and the president. Don't you fuckers have some real criminals to catch? Maybe if you paid more attention to the real threats than some white boy who's can rhyme words then two planes wouldn't have hit the Twin Towers. Maybe that's just my view.
All these fake fucking people running around trying to be things they aren't because some new magazine has the latest "trend". God, fuck you people. You're fucking it up for the good people that are just trying to get by. I especially love you pieces of shit out there who embrace this shit. Your average rap star does not live the life he talks about. Despite what those videos tell you he's got problems, just like you do. Nobody's life is just poppin' Cris and fucking chicks in the back of an Escalade on 24"s. THAT IS NOT REAL. IT IS NOT COOL TO BE A HIP HOP CLICHE CAUSE FABOLUS OR HOWEVER THE FUCK YOU SPELL HIS FUCKING NAME TELLS YOU IT'S COOL. Fucking clones.
Fuck all you stupid fucking people that have your hair cut how Jennifer Anniston has it cut. Fuck all you stupid fucking clones that buy shit that a rapper does cause you think it's cool. Fuck all of you stupid fucks that would give away your freedoms to gain back your false sense of safety. Fuck all you bottom feeders that won't break yourself out of your own cycle of decay because it's easier to be a victim. Fuck all you stupid bitches getting pregnant to keep a man. You're only contributing to the problem. Fuck all you dead beat dads. Fuck all you child molestors, I hope you get castrated with a hot poker.
Fuck all you women that would fuck with a man's feelings when he cares for you cause that shit is entertaining. You've hurt so many people that I know because you get a kick out of "the game". Fuck you. Fuck all you asshole motherfuckers that will drag a woman down and take advantage of her cause she cares for you. Fuck you for hurting a woman who would go to the end of the earth for you cause you're afraid of your feelings. Fucking pussies.
Fuck all you politicians making your lives better off of the misery of those you represent. Fuck all you cock sucking lawyers who helped make it so a woman could spill coffee in her lap and get paid off of her own stupidity. Fuck all you christians who would shove your beliefs down a person's throat who thinks differently. Fuck you for hating people that ask questions. Fuck you for hating those that are different. Fuck all you atheists who condemn people because they have faith in something bigger than themselves. You think you're better than those "religious people" but you're no better than the religious zealots you so vehemntly want to argue with. You're not fixing the problem, you're contributing. Go fuck yourself with a cross you self righteous fucks.
Fuck all of you stupid ass women who get mad that a guy stares at you when wear a low cut shirt that is straining to contain your tits and a short ass skirt that your ass is hanging out of. What did you fucking expect when you walked out of the house, that people would comment you on your lovely personality? Fuck you stupid fucks demanding reparations. You didn't go through shit. If you want to cry about something, cry about how fucked up our country is now, not about how fucked up it was 200 years ago. We aren't fixing shit if we're worried about something that cannot be mended. That is not progress and fuckers like you are what makes the rest of us look bad. Fuck you no conscience having fucks for sitting around while you see something you know is wrong happening. You're just as guilty, and more because you let it happen and not doing shit to stop it. Fuck you assholes who won't stand up for yourselves when somebody pushes you around. Christ, grow a fucking spine.
Fuck all you whiny ass bitches that have everything provided for you but cry anyway. Give me all your money and you can have the problems I have, which are probably miniscule compared to your parents "not understanding you". Fuck all you yellow fever having pieces of shit. If a chick looks like her face has been run over by a train, the fact that she's asian does not negate that and make her hot.
Fuck all you stupid white boys with the tribal tattoos and frosted hair. Fuck all you white girls with the tribal tattoos on your backs and the frosted hair. Fuck all you white boys and girls that have fucking DREADLOCKS! Do you have any idea how fucking RETARDED you look? It's like me with blonde pig tails! Knock it the fuck off! And take a fucking shower!
Fuck all you asian wannabes. Knowing three japanese words does not make you japanese. Stop slipping that shit into conversation, you sound fucking retarded. Fuck all you people that rice out any car you can get, even if it's American. A Type R sticker on a ford probe looks fucking retarded. Sport rims on a minivan looks retarded.
