My two cents

So I'm siting here in my office listening to the intern ramble on and on with a co-worker about god knows what and I'm wondering if she knows that if she wasn't a petite, cute blonde haired twig girl she wouldn't get as much attention as she no doubt gets, especially from the male gender.

Oh hey, I could be wrong, perhaps my co-worker is actually interested in hearing her epic story about how she was able to decide on what to wear this morning. I swear, that's what she's talking about this instant.

Let tell you ladies something about guys... the ONLY men who would be remotely interested in hearing about that crap are either gay or they are trying to stick their penises in you and pretending to be interested in your incredibly boring daily rituals is just the first step to get between your legs.
Most men know that they have to listen to your mouth before they can attempt to put it to better use.
How much more likely are you liable to give it up to your boyfriends or husbands if they listened to you gab about your "adventures in the salon" as opposed to just ignoring everything you say? Thank you.

Of course there are exceptions when the man is actually interested in some of the things you are talking about though I highly doubt the latest gossip about some random chick is one of them.

(My god, the intern is STILL talking.)


Anyway, that's my two cents.