Saying goodbye to a friend

You know it's always an emotional ordeal when you have to say good bye to a friend that has always brought you comfort when you were feeling your lowest, brought light into your darkness, brought a sense of belonging when you feel alone.

Yeah, it's always tough and a little strange when you realize that a part of your life will be gone forever.........
BUT that's exactly what needs to be done when your fucking gym decides they wanna charge you two fucking thousand dollars for three years just to step into their fucking doors!!
Fuck you, Courtsouth! Fuck you right in the ass! The RUSH is my new gym and best friend now and they won't rape my balls either!

Cocksuckers.

OMG!!! IMMIGRATION!!!!! RUN!!!!!!

I hate big business and I despise politicians. Seems like the hot button for today is the whole "immigration" issue. Yeah, yeah, we all know that thousands pour into the US everyday, we all know that there are about 25 million of them here and don't believe for a second that there are only 11 million. They are mostly uneducated, ignorant and don't speak the language and will eventually cause a huge economic strain on a country that just isn't capable of sustaining their ever increasing numbers and I don't consider them immigrants at all. My definition of an immigrant is someone who goes through process to legally become one. It's not easy and it takes a long time, but it's the United States of America dammit! Despite its faults, it's still the best damn country in the world dammit! I doubt everyone would be so eager to come here if it were as bad as certain pot smoking dumbass slacker hippies would want you to believe, but I digress.

It would be so easy to place the blame solely on the illegals, but I don't. The fuckers responsible are big business and their butt monkey politician puppets.
The problem hasn't been solved because they don't want to solve it. If you actually belived Bush's bullshit 'speech' then you truly are a gullible idiot. Everyone knows that big business owns the government and Bush is just their patsy. Do you really think they are going to risk losing millions of slave labor workers? Of course not.
Politicians drag their feet on the issue because they don't want to lose millions of potential new voters.
Neither of them see or just don't care about the long term ramifications of their actions, but of course we'll end up paying the price for their greed.

Sometimes I envy the illegals... I mean, they can come into this country without going through the proper channels, commit a FEDERAL crime by forging documents and social security numbers and get rewarded with a job and not pay any taxes.

If a legal citizen did any of that shit, then they would be put in prison. The worst thing that could happen to an illegal is get deported, but of course they'll be back next week.
It's like they're above the law or something.


Anyway, after all is said and done very little will change and the screwing of the American people will continue. However, I'm not going to be like one of these pot smoking, brain dead hippies who just bend over and take it up the ass. I plan on doing something, it may or may not make a difference, but at least I can tell my grandkids that I did something... of course by then they probably won't speak any english.

My two cents

So I'm siting here in my office listening to the intern ramble on and on with a co-worker about god knows what and I'm wondering if she knows that if she wasn't a petite, cute blonde haired twig girl she wouldn't get as much attention as she no doubt gets, especially from the male gender.

Oh hey, I could be wrong, perhaps my co-worker is actually interested in hearing her epic story about how she was able to decide on what to wear this morning. I swear, that's what she's talking about this instant.

Let tell you ladies something about guys... the ONLY men who would be remotely interested in hearing about that crap are either gay or they are trying to stick their penises in you and pretending to be interested in your incredibly boring daily rituals is just the first step to get between your legs.
Most men know that they have to listen to your mouth before they can attempt to put it to better use.
How much more likely are you liable to give it up to your boyfriends or husbands if they listened to you gab about your "adventures in the salon" as opposed to just ignoring everything you say? Thank you.

Of course there are exceptions when the man is actually interested in some of the things you are talking about though I highly doubt the latest gossip about some random chick is one of them.

(My god, the intern is STILL talking.)


Anyway, that's my two cents.

There's not such thing as a dumb question.

Wait, nevermind, there is.

Has the situation ever arisen that a question so innexplicably retarded has been asked that WTFs filled the room for the next few minutes? Well, when it does happen, it can be great. Some people may ask a dumb question on purpose, just to be funny. Or, someone with the accumulative IQ of an appliance store will actually ask something dumb and be completely serious about it. Most of the time, laughs are to be had by all.

Some that come to mind:
Some broad asked the biology prof if you could survive with only ONE liver. I shit you not... a college student actually asked this!

Some chick asked me if black people could get sunburned.

A guy asked me if he could access the internet with a computer. What was he using before? A Ouija board??

I remember a little shit of a kid asking his mother where "yellow people" lived? He looked like he was 12 years old for god's sake!


Ugh, that's all I can type for now. My head hurts.

The hard way or no way

A friend of mine was yappin' to me about her tendancy to get involved in crappy relationships despite warnings from her friends and family alike. Of course these relationships would eventually blow up in her face and she lamented how it seems the hard way is the only way she is capable of learning anything in this arena.

Isn't that true for everyone? Personally I think the only way a person truly learns something is enduring the harsh lessons of life first hand. You aren't going to learn much by relying on pure word of mouth.
For example, you can tell a little kid about the dangers of fire a billion times, but until the little brat actually gets burned they aren't going to fully comprehend what the hell you're talking about. I gaurantee the little crumb snatcher isn't going to mess with fire again (unless they're incredibly retarded).

The same can be said about relationships. You're never going to convince someone that their significant other is no good for them until they get fucked over a few times. Unlike the fire scenario though, sometimes it takes more than one time to get the message, but eventually they do (unless they're completely useless retards as well).

After telling this to her, she said I made a very good point... well not shit.

Another random confession.

Sometimes when I'm starved for conversation, I ask questions to things I already know.
It gives the impression to whatever person I'm talking to an inflated feeling of self worth so they are more than happy to yammer away and "educate me" while I do the ol' smile and nod routine. Hell, sometimes I don't even call them out when I know they don't have a clue about what they're talking about.