As you know my original plans for New Year's didn't go through and I resorted to Plan B which was to hang out with a bunch of people at the dance club Fiction. Well that didn't happen either since I really wasn't in the mood for the party scene after all. I told Kate that I would be there, but then Lonnie invited me to hang out with him Kenny and Oliver at his place. I said I would think about it since I did tell Kate I'd meet her and the crew at Fiction. Well after some convincing by Kenny, I decided to hang out with the boys. I'm sure Kate would understand if she even missed me at all. Besides, I REALLY didn't feel like spending a 10 buck cover and fight such a huge crowd in a small space.
I had a pretty good time over at Lonnie's. We just stayed up all night killing the hell out of each other playing video games and laughing at each other as we did it.
We barely aknowledged the coming of the new year as we concentrated on blowing each others's heads off. Ahh.... it's great to be a man.
Yeah, I could've gone to Fiction and had a decent time, maybe even meet a lady or two, but since Kenny is leaving town soon and Oliver won't be back in K-town for awhile, I doubt I'll have the chance to anything like this with them in the near future. The clubs I can go to anytime.
Wednesday, December 31, 2003
Tuesday, December 30, 2003
Plan B
Looks like my original plans for New Year's aren't going to happen. Drag. So I guess I'll be doing plan B, which is going to Fiction with a group of people who are pretty cool, but I don't know them quite as well. Oh well.... beats sitting at home and if I get too wasted, my office is down the street with a nice comfy couch for me to crash on.
Secrets revealed
You know I've always wondered how my friend has always managed to stay so ripped while eating like a pig. When i was about to dismiss him as a freak a of nature, I finally realized something: He's ALWAYS at the gym! He goes there 2 or 3 times a day for crying out loud! Sheesh, he works out like he's a male stripper or something. Hmm... maybe that's another secret waiting to be revealed.
Strongbad's new CD
Mariell's boyfriend brought over the new Strongbad CD and it's hilarious! The design was genius! It looked like someone drew the picture with a ball point pen and the CD itself looked like a typical blank RW that you buy at the store with the title written with a sharpie! All the classic songs are on it including remixed versions of Trogdor, The System is Down, The Cheat is not Dead and more! Great stuff!
I think I'm a bigot
I think I'm prejudice against younger women. I automatically assume they are silly immature little girls that couldn't possible have anything in common with me which is why I don't date many of them. Well a friend of mine said what if someone said something similar about me because I was black? I guess that was the wake up call. So now I guess I won't totally dismiss younger women until I get to know them better. Should be interesting.
Monday, December 29, 2003
Welcome!
My elusive friend Mel has decided to open up her own blog! Glad to have you aboard, girl! Look forward to your posts!
And then there were three.
Well one of the 4 girls I've had my eye on has officially been removed from the list. She had been avoiding me for the past couple of weeks and when I finally confronted her about it, she gave me the old "I think we should be friends" speech. She wanted to tell me earlier, but she didn't want to hurt my feelings. I literally said, "WHAT feelings?" The only thing we did was hang out and hug a couple of times. Hardly a marriage proposal! She said she felt we were growing closer together and she wasn't ready for that yet. I decided not to tell her about the other 3 girls, since I doubt I was ever going to see her again unless by accident and just let it go. This is why I usually don't get involved with younger women! Oh wait..... she always reads this blog. I guess she knows about the other three women after all. Shame.
Still playing with my toy
I'm still tweeking out my home theatre monstrosity and I think I've got the levels where I want them. I need to mount my speakers on the wall or get some stands to really take advantage of the DTS. Hell even Pee Wee Herman sounds awesome on this thing!
Co-worker really likes Donnie Darko
Mariell finally saw Donnie Darko and loved it! She's not too clear about the story, like anyone is, but she showed me a very detailed interactive website that really opens up a lot of back stories missing in the movie. Even her boyfriend is doing his own research to unravel the secrets to this brilliantly complex movie. Gotta love those kids' enthusiasm!
I have a large blog
That's what my blog edit screen says everytime I publish. All I can say is.... thank you.
Pushed a midget.
I was at Barley's today for lunch and this little pipsqueak was standing right in the middle of the walkway and I said excuse me. No response. I said it again. He barely looked at me and didn't budge. So i politely nudged the littel twerp aside and didn't look back.
Btw, he wasn't really a midget, but he was a short little bastich!
Btw, he wasn't really a midget, but he was a short little bastich!
Sunday, December 28, 2003
Never kiss a stranger...
You want harsh ownage?
My Cousin has a fat friend who had a fat ugly girl with him. They all go out clubbing one night.
