Bitch may have been harsh in the 70s or early 80s...but it just started to decline during the 90s. Now everyone says it...people even say it to inanimate objects that piss them off, or just "son of a bitch!" if they accidentally hurt themselves...songs have had it in the title...etc. etc.....overuse has diluted the stigma that word once had.
Bitch has lost it's power. There are some females who use the word in an empowering way... Queen Bitch, Awesome Bitch, Super Bitch etc. It's like being called a bitch is a good thing. I think I remember bitch used to be beeped out in TV/Radio. Now it's become such over-used word like "The".
Cunt is still sharp and verbally powerful. It is a beautiful expression of anger and hatred. I've never said it to a chick's face though, heh. I probably would've back in junior high if that word was an integral part of my vocabulary at the time. "Bitch" was still somewhat powerful and directly tied to angry reactions...so I screamed "BITCH" in that bitch's face instead. Actually, I can't even remember if I screamed bitch or "fuck you".... all I know is that I spent some quality time in detention for whatever I said. Hell, I remember coming very close to being suspended...that seems like so long ago now.
I wonder if kids would get in half as much trouble for saying "bitch" nowadays.
It makes me wonder if cunt will replace bitch as the ultimate insult to women. I can't think of any other word that still has the same effect. Sheesh, even words like "slut" and "whore" seem to be losing their effectivness.
Oh well, as I said, even I haven't called a chick a cunt (to her face anyway). Besides, only 10 year olds and unimaginative dumbasses resort to this kind of name calling. There are so many other ways to insult women that are timeless and universal and much more effective which is a good thing because it is only a matter of time when the supreme insult word to women is worn proudly on tight fitting t-shirts.
Monday, July 31, 2006
Saturday, July 29, 2006
Giddy as a school girl
Been a long time since I felt like this, but I'm loving the new gym a lot even though I still think it looks extremely guy from a designer's point of view, I can't argue about the equipment and accessability. It's such a nice change of scenary and I find myself there almost everyday which is good because I start a new brutal workout program next week. Should be fun.
Why are school girls always giddy anway? I think it's meth myself.
Why are school girls always giddy anway? I think it's meth myself.
Monday, July 17, 2006
Everyone has a price.
You know I used to consider myself a real money whore. I thought that there was nothing I wouldn't do for a say a cool 5 million or so because everyone after all has their price right?
Well not exactly. As I was walking to my car I saw a dead pigeon with guts splattered on the sidewalk and maggots squirming out of its eyes, and I thought to myself, "You could not pay me to eat that bird".
So I guess I'm not such a big nasty money whore after all.
Well not exactly. As I was walking to my car I saw a dead pigeon with guts splattered on the sidewalk and maggots squirming out of its eyes, and I thought to myself, "You could not pay me to eat that bird".
So I guess I'm not such a big nasty money whore after all.
Monday, July 10, 2006
Little things I've noticed over the years.
-Every girl named Brandy (no matter the spelling) is a complete and utter fucking whore.
-Chicks who are "born again" are a guaranteed lay.
-Women that say they want a relationship and not sex always put out faster.
-karma doesnt exist, there will always be good days and there will be bad days, so everytime I have a bad day its not because I did something bad, its because the day just sucks. There is no such thing as bad luck, only bad situations and situations always have a solution.
-Chicks that talk about sex all the time don't really want to fuck that much, and/or are terrible lays.
-Being a single father does NOT assist you in getting laid.
-Most people are too much of a pussy to tell you when you have offended them, thus will talk shit about you behind your back instead of just talking politely to you about it.
-Men aren't as clueless as women think.
-Women aren't as trusting as men think.
-Guys named Joe look like child molestors.
-Guys named Ryan are invariably fucking morons.
-some people don't wash their hands after they go to the bathroom, even though there are signs saying "wash your hands".
-Everything that gives you cancer/heart disease/makes you die before you're 40/etc. tastes great/feels great/is so much more satisfying than being "healthy".
-Most Chrysler Sebrings and Dodge Stratuses are driven by chicks, 99% of the time.
-The same tv stations that ban nudity on their programming have no problem showing a 2 hour National Geographic special of nothing but naked boobs and shlongs flopping everywhere.
-When you give someone the benefit of the doubt and they've done nothing to earn it, it WILL bite you in the ass later.
-Most of the Athiests I've known, preach more than Christians.
-Girlfriends that insult or don't like your friends usually aren't worth keeping around.
-People find it hard to believe that black people can become successful outside the world of athletics and entertainment.
-Just when you think someone cannot possibly be any dumber, you can bet your ass they will prove you wrong each and every time.
