The AXE effect

More like the ASS effect. I swear this is the worst smelling shit I have ever encountered!

Those commercials that depict all those women going crazy like sex starved whores after getting a whiff of this shit should be ashamed. Personally I would be frightened of any woman who found this rotten dog jizz to be irresistable because obviously she has some fucked up mental problems.
The only thing this crap would attract are roaches and rats looking for some rancid garbage to feast on.


To make matters worse I know this one dude who practically bathes in this shit. My god, you can smell this asshole half a block away!
What makes it even worse is that this dude obviously puts this shit on to hide his rancid B.O., but guess what? It ain't working! He smells like a combination of a dead hobo and an overworked street whore, the funk just punches you in the face and threatens to beat up your mama, but I'm sure in his own little world he thinks the ladies find him irresistable and is just bracing himself for the waves of uncontrollable, horny sluts who are ever so willing to tear his clothes off and sex him up real good.

Ugh... I can almost smell it now. *puke*