Now, the friend leaves the car, but my cousin starts macking to the ugly girl he broght with him. So, she starts to suck his dick after a while (the fat friend was taking a long time).
My cousin, he finished up in her mouth, and some of the semen was still there. She was talking normally, and started saying stuff like "here is my number, call me" and all of that. All my cousin wanted was head, so he refused and she got upset.
Just as the friend comes down, the girl gets out of the car. She quickly wipes off her mouth, and KISSES the fat friend of my cousin. She then walks off.
The friend gets in the car with my cousin. Then he says...
"her mouth tasted kinda salty"
true story.
My Cousin has a fat friend who had a fat ugly girl with him. They all go out clubbing one night.
Now, the friend leaves the car, but my cousin starts macking to the ugly girl he broght with him. So, she starts to suck his dick after a while (the fat friend was taking a long time).
My cousin, he finished up in her mouth, and some of the semen was still there. She was talking normally, and started saying stuff like "here is my number, call me" and all of that. All my cousin wanted was head, so he refused and she got upset.
Just as the friend comes down, the girl gets out of the car. She quickly wipes off her mouth, and KISSES the fat friend of my cousin. She then walks off.
The friend gets in the car with my cousin. Then he says...
"her mouth tasted kinda salty"
true story.
An important discovery!
While cleaning my room earlier, I found an old Penthouse in my closet! Unbelievable! I'm just kidding..... it was a Hustler.
DIE HARD!!!!!!!!!
Holy crap!! I just saw a commercial for DIE HARD and it's coming on tv tonight!!!
How random.
How random.
big "news".
SWAT is "finally" on dvd with loaded with plenty of extras. And yet.... I still don't give a damn.
My home theatre
Yes, I've joined the ranks of the big kids and got a home theatre system. Pretty sweet setup. It gives new life to all the movies I have now. You haven't heard Desperado until you've heard it in DTS digital surround sound, baby! You can FEEL the bullets going into the bodies!
Now I'm starting to eye my 27" TV and wondering if it could be a liiiiiitle bit bigger.......urrg.... must..... resist.... upgrading....
Now I'm starting to eye my 27" TV and wondering if it could be a liiiiiitle bit bigger.......urrg.... must..... resist.... upgrading....
JOGGERS F**KIN' SUCK!!!!!
I was driving home and I nearly plowed through a family of joggers who were basically jogging in the middle of the street on a BLIND curve!!! Seriously, WTF is up with that?!! I never really liked joggers who run in high traffic areas! That's what fucking PARKS are for!!! The whole concept is retarded to me anyway... let's torture our knees and ankles by running 4 or 5 miles like a moron, all for the sake of being healthy! Cripes, buy a fucking TREADMILL, you 'tards and keep off the damn road!!!
Come to think of it, I probably would've done the gene pool a favor by running over that dumb ass family. Especially that kid. Little bastard.
Come to think of it, I probably would've done the gene pool a favor by running over that dumb ass family. Especially that kid. Little bastard.
Gym recap#7
Wow. Today was an ordeal in pain. I did the circuit training again for biceps and shoulders and though it wasn't quite as brutal last time, by the time I finished the last circuit, I literally could not lift my shoulders. Painful stuff. It took me about 15 minutes to gain enough range of motion to stretch the out and get the feeling back into them. I wasn't done yet. Afterwards I hit the bike for about 10 minutes, followed by another 8 minutes on the elliptical.
There was still an hour and a half until the aerobics class started so I went to Sam Goody's to kill time. Sheesh, that damn store is so freakin' over priced, I never buy anything there, but it's the only store in the mall that I can tolerate.
Anyway, went back to the gym and did the kickboxing class and Lissa was teaching it. She was especially hard because she said she had to make up for her lousy performance last time. Man, I was running on empty and it was a struggle to finish the class, but I did finish. Oh, and Sally, another instructor I haven't seen in months was there, too and she actually remembered my name! No other instructor has ever bothered to do so. Pretty cool girl.
After class I had a little blast from the past and saw Mary on the bike. Barely recognized her because she cut off her waist length hair into an ear length cut. I asked what she's been up to and she just said she lost interest in working out and she was going through some "stuff". She wouldn't elaborate and I didn't care enough to ask. She's lost some size, but she still has a very buff physique. Her arms and shoulders are very impressive.