Fuck all you stupid bitches that try so hard to be different so you don't "conform". You're the exact same as all the people you're trying not to be. Fuck you, we don't care if you're different cause you're the same as all the other clones that are trying to be "different".
Fuck all these people. And fuck you if you're one of them. Fuck you for making this shit okay.
baby talk
I can't stand it when people talk about their newborns. I get sick of hearing "how smart they are" or "they raised their own head up" or some other mind numbinly insignificant little action they did, despite the fact that EVERY infant in the world does the same thing . "Ooh look! he shit himself! Awwww! Get the camera!"
Gimme a break. When the kid starts walking, communicates in other ways besides screaming it's head off and begins to actually form a distinct personality of their own, THEN you can start telling me stories.
Gimme a break. When the kid starts walking, communicates in other ways besides screaming it's head off and begins to actually form a distinct personality of their own, THEN you can start telling me stories.
my waist
found out that I have a 34 inch waist last night. That's surprising. I thought It would be at least a 36. This time last year it was 38. That's pretty cool.
Wednesday, January 21, 2004
Tired...
Man, I am so freakin' tired. I'm the worst kind of tired. I'm the kind of tired when you're so tired that you're too tired to go to sleep. Now that's a crappy kind of tired.
Tired. Tired? Man, I sure said tired a lot.
Tired. Tired? Man, I sure said tired a lot.
Tuesday, January 20, 2004
Gym recap # whatever
Had a pretty good cardio workout tonight. Did about 25 minutes of eliptical and 1 hour of kickboxing. Emily was the instructor and although I've only had her a couple of times before, she's pretty good. Except when she does that stupid "sword" move crap. It basically makes you look like a retarded monkey swinging a broom stick around. I opted for jabs instead.
After the class I got on the bike for about 10 minutes and talked to a girl on the bike next to me. Her name is Bethany and she goes to Carson Newman where she runs track. We were talking about how intense track training can be and it was more of a challenge than she thought it would be, but she loved it anyway. Okay, for some weird reason I told her I used to wrestle in high school. Just one problem with that statement...... I never wrestled in high school. I don't know why the hell I told her that! Wrestling???! Anyway, she was marveling at all the intense training wrestlers put themselves through to compete and blah blah blah. I was just nodding my head and saying "yeah" a lot and was praying that she didn't ask me anything specific because I would be royally screwed. Well, it never came to that..
Anyway, that's not important, the important thing is that I'm starting to talk to people at the gym, something I NEVER do and although the conversation was full of LIES, I think it went rather well and I made a new aquaintance. With my luck she'll be a huge wrestling fan and ask me all sorts of technical questions that I'll have no idea how to answer. Or worse yet, she'll be "the one" and my lie will be exposed! Fortunately, Lonnie, who really did wrestle has agreed to tutor me in the basics...... as soon as he stops laughing at me or course.
yay.
After the class I got on the bike for about 10 minutes and talked to a girl on the bike next to me. Her name is Bethany and she goes to Carson Newman where she runs track. We were talking about how intense track training can be and it was more of a challenge than she thought it would be, but she loved it anyway. Okay, for some weird reason I told her I used to wrestle in high school. Just one problem with that statement...... I never wrestled in high school. I don't know why the hell I told her that! Wrestling???! Anyway, she was marveling at all the intense training wrestlers put themselves through to compete and blah blah blah. I was just nodding my head and saying "yeah" a lot and was praying that she didn't ask me anything specific because I would be royally screwed. Well, it never came to that..
Anyway, that's not important, the important thing is that I'm starting to talk to people at the gym, something I NEVER do and although the conversation was full of LIES, I think it went rather well and I made a new aquaintance. With my luck she'll be a huge wrestling fan and ask me all sorts of technical questions that I'll have no idea how to answer. Or worse yet, she'll be "the one" and my lie will be exposed! Fortunately, Lonnie, who really did wrestle has agreed to tutor me in the basics...... as soon as he stops laughing at me or course.
yay.