-Krystal's sells good hamburgers, if the equivalent of a "good hamburger" has been changed to an almost non-existant piece of beef being over-cooked put on buns stuck up an old-person's butt cheeks and then dipped in hot dog water.
-There are no more kids named Larry.
-When your friends and family say that a boyfriend/girlfriend is a piece of shit, they're usually right.
-9 out of 10 times you don't listen to said friends and family.
-People don't care if you walk into the grocery store in swim trunks. Do it in boxers though, and it turns into an issue.
-Racism is alive and well, just cleverly hidden.
-Women LOVE talking about themselves.
-People who are book smart tend be the dumbest people on the planet
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-Chicks who are "born again" are a guaranteed lay.
-Women that say they want a relationship and not sex always put out faster.
-karma doesnt exist, there will always be good days and there will be bad days, so everytime I have a bad day its not because I did something bad, its because the day just sucks. There is no such thing as bad luck, only bad situations and situations always have a solution.
-Chicks that talk about sex all the time don't really want to fuck that much, and/or are terrible lays.
-Being a single father does NOT assist you in getting laid.
-Most people are too much of a pussy to tell you when you have offended them, thus will talk shit about you behind your back instead of just talking politely to you about it.
-Men aren't as clueless as women think.
-Women aren't as trusting as men think.
-Guys named Joe look like child molestors.
-Guys named Ryan are invariably fucking morons.
-some people don't wash their hands after they go to the bathroom, even though there are signs saying "wash your hands".
-Everything that gives you cancer/heart disease/makes you die before you're 40/etc. tastes great/feels great/is so much more satisfying than being "healthy".
-Most Chrysler Sebrings and Dodge Stratuses are driven by chicks, 99% of the time.
-The same tv stations that ban nudity on their programming have no problem showing a 2 hour National Geographic special of nothing but naked boobs and shlongs flopping everywhere.
-When you give someone the benefit of the doubt and they've done nothing to earn it, it WILL bite you in the ass later.
-Most of the Athiests I've known, preach more than Christians.
-Girlfriends that insult or don't like your friends usually aren't worth keeping around.
-People find it hard to believe that black people can become successful outside the world of athletics and entertainment.
-Just when you think someone cannot possibly be any dumber, you can bet your ass they will prove you wrong each and every time.
-Krystal's sells good hamburgers, if the equivalent of a "good hamburger" has been changed to an almost non-existant piece of beef being over-cooked put on buns stuck up an old-person's butt cheeks and then dipped in hot dog water.
-There are no more kids named Larry.
-When your friends and family say that a boyfriend/girlfriend is a piece of shit, they're usually right.
-9 out of 10 times you don't listen to said friends and family.
-People don't care if you walk into the grocery store in swim trunks. Do it in boxers though, and it turns into an issue.
-Racism is alive and well, just cleverly hidden.
-Women LOVE talking about themselves.
-People who are book smart tend be the dumbest people on the planet
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Friday, July 7, 2006
Something I don't get
What's the appeal of chewing tobacco? Are these nasty motherfuckers so strung out that they can't be pressed to suck in their fix through a filter, that they have to fuck up their gums by gnawing on some ground up tobacco (and/or whatver shit they add in it) and sucking on the juice, then spitting it back out wherever they please?
Nothing really sexy about it. You don't see any "Celebrity Chaw" magazines with Toby Keith on the cover with a handful of Redman and a big old tobacco-filled smile, with a little bit of the juice dribbling down his chin...
Yes, I know who Toby Keith is.
Nothing really sexy about it. You don't see any "Celebrity Chaw" magazines with Toby Keith on the cover with a handful of Redman and a big old tobacco-filled smile, with a little bit of the juice dribbling down his chin...
Yes, I know who Toby Keith is.
Thursday, July 6, 2006
Wasting money
Why do people spend so much money on really stupid things?
Here's a quick list that comes to mind:
Sports apparel. You take a $4 polo shirt, slap a team logo on it, and all of a sudden it's $20. Or how about $100 jerseys? Authenticated? Even more! I guess those athletes with the million dollar salaries have to be paid somehow.
Don't get me started about the shoes that seem to get uglier each year.
Gas. They jack up the price because they know you're going to pay anyway. No one's gonna trade in their SUV for a bus pass.
Women. She's gonna decide on her own if she wants to sleep with you or not, and no amount of money you blow on a date is gonna change that. ...Unless she's a prostitute.
College books. What the hell is with the fucking $100-150 dollar books that could be easily replaced by a pdf?