On my way out, I chatted with Lonnie's 'ol lady and noticed she was acting nervous around me. I asked why and she said it's because I stopped talking to her and never returned her calls..... I forgot about that. Anyway, I reminded her the way she blew me off in front of her friend by calling me "Lonnie's friend". I actually had to remind her that I was her friend, too and she just gave me attitude and said "oh.... and he's my friend, too" in a condensending fashion. I told her that if you had to remind someone that you're their friend then they're not your friend. She insisted that I was wrong and she was just in a bad mood or some BS and she's not even friends with the girl. Anyway, I made a little truce with her since she's Lonnie's friend and I guess I forgive her, but I'll NEVER forget that crap she pulled and I still don't trust her completely, if at all. Geez, six years ago, I would've slashed her tires and sold her cat to a laboratory. I must be getting soft....
'kay, that's it.
There was still an hour and a half until the aerobics class started so I went to Sam Goody's to kill time. Sheesh, that damn store is so freakin' over priced, I never buy anything there, but it's the only store in the mall that I can tolerate.
Anyway, went back to the gym and did the kickboxing class and Lissa was teaching it. She was especially hard because she said she had to make up for her lousy performance last time. Man, I was running on empty and it was a struggle to finish the class, but I did finish. Oh, and Sally, another instructor I haven't seen in months was there, too and she actually remembered my name! No other instructor has ever bothered to do so. Pretty cool girl.
After class I had a little blast from the past and saw Mary on the bike. Barely recognized her because she cut off her waist length hair into an ear length cut. I asked what she's been up to and she just said she lost interest in working out and she was going through some "stuff". She wouldn't elaborate and I didn't care enough to ask. She's lost some size, but she still has a very buff physique. Her arms and shoulders are very impressive.
On my way out, I chatted with Lonnie's 'ol lady and noticed she was acting nervous around me. I asked why and she said it's because I stopped talking to her and never returned her calls..... I forgot about that. Anyway, I reminded her the way she blew me off in front of her friend by calling me "Lonnie's friend". I actually had to remind her that I was her friend, too and she just gave me attitude and said "oh.... and he's my friend, too" in a condensending fashion. I told her that if you had to remind someone that you're their friend then they're not your friend. She insisted that I was wrong and she was just in a bad mood or some BS and she's not even friends with the girl. Anyway, I made a little truce with her since she's Lonnie's friend and I guess I forgive her, but I'll NEVER forget that crap she pulled and I still don't trust her completely, if at all. Geez, six years ago, I would've slashed her tires and sold her cat to a laboratory. I must be getting soft....
'kay, that's it.
Friday, December 26, 2003
Nice guy again??
Just when I thought I was going to the dark side, my old friend Trinity, whom I haven't talked to in ages called me to catch up on things. That crazy broad always knows how to make me laugh! Found out she got engaged to some shmo and I'm happy for her and all, blah, blah, blah... She brought up the time when I turned her down for a drunken roll in the hay and she asked if I regretted doing so. I responded by saying how can I regret something that I don't remember. Because I really don't... heh.
Anyway, maybe I'll give this nice guy thing one more shot.
Anyway, maybe I'll give this nice guy thing one more shot.
Gym recap#6
Well after spending Christmas with the familia and all that good stuff, I decided to hit the gym today and I decided to try a new circuit training routine. The first two sets were relatively easy, but when I hit the third set, things got.... difficult. By the time I finished, it felt like a ran a marathon. When I finished the fourth and final circuit, I couldn't stand straight and I could've sworn I heard my long dead grandma calling out to me! Could I have discovered a conduit to the realm of the dead through intense circuit training?? Maybe..... Anyway, the next 15 minutes consisted of me struggling to keep myself from throwing up all over the bathroom and I was dripping these giant beads of sweat. Freaky.
Overall, a pretty good workout!
Overall, a pretty good workout!
Wednesday, December 24, 2003
Tuesday, December 23, 2003
Cheesy movies
I rented Jeepers Creepers 2 and some straight to video horror movie called Bone Snatchers. I think it's about a bunch or satanic ants or something. Anyway, the summary sounded hilarious. Should be entertaing!
Kroger
Went to Kroger to pick up some paper towells and something else that escapes me right now and I saw a chick walking out who I don't really like. I saw from the corner of my eye that she looked like she expected me to say hello, but I kept on walking. Why would I say hi to someone I don't even like. Christmas spirit?? I don't think so. A year ago I went out of my way to be nice to this girl, and she was nice in return..... as long as none of her friends were around. Then she would act like it was a chore just to aknowlege me. Screw that. I don't play those high school games. Next time she tried to be friendly with me, I made sure to let her know that I wanted nothing to do with her. I'm too old for that crap.
