What's the appeal of chewing tobacco? Are these nasty motherfuckers so strung out that they can't be pressed to suck in their fix through a filter, that they have to fuck up their gums by gnawing on some ground up tobacco (and/or whatver shit they add in it) and sucking on the juice, then spitting it back out wherever they please?
Nothing really sexy about it. You don't see any "Celebrity Chaw" magazines with Toby Keith on the cover with a handful of Redman and a big old tobacco-filled smile, with a little bit of the juice dribbling down his chin...
Yes, I know who Toby Keith is.
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As annoying as smokers are, they have never made me want to throw up like these tobacco chewing rednecks.
ReplyDeleteso fuckin nasty