Monday, January 19, 2004
Said something I never thought I'd say...
I was on the phone with Lisa last night, talking about show 'Average Joe' and I said "All right! The hunks are here!" I quickly realized that is something I've NEVER said before. Kinda funny.
Happy MLK day!
Hope everyone is enjoying their day off. If you still have to work then you and your employer are RACIST!!!! Have a nice day!
Sunday, January 18, 2004
Mystery solved.
Don't know if all of you know the story or not, but back in October I met this striking girl at Barley's and we hit it off pretty well and at the end of the night, I gave her my number and she stored it on her phone (I didn't have my cell phone or any pen or paper). Needless to say, she never called. Did I mention that she lives in the same complex as me? Anyway, today I found out why she didn't call. While on the way to the gym, I saw her come out of her car with a rather handsome looking gentleman. I kinda freaked at first because he looked like my cousin, but it wasn't. I have no problems giving a guy a compliment about his looks if he deserves it and this guy derserves it. Hell, if I were her, I'd lose my number too! Oh well... that's how the game is. No big deal.
Now I'd be pissed if the guy looked like a scrawny ass Urkel or something.
Now I'd be pissed if the guy looked like a scrawny ass Urkel or something.
I've been accused of being a racist!
I was talking to a friend of mine while watching the Colts, Patriots game and I said I was torn about the outcome. I can't stand Peyton Manning and I hoped he would lose HOWEVER, I said it would be nice to see a black head coach make it to and win the Superbowl (something that has never happened before). Well for some god-only-knows reason, she told me that was a racist statement! I asked why and she said that would be the same as her saying that she hoped a white coach made it to the Superbowl(??)
After recovering from the sheer stupidity of her "analogy" and total lack of logic, I explained to her that there was nothing racist about my statement. I merely said it would be nice to see a black coach win the Superbowl. I didn't say "I hope that black coach wins over that white devil cracka!"
I don't think that she realized what a significant milestone that would be for black people in general, since there is like what? Less than 6 total black head coaches in the NFL?? I could be wrong, but I know it's not many. She still called it a racist statement.
I knew there would be no convincing her so I quickly changed subjects before I lost my patience. Plus she's a 22 year old who thinks she knows more than she does just because she's traveled all over the country, but often times she's wrong. Of course she never admits it even when there's a ton of evidence stacked against her.
It was still disappointing hearing such a narrow minded accusation coming from her though.
moron.
After recovering from the sheer stupidity of her "analogy" and total lack of logic, I explained to her that there was nothing racist about my statement. I merely said it would be nice to see a black coach win the Superbowl. I didn't say "I hope that black coach wins over that white devil cracka!"
I don't think that she realized what a significant milestone that would be for black people in general, since there is like what? Less than 6 total black head coaches in the NFL?? I could be wrong, but I know it's not many. She still called it a racist statement.
I knew there would be no convincing her so I quickly changed subjects before I lost my patience. Plus she's a 22 year old who thinks she knows more than she does just because she's traveled all over the country, but often times she's wrong. Of course she never admits it even when there's a ton of evidence stacked against her.
It was still disappointing hearing such a narrow minded accusation coming from her though.
moron.
Nevermind
Okay, after looking at the email message again, it says blogSPEAK. Don't remember joining them though. Oh well......
Blogger.com..... dead or what?
Got an email from blogger.com saying that they are no longer in service, yet here I am writing another post.....what's going on here?????
Friday, January 16, 2004
Stupid Apartment people!
I found out that leasing office has JUST sent in the rent checks today! There reason is that they ran out of deposit slips or some crap. I dunno, just a personal pet peeve of mine when the leasing office doesn't deposit the money on time. I'm weird like that.
Thursday, January 15, 2004
Another dog in the office
Great. That brings the number up to three. The guy who shares the office space with us brought his little 7 month old puppy in today. Like there aren't enough mongrels running around here pissing and shitting all over the place. I'm tempted to borrow my friend's 200 pound Mastiff and let him eat these little turd factories.