Gym recap #5
Well I decided to go to the gym, but I was late for class since I overslept. Got some static from the instructor, but she spent most of the time bitching about being too tired and lame and such BS. Oh well, we all have our down days. I ended up doing some HIIT training on the bike and chatted with Lonnie for awhiel and took off while he spent some time with his lady. I was amazed at the total lack of traffic on the way to the gym. I guess everyone is heeding this terror alert thing.... sight. OMG!!! THERE'S OSAMA IN ABORCROMBIE AND FITCH!!!! RUN!!!!!! damn sheep...
Hmmm...
Did some Tae Bo this morning... I swear the girls in that video make it very hard to concentrate sometimes... ahem... Anyway, I'm trying to decide whether or not to go to the gym later on tonight.... only time will tell....
The visit
Chaunda came over to drop off my xmas presents which was devil's food cake and an anti-zombie automatic bubble gun! Pretty cool! I showed her my storyboards, but I think the extremely graphic nature of them kind of surprised her a little... My artwork has that effect on people, but I thought it was rather tame compared to my older stuff. Heh. Sheesh, I must've shot off a ton of bubbles with that gun... No zombies are gonna get me, by God!
Storyboards and the Da Vinci Code
Almost done with the storyboards for my latest flash movie! Yay! Now I need to start interviewing ladies to be the voice actor for the main character. I had the perfect canidate, but that kind of fell through. She had the perfect voice too! Oh well.... my search continues....
Spent some time reading the Da Vinci Code and I can see why Lisa highly recommends this book. The way Christian Religion and Paganism/Wicca are mixed together is quite interesting! I find these facts much more interesting than the actual story, but I'm just getting started so that opinion's bound to change.
Spent some time reading the Da Vinci Code and I can see why Lisa highly recommends this book. The way Christian Religion and Paganism/Wicca are mixed together is quite interesting! I find these facts much more interesting than the actual story, but I'm just getting started so that opinion's bound to change.
Sunday, December 21, 2003
White devil trickery
I read this in a forum and I just HAD to share! Finally! Someone sees what I've known for years:
White Trickery
Why are we told to separate the “whites” from the “colors” when we wash our clothes? Are the colored clothes not good enough to be washed with the whites? This is yet another example of the white devil imposing their Jim Crow mindset into the brains of young America.
Can’t get enough of Super Golden Crisp? Pale face seems to have gotten plenty, because the super popular cereal no longer has commercials airing featuring their black mascot, Leroy “Sugar” Bear. While at the same time, white supremacists Snap, Crackle and Pop continue to preach about the “master race” via Morse code each and every day through their Whitey Krispies, I’m sorry, Rice Krispies.
Don’t get me wrong, I’m not saying all Caucasians are instruments of Satan, some of my best friends are saltines. I’m just saying be aware, and don’t get bamboozled in the trickery.
Damn right! And why do they call brown rice WILD rice?? It's like they say: "Oh look at this sweet innocent white rice! It wouldn't hurt a flea!" But when they talk about the PEOPLE'S rice, the strong African brown rice they say: "Oooh! stay at least 50 feet away from that dangerous WILD rice! It's no good and it'll steal your car!"
Conspiracy I tells ya!!
White Trickery
Why are we told to separate the “whites” from the “colors” when we wash our clothes? Are the colored clothes not good enough to be washed with the whites? This is yet another example of the white devil imposing their Jim Crow mindset into the brains of young America.
Can’t get enough of Super Golden Crisp? Pale face seems to have gotten plenty, because the super popular cereal no longer has commercials airing featuring their black mascot, Leroy “Sugar” Bear. While at the same time, white supremacists Snap, Crackle and Pop continue to preach about the “master race” via Morse code each and every day through their Whitey Krispies, I’m sorry, Rice Krispies.
Don’t get me wrong, I’m not saying all Caucasians are instruments of Satan, some of my best friends are saltines. I’m just saying be aware, and don’t get bamboozled in the trickery.
Damn right! And why do they call brown rice WILD rice?? It's like they say: "Oh look at this sweet innocent white rice! It wouldn't hurt a flea!" But when they talk about the PEOPLE'S rice, the strong African brown rice they say: "Oooh! stay at least 50 feet away from that dangerous WILD rice! It's no good and it'll steal your car!"
Conspiracy I tells ya!!
Sunday! Sunday! Sunday!
*yawn* woke up around 10, had a quick cardio workout, watched some TV and contemplating whether or not to go to the gym or finally get this damn shopping over with! It would be nice if the people told me what they wanted! Screw it. I'm just getting them gift certificates.