Limited edition. Slap on a LE name, add like something that should only cost like $0.50 to $2 to make and add fucking $50 to the price tag. How many times has a fucking shitty ass t-shirt or a crappy figure added like $20-30 dollars to a dvd? Add in like some extra video footage that was cut from the original because it sucked anyway, and you're taking in the ass with a sand paper condom.
Ipods... what is up with the price of these things? You can get the same damn thing from another brand and easily save a hundred or so bucks!
Electronics. Why do people spend thousands of dollars on the latest gizmos that will be half price in a year?
Here's a quick list that comes to mind:
Sports apparel. You take a $4 polo shirt, slap a team logo on it, and all of a sudden it's $20. Or how about $100 jerseys? Authenticated? Even more! I guess those athletes with the million dollar salaries have to be paid somehow.
Don't get me started about the shoes that seem to get uglier each year.
Gas. They jack up the price because they know you're going to pay anyway. No one's gonna trade in their SUV for a bus pass.
Women. She's gonna decide on her own if she wants to sleep with you or not, and no amount of money you blow on a date is gonna change that. ...Unless she's a prostitute.
College books. What the hell is with the fucking $100-150 dollar books that could be easily replaced by a pdf?
Limited edition. Slap on a LE name, add like something that should only cost like $0.50 to $2 to make and add fucking $50 to the price tag. How many times has a fucking shitty ass t-shirt or a crappy figure added like $20-30 dollars to a dvd? Add in like some extra video footage that was cut from the original because it sucked anyway, and you're taking in the ass with a sand paper condom.
Ipods... what is up with the price of these things? You can get the same damn thing from another brand and easily save a hundred or so bucks!
Electronics. Why do people spend thousands of dollars on the latest gizmos that will be half price in a year?
Monday, July 3, 2006
The AXE effect
More like the ASS effect. I swear this is the worst smelling shit I have ever encountered!
Those commercials that depict all those women going crazy like sex starved whores after getting a whiff of this shit should be ashamed. Personally I would be frightened of any woman who found this rotten dog jizz to be irresistable because obviously she has some fucked up mental problems.
The only thing this crap would attract are roaches and rats looking for some rancid garbage to feast on.
To make matters worse I know this one dude who practically bathes in this shit. My god, you can smell this asshole half a block away!
What makes it even worse is that this dude obviously puts this shit on to hide his rancid B.O., but guess what? It ain't working! He smells like a combination of a dead hobo and an overworked street whore, the funk just punches you in the face and threatens to beat up your mama, but I'm sure in his own little world he thinks the ladies find him irresistable and is just bracing himself for the waves of uncontrollable, horny sluts who are ever so willing to tear his clothes off and sex him up real good.
Ugh... I can almost smell it now. *puke*
Those commercials that depict all those women going crazy like sex starved whores after getting a whiff of this shit should be ashamed. Personally I would be frightened of any woman who found this rotten dog jizz to be irresistable because obviously she has some fucked up mental problems.
The only thing this crap would attract are roaches and rats looking for some rancid garbage to feast on.
To make matters worse I know this one dude who practically bathes in this shit. My god, you can smell this asshole half a block away!
What makes it even worse is that this dude obviously puts this shit on to hide his rancid B.O., but guess what? It ain't working! He smells like a combination of a dead hobo and an overworked street whore, the funk just punches you in the face and threatens to beat up your mama, but I'm sure in his own little world he thinks the ladies find him irresistable and is just bracing himself for the waves of uncontrollable, horny sluts who are ever so willing to tear his clothes off and sex him up real good.
Ugh... I can almost smell it now. *puke*
Sunday, July 2, 2006
Thoughts that occur to me when my brain dies.
So I was listening to that old ass song "You're so vain" by that Carly Simon chick who seems to have about a billion teeth in her mouth and she keeps going on and on about how some dude who obviously dumped her toothy as was so incredibly vain that he would assume that the song was about him.
Well obviously it is since she keeps going on and on about him and we are supposed to be led to believe that it's not about him??
Come the fuck on!
Personally I'd never give any chick who dumped the satisfaction of writing a song about her no matter how nasty it might be.
Then again, if it makes me millions of bucks I would put my manly male pride in the backseat just this once.
I'll make it up to myself by buying something really expensive or something.
blah.
Well obviously it is since she keeps going on and on about him and we are supposed to be led to believe that it's not about him??
Come the fuck on!
Personally I'd never give any chick who dumped the satisfaction of writing a song about her no matter how nasty it might be.
Then again, if it makes me millions of bucks I would put my manly male pride in the backseat just this once.
I'll make it up to myself by buying something really expensive or something.
blah.
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