Actually, Otis is cool. I have no problems with him. At least he's house broken.
Actually, Otis is cool. I have no problems with him. At least he's house broken.
Lonnie the high school historian
I was talking with Lonnie at the gym the other day and he reminded me about my past athletic accomplishments that I completely forgot. Like lifting 225 over my head with minimal effort and running a 4.7 second 40m dash in street clothes and no warmup. I'm glad somebody remembers that because I sure as hell don't!
Oh yeah, Kate said she had something to give me next time I was at the gym and when she told me it wasn't edible I lost some interest, but I'm still curious to know what it is. Maybe I'll find out tonight.
Oh yeah, Kate said she had something to give me next time I was at the gym and when she told me it wasn't edible I lost some interest, but I'm still curious to know what it is. Maybe I'll find out tonight.
New Year's crowds
Well it's that time of year again. Millions of people flood into the gyms to carry out their New Year's resolution to finally get into shape. Unfortunately, that means old schoolers like me will have to fight even BIGGER crowds just to get in a decent workout.
The other day at Courtsouth I had to park so far away that I had to walk a 5k just to get to the front door. Inside, EVERY cardio machine was taken..... EVERY ONE of them! This really, really sucks!!! Fraggin' newbies and their half ass resolutions. Guess what? If you're not in shape by now, YOU NEVER WILL BE!!!! Of course there are exceptions, but most of them don't last a month. Believe me, I've trained enough of them to know.
On a brighter note, I've discovered that I'm more flexible than I ever was in high school as I managed to touch my head to the ground doing the two legged splits! It felt so weird doing a stretch that only women and yoga people can do. Ah well....
The other day at Courtsouth I had to park so far away that I had to walk a 5k just to get to the front door. Inside, EVERY cardio machine was taken..... EVERY ONE of them! This really, really sucks!!! Fraggin' newbies and their half ass resolutions. Guess what? If you're not in shape by now, YOU NEVER WILL BE!!!! Of course there are exceptions, but most of them don't last a month. Believe me, I've trained enough of them to know.
On a brighter note, I've discovered that I'm more flexible than I ever was in high school as I managed to touch my head to the ground doing the two legged splits! It felt so weird doing a stretch that only women and yoga people can do. Ah well....
Monday, January 12, 2004
White people love me (when I'm not around)
Sad thing is... I actually know people like THIS. It's an old site, but it still makes me giggle like a school girl.
Black ice stigma
Ever notice that the WHITE run media always refers to BLACK ice as the dangerous kind of ice that you should "watch out" for? Meanwhile, WHITE ice is referred to as a pure and beautiful showcase of frozen winter goodness while they tell you BLACK ice is a danger to you and your family and it could kill you all the moment you let your guard down!
Open your eyes, people! Racism takes many incidious forms and this is just another example of the establishment trying to keep the BLACK ice-- I mean, BLACK MAN down!
Open your eyes, people! Racism takes many incidious forms and this is just another example of the establishment trying to keep the BLACK ice-- I mean, BLACK MAN down!
Sunday, January 11, 2004
shazam
Well it looks like I'm over this little cold that sidelined my for most of the weekend. Acutally, I think it was just the Nyquil that was making me feel like warmed over crap.
I did manage to get out for a little bit though. I hung out with my sister at the mall since the movie that we wanted to see (Big Fish) was sold out. Man, now I remember why I haven't been to the mall in almost a year........ the crowds and traffic were ridiculous! I felt like a sheep just walking aimlessly through the walkways. My sister is a little annoyed with me because at the pet store, I said out loud that most of these puppies and kittens will be dead next week and a couple of kids just happended to be within earshot. Whatever..... it's a well known fact that animals that are not sold within a certain amount of time are destroyed or sold into research (for the more crooked pet stores). Those brats would've had to find out sooner or later. Heh.... lookes like their parents are gonna have some explaining to do!