Cool Saturday Night
I ended up hooking up with Kenny at Borders later on. We invited Lonnie, but he was doing some shindig with his family, I forgot where. We did our usual talk and read routine with me scoping out the ladies as usual and as usual the ones that peaked my interest were married or otherwise unavailable.
Raymond Chang was in town and wanted to know what was up and Kenny invited him to join us over at Charlie Pepper's later on. We had a pretty good time talking about life, movies, work, the 80s, love and how much women suck, but we find them fascinating anyway. Ray seemed a little lost though when Kenny and I spoke our little sub language which is basically a bunch of movie and Simpson quotes strung together and spoken in rapid fire succession. We told him he was lucky Lonnie wasn't there who quotes even more irrevelant movies than we do as well as rap lyrics..... It's a wonder we're all still single!
Anyway, we yakked like a bunch of school girls until around 2am and then decided to go our seperate ways. Overall, a pretty good time and none of us got drunk! Yay!
Raymond Chang was in town and wanted to know what was up and Kenny invited him to join us over at Charlie Pepper's later on. We had a pretty good time talking about life, movies, work, the 80s, love and how much women suck, but we find them fascinating anyway. Ray seemed a little lost though when Kenny and I spoke our little sub language which is basically a bunch of movie and Simpson quotes strung together and spoken in rapid fire succession. We told him he was lucky Lonnie wasn't there who quotes even more irrevelant movies than we do as well as rap lyrics..... It's a wonder we're all still single!
Anyway, we yakked like a bunch of school girls until around 2am and then decided to go our seperate ways. Overall, a pretty good time and none of us got drunk! Yay!
Movie time on Saturday afternoon
Well, I didn't get to go see ROTK on Saturday since I couldn't get a hold of Kenny in time and besides, I wasn't really looking forward to braving the insane Christmas crowds only to be stuck with ANOTHER crowd for 3.5 hours in a movie theatre. That's okay though. I'm a patient man and this movie will be just as good with an audience of 200 or 20.
Anyway, I contemplated about getting the last two people on my list their gifts, but I took the lazy way out and decided not to. Instead, I went over to the video store and picked up a few mindless movies to help me kill time on a lazy Saturday afternoon. I got League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Sinbad, and Pirates of the Carribean.
Out of the three, The League was by far the best one, IMO. I had a pretty cool concept and a straighforward plot and plenty of action to keep you entertained. Truly an underrated movie.
Sinbad was just boring. Too bad, It was so beautifully animated, but the story was stale and drawn out and it couldn't end soon enough for me.
Pirates of the Carribean was good, but a bit overrated, imo. The way everyone was hyping this movie up, I was expecting something truly amazing, but it fell kind of short of my expectations. Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom carried this movie, without them, I doubt I would've finished watching it. The female lead was pretty, but her romantic interest was just annoying as hell and I really wanted someone to shave that peach fuzz mustache of his! Special effects and musical score were top notch and the beautfiul tropical setting is always a plus.
Anyway, I contemplated about getting the last two people on my list their gifts, but I took the lazy way out and decided not to. Instead, I went over to the video store and picked up a few mindless movies to help me kill time on a lazy Saturday afternoon. I got League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Sinbad, and Pirates of the Carribean.
Out of the three, The League was by far the best one, IMO. I had a pretty cool concept and a straighforward plot and plenty of action to keep you entertained. Truly an underrated movie.
Sinbad was just boring. Too bad, It was so beautifully animated, but the story was stale and drawn out and it couldn't end soon enough for me.
Pirates of the Carribean was good, but a bit overrated, imo. The way everyone was hyping this movie up, I was expecting something truly amazing, but it fell kind of short of my expectations. Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom carried this movie, without them, I doubt I would've finished watching it. The female lead was pretty, but her romantic interest was just annoying as hell and I really wanted someone to shave that peach fuzz mustache of his! Special effects and musical score were top notch and the beautfiul tropical setting is always a plus.
Friday, December 19, 2003
Braving the ice
It took forever for me to get back home. The streets were pretty frozen over and I had to take the least traveled roads since East Tennessee drivers are notorious for crappy snow driving... hell, they can't even drive in the rain! Eventually I made it to the closest Kroger after passing scores of ditched cars and got some grub. Then I strategized the best route to get to my place since there are a lot of hills and such. I tried Papermill but it looked like there was some kind of accident and I didn't get close enough to find out. Then I just decided to go through Sutherland and take my chances with the hills.
I managed to make it past the dreaded Hollywood ave. hill, unlike a couple of motorists who were in a ditch and eventually I made it to my complex. However, I didn't have enough speed to make it up the hill and a friendly tennant offered to push me up. How exactly he was going to do that? If a car make it up the hill I doubt he's gonna do any good. But I let him try anyway and he nearly fell on his ass.