I also had dinner with the rest of the family at P.F. Chang's. Nice little restaurant and very good yet pricey food. I guess they have to pay for the giant horse sculptures somehow (btw, I stole that theory from Lisa). I nearly sunk into my seat when I thought our server was an old girlfriend, but fortunately I was wrong! That would've been a tad awkward since we didn't break up on friendly terms.
Kate called me tonight to see how I was doing since I was a 30 year old man now. She was realieved when I didn't break a hip and we spent the next 30 minutes bouncing insults off each other. She's a good kid. She also told me about how one of the Kickboxing instructor's "girls" fell out of her much too tight dress at the Courtsouth Christmas party. Funny stuff! She's a good girl, hopefully she'll find a good guy, but not before she cooks me my dinner!
Well, that's about it for my exciting weekend. Guess I'll look at Predator and eat some cookies or something.
I did manage to get out for a little bit though. I hung out with my sister at the mall since the movie that we wanted to see (Big Fish) was sold out. Man, now I remember why I haven't been to the mall in almost a year........ the crowds and traffic were ridiculous! I felt like a sheep just walking aimlessly through the walkways. My sister is a little annoyed with me because at the pet store, I said out loud that most of these puppies and kittens will be dead next week and a couple of kids just happended to be within earshot. Whatever..... it's a well known fact that animals that are not sold within a certain amount of time are destroyed or sold into research (for the more crooked pet stores). Those brats would've had to find out sooner or later. Heh.... lookes like their parents are gonna have some explaining to do!
I also had dinner with the rest of the family at P.F. Chang's. Nice little restaurant and very good yet pricey food. I guess they have to pay for the giant horse sculptures somehow (btw, I stole that theory from Lisa). I nearly sunk into my seat when I thought our server was an old girlfriend, but fortunately I was wrong! That would've been a tad awkward since we didn't break up on friendly terms.
Kate called me tonight to see how I was doing since I was a 30 year old man now. She was realieved when I didn't break a hip and we spent the next 30 minutes bouncing insults off each other. She's a good kid. She also told me about how one of the Kickboxing instructor's "girls" fell out of her much too tight dress at the Courtsouth Christmas party. Funny stuff! She's a good girl, hopefully she'll find a good guy, but not before she cooks me my dinner!
Well, that's about it for my exciting weekend. Guess I'll look at Predator and eat some cookies or something.
Tuesday, January 6, 2004
There goes my social life
Lonnie came over and dropped off Medal Of Honor:Rising Sun. Sigh..... this game is sooooo freakin' good and the attention to detail is amazing! I see many weekends spent trying to liberate the Pacific from the dreaded Japanese Empire.
Had a pretty good time chatting with him about women and life, but mostly about how infuriating women can be, yet we [men] still put up with it. I told him about how I saw this physcially PERFECT female at Kroger tonight and to make a long story short--she turned out to be a lesbian!!! How did I know this? Well, when she walked out of the store hand in hand with her little female buddy, It was kinda obvious. Pity.... we would've had beautiful, strong black children!
I told Lonnie about the incredibly shallow intern at work who is scared to look at me ever since I told her I didn't find her attractive. He proclaimed me as his hero and wished he was there to see it. I assured him that he would've done the same thing. No one can stand this chick... unless it's just some guy trying to get laid, but he just ends up being used to buy her drinks, dinner and other goodies Something she's very proud of... but I digress.
Okay, time to play my little games! No calls.
Had a pretty good time chatting with him about women and life, but mostly about how infuriating women can be, yet we [men] still put up with it. I told him about how I saw this physcially PERFECT female at Kroger tonight and to make a long story short--she turned out to be a lesbian!!! How did I know this? Well, when she walked out of the store hand in hand with her little female buddy, It was kinda obvious. Pity.... we would've had beautiful, strong black children!
I told Lonnie about the incredibly shallow intern at work who is scared to look at me ever since I told her I didn't find her attractive. He proclaimed me as his hero and wished he was there to see it. I assured him that he would've done the same thing. No one can stand this chick... unless it's just some guy trying to get laid, but he just ends up being used to buy her drinks, dinner and other goodies Something she's very proud of... but I digress.
Okay, time to play my little games! No calls.
Monday, January 5, 2004
Wacom showcase
Chaunda came over last night to check out my snazzy wacom tablet! Looked like she was pretty impressed to me! But who wouldn't be?? This thing is awesome!! She also let me borrow Monty Python's The Holy Grail! I haven't seen that in years! Good Stuff!
My friend's ordeal
Last week, my friend told me that her contact lense had rolled to the back of her eye! She went to the doc, and all he said was that the only thing she could do is wait for it to come back around(?). Gee, thanks, doctor! Meanwhile, she's in significant discomfort, so I, with my infinite capacity of sympathy and caring started calling her "one-eye" and hitting her on the back of the head to "pop" the lense loose. Man, everyone should have a pal like me.
car crash
Just heard on the news that there was a massive pile up in Wisconsin. Kate is currently in Wisconsin. I hope she's okay.
She still owes me a home cooked dinner.
She still owes me a home cooked dinner.
Sunday, January 4, 2004
My brief ROTK review
Finally saw this butt numb a thon of a movie and it was okay I guess. Once again, the whole fantasy genre isn't really me, but since I've seen the first two, I might as well see the third.
I know that you are supposed to believe that mankind is on the brink of extinction because of that giant eye ball thing and his "mighty" orc army. That was a little hard to swallow since the army of man pretty much dominated every battle! Come on, they were going on and on about how badly outnumbered they were and that they didn't have enough men to break the enemy's ranks, but what's the first thing they do when the arrive on the battlefield? THEY BREAK THE ENEMY'S RANKS! In fact, they literally run right over them! Even those big goofy looking elephants didn't do much good! They didn't even need the ghost army at the end there! Freakin' GHOST. Yeah, that's fair. Hell, if I was that hippie king guy, I would've used the hell outta them. Make them earn their keep after chickening out like a bunch of sissies when there were alive. Yeah, big bad ghost....it's easy to charge into battle when you're already dead!
And what about that big bad witch king they kept hyping up as the baddest of the bad?? Some bad ass.... dude gets shanked in the back by a two foot midget and then stabbed in the face by a chick! Lame.
The enemy was pretty lame in general... always getting their asses kicked even when they outnumbered the good guys 12 to 1. A gross example of this was the final battle when millions of orcs completely surrounded the human army, yet the humans still managed to hold their own. In fact, it looked like they were winning while that big spot light eye thing looked on. Hell, they didn't even need Frodo and his fat boyfriend Sam (who cried way too much). Speaking of which, he wasn't much of a hero since at the end he succumbed to the ring and turn all evil and shit. Ironically enough, it was that naked bug eyed gremlin thing that was the hero. Fuck Frodo! No way I'd bow to a freakin' 2 foot, nine fingered garden gnome!
Only thing Gandolf was missing was a hood and he'd be the freakin' Grand Wizard of the KKK! And why the HELL did they keep zooming in on that ugly ass Liv Tyler for?? God, I really don't need to see her horse face cross eyed ugliness on the big screen. Same with that Queen of the Shit Fairies, Cate Blanchant broad. She gives me the creeps! Hell, all those freakin' Elves gave me the creeps. Buncha damn albino long hairs!
Man, this was a hard movie to sit through. People were crying and getting all choked up at the end while I was thinking about the quickest escape route outta there! Once again, I didn't care enough for these characters to get all emotional and such.... just me though.
I think I was the only black person in the theatre.
I know I'm bashing this movie pretty hard, but the good does out weigh the bad, I just like talking about the bad. One thing that this movie needed were ninjas. Yeah, an army of ninjas flipping out would be sweet.