His girlfriend suggested I go back down the hill and go up at a faster speed and take the alternate route to my apartment which wasn't on such a steep hill. It worked... hope that guy marries that girl or he's in trouble.
On my way to my apartment, my neighbor asked me how the streets were and I said they were pretty bad. I could tell she was worried about her boyfriend and I just told her it would take awhile for anyone to get past Papermill. Then I went inside and ate some food.
If this doesn't clear up tomorrow, I won't be going to see ROTK after all. I just be inside in bed and in a coma.... speaking of which.... 'night!
I managed to make it past the dreaded Hollywood ave. hill, unlike a couple of motorists who were in a ditch and eventually I made it to my complex. However, I didn't have enough speed to make it up the hill and a friendly tennant offered to push me up. How exactly he was going to do that? If a car make it up the hill I doubt he's gonna do any good. But I let him try anyway and he nearly fell on his ass.
His girlfriend suggested I go back down the hill and go up at a faster speed and take the alternate route to my apartment which wasn't on such a steep hill. It worked... hope that guy marries that girl or he's in trouble.
On my way to my apartment, my neighbor asked me how the streets were and I said they were pretty bad. I could tell she was worried about her boyfriend and I just told her it would take awhile for anyone to get past Papermill. Then I went inside and ate some food.
If this doesn't clear up tomorrow, I won't be going to see ROTK after all. I just be inside in bed and in a coma.... speaking of which.... 'night!
Hangin' at the pub
Well I braved the East Tennessee "blizzard" (ha!) to hang with Lisa and the gang, but when I got there only she and her friend Jenny were there. Apparently everyone else chickened out. She said her Jenny was funny and bold and she wasn't kidding! There was an eighties cover band and she literally dragged me to the dance floor. She can certainly move and I looked like a statue next to her..... probably because I was. Al Gore has more moves than I do. I was pleasantly surprised that Chauanda managed to make it after all! That was so cool! She wasn't really into the whole 80's scene, but she enjoyed watching some woman really shake her ass! I said she looked like a blender.
Jenny was very flirtatious with me throughout the night, but then again she was flirtatious with every other guy there so I'm not getting too excited. She was still pretty cool. Lisa has always been good with "setting" me up with girls, even if nothing serious comes of it she can always tell if we would be compatible together at least as friends. There was that ONE time where she was a bit off the mark and introduced me to quite an oddball, but that was only one time!
We had fun dancing to the eighties and eventually Jenny had to leave to pack for her trip to Michigan and Chaunda decided to leave soon afterwards. The evening sort of took a downer when Lisa's ATM card was missing/stolen. Couldn't come at a worse time since she's driving to Texas on Sunday. Poor kid :(
Outside, Lisa asked me what I thought of Jenny and I said she was pretty cool. She asked me if she had permission to give her my number and I said why not, though I wasn't feeling any kind of mutual attraction from her, what the hell? If she's interested, fine. If not, I doubt I'll be shedding any tears. Overall, a pretty fun night!
Jenny was very flirtatious with me throughout the night, but then again she was flirtatious with every other guy there so I'm not getting too excited. She was still pretty cool. Lisa has always been good with "setting" me up with girls, even if nothing serious comes of it she can always tell if we would be compatible together at least as friends. There was that ONE time where she was a bit off the mark and introduced me to quite an oddball, but that was only one time!
We had fun dancing to the eighties and eventually Jenny had to leave to pack for her trip to Michigan and Chaunda decided to leave soon afterwards. The evening sort of took a downer when Lisa's ATM card was missing/stolen. Couldn't come at a worse time since she's driving to Texas on Sunday. Poor kid :(
Outside, Lisa asked me what I thought of Jenny and I said she was pretty cool. She asked me if she had permission to give her my number and I said why not, though I wasn't feeling any kind of mutual attraction from her, what the hell? If she's interested, fine. If not, I doubt I'll be shedding any tears. Overall, a pretty fun night!
damn clock
Found out this morning my clock is broken. I woke up, it said it was 7:30. Cool. I have another couple of hours before I have to get up. Went back to sleep. Woke up again and the clock said 7:30. Crap!! I checked the clock in the kitchen and it said 9:45!! Jeez! That's it. I'm going digital. I'm getting one of those fancy ultra pricey clocks that tells the temp and predicts the future and cleans up your room when you're gone. It's gonna be nice...
Thursday, December 18, 2003
The Da Vinci Code
I have the whole next week off and I plan to spend most of it storyboarding my script and reading this book! Oh, yeah.... and spending time with family and all that, too... heh.