I know that you are supposed to believe that mankind is on the brink of extinction because of that giant eye ball thing and his "mighty" orc army. That was a little hard to swallow since the army of man pretty much dominated every battle! Come on, they were going on and on about how badly outnumbered they were and that they didn't have enough men to break the enemy's ranks, but what's the first thing they do when the arrive on the battlefield? THEY BREAK THE ENEMY'S RANKS! In fact, they literally run right over them! Even those big goofy looking elephants didn't do much good! They didn't even need the ghost army at the end there! Freakin' GHOST. Yeah, that's fair. Hell, if I was that hippie king guy, I would've used the hell outta them. Make them earn their keep after chickening out like a bunch of sissies when there were alive. Yeah, big bad ghost....it's easy to charge into battle when you're already dead!
And what about that big bad witch king they kept hyping up as the baddest of the bad?? Some bad ass.... dude gets shanked in the back by a two foot midget and then stabbed in the face by a chick! Lame.
The enemy was pretty lame in general... always getting their asses kicked even when they outnumbered the good guys 12 to 1. A gross example of this was the final battle when millions of orcs completely surrounded the human army, yet the humans still managed to hold their own. In fact, it looked like they were winning while that big spot light eye thing looked on. Hell, they didn't even need Frodo and his fat boyfriend Sam (who cried way too much). Speaking of which, he wasn't much of a hero since at the end he succumbed to the ring and turn all evil and shit. Ironically enough, it was that naked bug eyed gremlin thing that was the hero. Fuck Frodo! No way I'd bow to a freakin' 2 foot, nine fingered garden gnome!
Only thing Gandolf was missing was a hood and he'd be the freakin' Grand Wizard of the KKK! And why the HELL did they keep zooming in on that ugly ass Liv Tyler for?? God, I really don't need to see her horse face cross eyed ugliness on the big screen. Same with that Queen of the Shit Fairies, Cate Blanchant broad. She gives me the creeps! Hell, all those freakin' Elves gave me the creeps. Buncha damn albino long hairs!
Man, this was a hard movie to sit through. People were crying and getting all choked up at the end while I was thinking about the quickest escape route outta there! Once again, I didn't care enough for these characters to get all emotional and such.... just me though.
I think I was the only black person in the theatre.
I know I'm bashing this movie pretty hard, but the good does out weigh the bad, I just like talking about the bad. One thing that this movie needed were ninjas. Yeah, an army of ninjas flipping out would be sweet.
Saturday, January 3, 2004
Missed chance
While I was at the video store earlier, I think I missed a chance to meet a rather intriguing young lady. We were both standing side by side at the new realease wall, and I laughed out loud at one of the movies which was called "Leprechan4: Return to the Hood" I shit you not. Anyway, this got her attention and she was actually trying to see what I was laughing at, but instead of using that moment as an icebreaker and strike up a conversation by bashing this piece of straight to video gem, I just continued walking on since I was expecting company from the boys later on and I hadn't finished cleaning up the dump. I think God punished me for my failure since I ended up renting Ghost Ship..... gag....
Just saw Ghost Ship
More like Ghost SHIT. What a stupid ass movie.... really. That's all I got to say about this utter and complete waste of time.
Hail the conquering hero!!
I just wanna give a shout out to my BEST BUDDY in the whole wide world! Yes, Lonnie da man was able to get my wacom tablet up and running and vanquish my evil old tablet to the depths of hell from wence it came! It tried to embed itself on my hardrive by fucking up my other drivers and such, but Lonnie didn't fall for that shit! He hunted that sumbitch down and burninated it with extreme predjudice!
Whatta pal! He came over and did this despite the fact that he really didn't feel like leaving his apartment! When I grow up I wanna be just like him!
Whatta pal! He came over and did this despite the fact that he really didn't feel like leaving his apartment! When I grow up I wanna be just like him!
Friday, January 2, 2004
The angel of Walmart
I was at Wally world the other day and a saw an absolute vision among the outcasts and dregs of society that frequent the store at 2am. She was a Walmart employee stocking the shelves in the office section. She had a unique sophisticated and articulate nature (she was instructing a rather slow witted employee) that you wouldn't expect from a typical Walmart drone. Well, you know me (well some of you), once I'm smitten with a girl, I waste no time introducing myself to them. I got within 2 feet of her until I noticed THE RING. I swear it must have been the "One Ring to Rule them all." because it just stopped me in my tracks. I was expecting that old bastard Gandalf to come swooping down on some giant goofy looking eagle and dump me in a volcano or something.