ROTK plans
Got an email from Kenny trying to set up a time to check out Return of the King and we get to use our free passes so we don't have to contribute any money to this franchise! HA! In your faces, nerds! I've heard it was an incredible movie, blah, blah, blah, but I heard a lot of dumbasses dressed up like characters on opening night. Man, I'm so glad I didn't go. With my luck some moron dressed like Gandolf would've sat right in front of me with that ridiculous pointy hat and I would've been forced to beat his ass back to middle earth! Jeez, those idiots need to go back to play D&D or Yugioh or whatever the hell they do with their abundant free time.
Ouch. My ass still remembers the pain from sitting through over 3 hours of the last movie. I think I'll bring a seat cushion this time. I also remember my bad experiences with the last two movies: first movie, a bunch of chatty girls sat in front of me and wouldn'g STFU. Second movie I sat next to a guy whose nose sounded like a whistle everytime he breathed! Jeez! Blow your freakin' nose or breathe through your mouth!! Can't wait to see who'll sit next to me this time. I'm tempted to wait a few weeks...... ah, who am I kidding.....
Ouch. My ass still remembers the pain from sitting through over 3 hours of the last movie. I think I'll bring a seat cushion this time. I also remember my bad experiences with the last two movies: first movie, a bunch of chatty girls sat in front of me and wouldn'g STFU. Second movie I sat next to a guy whose nose sounded like a whistle everytime he breathed! Jeez! Blow your freakin' nose or breathe through your mouth!! Can't wait to see who'll sit next to me this time. I'm tempted to wait a few weeks...... ah, who am I kidding.....
Gym recap #4
Well I got off work a little later than I planned (again) so I didn't have time to for the arm workout before class, but I did get in a little HIIT before. Class wasn't that big and there weren't really any cute girls around. It was hard to get motivated, but eventually I got in the zone.
Afterwards, I did a little stationary bike work and took a few laps around the track. There were a couple of lovely ladies playing volleyball so that was a plus. Other than that the gym was pretty dead and I was wiped out. I think I'll take an off day Friday.
Afterwards, I did a little stationary bike work and took a few laps around the track. There were a couple of lovely ladies playing volleyball so that was a plus. Other than that the gym was pretty dead and I was wiped out. I think I'll take an off day Friday.
Office workin' and workin'
Spent most of the day finishing up that damn flash project. Got a little too focused and barely had time to eat. In fact, I never left my office except to used the bathroom. Starting to feel like a hermit. Geez, I barely listened to any Itunes either. what's wrong with me??? Anyway, I guess it was all worth it because now it's done and out the door. thank goodness! Time to clock out and hit the gym. Hooyah!
Post office woes
This morning I went to the post office and had to wait in line for a full 20 minutes. They had about 12 windows available and only ONE was being manned!! WTF is that?!! You could hear people in the backgrounds sounding like they were having some kind of part or some crap! I hate this!!
Wednesday, December 17, 2003
The dirty South
Heh. I found the whole Strom Thurman's daughter drama quite interesting. I've known about this kind of thing for most of my life, in fact is common knowledge in a lot of black families, yet few other people will aknowledge it.
Gym recap#4
Well I went to the North side Gym after a long time and I have to say I was quite impressed with their new layout. Kind of a mix of the West and South clubs. It had the West club's size, but with the small South club's crowd.
Had a pretty good back workout, but it could've been better. Staying late at work really sapped my energy. After lifting I spent about 15 minutes on the eliptical and was distracted by the woman beside me who had quite an impressive body, imo. To be blunt, she had a very nice backside. She's probably self concious as hell about it and is probably in the gym to "work it off" or some crazy crap like that. That's a shame.
Finally checked my mail after about 3 weeks and I've never recieved so many damn credit card applications in my life! Tis the season! And I'm STILL getting Entertainment Weekly magazines. It's been three years now. I've checked all my statements and I'm not paying for this subscription at all. Sheesh... why couldn't it be a magazine I actually like?? Or better yet, why can't "accidently" get cable??? That would be nice. blah.
Had a pretty good back workout, but it could've been better. Staying late at work really sapped my energy. After lifting I spent about 15 minutes on the eliptical and was distracted by the woman beside me who had quite an impressive body, imo. To be blunt, she had a very nice backside. She's probably self concious as hell about it and is probably in the gym to "work it off" or some crazy crap like that. That's a shame.