Anyway, it appears this one of a kind woman is off the market and so I did a quick U-turn and pretended to be checking out staplers(?) before making my escape. bleh...
Anyway, it appears this one of a kind woman is off the market and so I did a quick U-turn and pretended to be checking out staplers(?) before making my escape. bleh...
Fell in love with a girl!
"fell in love with a girl I fell in love once and almost completely
shes in love with the world,
but sometimes these feelings can be so misleading
she tells she asks are you alright?
i said i must be fine because my heart's still beating
come and kiss me by the riverside
yeah bobby said its fine, he don't conisder it cheating now"
Man, I love that song.
shes in love with the world,
but sometimes these feelings can be so misleading
she tells she asks are you alright?
i said i must be fine because my heart's still beating
come and kiss me by the riverside
yeah bobby said its fine, he don't conisder it cheating now"
Man, I love that song.
Damn dirty Irishman!!
Lonnie has some big news that he won't tell me until TUESDAY!!? Damn that no good bastard with his chistled good looks and drunken Irish charm! Always toying with my emotions! Well, I'll show him!! I'm gonna get him good!! Mark my words!
It's finally here!
Oh hell yeah! It came in today! The Wacom Intuos2 Platinum Edition tablet! It's dimensions are 17.5" x 17.1" x 1.5", an active area of 12" x 12" , a KICK ASS 1024 Pressure Levels,
Resolution: 2540 lpi Max a data rate of 200 pps with a +-.01 Accuracy and a Tilt Range of 50º-60º!!
Oh man! This is gonna make those big projects cake! I spit on my dinky bargain bin tablet! I spit on my stupid clunky mouse! And I poop on my tacky mouse pad!!
Or maybe I'm just compensating for my physical shortcomings..... um..... did I mention 1024 pressure levels? HOORAH!!
Resolution: 2540 lpi Max a data rate of 200 pps with a +-.01 Accuracy and a Tilt Range of 50º-60º!!
Oh man! This is gonna make those big projects cake! I spit on my dinky bargain bin tablet! I spit on my stupid clunky mouse! And I poop on my tacky mouse pad!!
Or maybe I'm just compensating for my physical shortcomings..... um..... did I mention 1024 pressure levels? HOORAH!!
In the dog house
Okay, well according to my friend (who wishes to remain nameless), Kate, the girl I was supposed to meet at Fiction on New Year's Eve isn't too happy with me. Apparently she spent a great deal of time waiting for me outside in the cold to insure that I could get in free since she knows a few people who work there. Well I feel pretty bad about that revelation. I really didn't think she would go out of her way for me like that. I thought she would be so busy with the group she was with that she wouldn't even notice me gone, but apparently she did.
I was going to call her that night to tell her I wouldn't be able to make it, but I assumed that she would either have her cell phone off or it would be too damn loud there to hear anything so i decided to wait until the next day to call her. I did call her and left three messages on her voicemail to which she has yet to respond to any of them. Don't know if the VM is messed up or if she's just pissed, either way, three messages is my limit, so the ball is in her court. Actually, two messages is my limit so I'm making a pretty big exception for this girl.
I was going to call her that night to tell her I wouldn't be able to make it, but I assumed that she would either have her cell phone off or it would be too damn loud there to hear anything so i decided to wait until the next day to call her. I did call her and left three messages on her voicemail to which she has yet to respond to any of them. Don't know if the VM is messed up or if she's just pissed, either way, three messages is my limit, so the ball is in her court. Actually, two messages is my limit so I'm making a pretty big exception for this girl.
The excitement continues to spread!
Well, my friend Chaunda has decided to jump on the blogger bandwagon! Cool! Welcome aboard, girl! We're so cool!
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