Finally checked my mail after about 3 weeks and I've never recieved so many damn credit card applications in my life! Tis the season! And I'm STILL getting Entertainment Weekly magazines. It's been three years now. I've checked all my statements and I'm not paying for this subscription at all. Sheesh... why couldn't it be a magazine I actually like?? Or better yet, why can't "accidently" get cable??? That would be nice. blah.
Way to go.
I just realized that I severely dated my blog by mentioning my desire to own an ipod. That's like someone from the eighties expressing their desire to own an Atari 2600 because it's so state of the art! Someone will stumble upon this blog years later and say "iPod?? My dad used to own one of those! How old is this guy, a hundred??"
Workin' like a slave.
Sheesh. That little flash project that was supposed to be cake turned out to be a pain in the ass! The varibles helped out a lot, but the one thing I couldn't figure out was how to close the previous action when the new one is activated. Eventually my boss and co-worker figured out a solution which was rather ghetto, but effective. Still haven't given up on actionscripting just yet. It's a very powerful tool and I've only scratched the surface.
Oh yeah, my boss is slowly trying to turn my original design to look like his. I'm fighting him every step of the way though. ;)
I've been thinking about the gym all day. I wish it was withing walking distance from work. That would be great! I think I'll try out the North gym tonight, just to keep things interesting. Hope I have the energy when i finally get out of this damn office!
My co-workers Mariell and Patrick are at it again. They've started warning each other on their IM accounts and Patrick tried to frame Mariell by warning me via her computer much to her horror. Personally I couldn't care less, but it is funny hearing Mariell squeal down the hallway everytime Patrick pissed her off. :D
Oh yeah, my boss is slowly trying to turn my original design to look like his. I'm fighting him every step of the way though. ;)
I've been thinking about the gym all day. I wish it was withing walking distance from work. That would be great! I think I'll try out the North gym tonight, just to keep things interesting. Hope I have the energy when i finally get out of this damn office!
My co-workers Mariell and Patrick are at it again. They've started warning each other on their IM accounts and Patrick tried to frame Mariell by warning me via her computer much to her horror. Personally I couldn't care less, but it is funny hearing Mariell squeal down the hallway everytime Patrick pissed her off. :D
Drama
Almost forgot. Last night I had a disagreement with a friend over something completely lame. When I didn't capitulate, stood my ground and told her that this is how it's going to be, she pulls off the 'ol drama queen, alligator tears routine and hangs up the phone. Usually something like this would really bother me since I don't like seeing my friends cry, but not this time. I didn't do anything wrong and I'm not about to kiss her ass. If she wants to talk again, she can call me because I'm over this nonsense.
Times like this is when I wish I had more guy friends..... sigh....
Times like this is when I wish I had more guy friends..... sigh....
Rotk and dvds
Good news! Just found out that Return of the King opens in a REGAL cinema! This is great because that means I can use the free pass I was given a couple of months ago! Those bastards better take it. I was never a big fan of Lord of the Rings, but I'm a huge fan of Peter Jackson's work.
While on the subject, I don't understand why people grab up every LOTR dvd as soon as it hits the shelves when they know an extended version is coming out a few months later.
Save your money, people!
That's one thing I hate about dvds: they always come out with all these super duper, platinum gold silver, extended director's cut bootleg versions and you feel like a shmuck being stuck with the crappy original version. >:(
I'm STILL waiting for the complete Evil Dead Trilogy pack (if they ever make one). I just know if I buy each one seperately, they'll come out with this pack a week later. Extended versions of course.
While on the subject, I don't understand why people grab up every LOTR dvd as soon as it hits the shelves when they know an extended version is coming out a few months later.
Save your money, people!
That's one thing I hate about dvds: they always come out with all these super duper, platinum gold silver, extended director's cut bootleg versions and you feel like a shmuck being stuck with the crappy original version. >:(
I'm STILL waiting for the complete Evil Dead Trilogy pack (if they ever make one). I just know if I buy each one seperately, they'll come out with this pack a week later. Extended versions of course.
Tuesday, December 16, 2003
That's a wrap
Brought some grub from Kroger... why I keep shopping at that overpriced place is beyond me..... oh wait..... the women! No women there, however.
Got home and called Chaunda and asked her what she got Lisa for xmas, just to make sure we didn't get the same thing. Had to get off the phone before my dinner burned, but I gave Lisa a call on her voicemail, beforehand. she called back a few minutes later but I got her off the phone when I realized she was driving. At night. In the middle of a rain storm! Ack!
My friend Mary called me a few minutes later to see if I wanted to hang out with her and her annoying sorority roommates at some cheesy bar, but I was eating dinner and couldn't talk. Besides, there's no WAY I'm going out in the middle of this crappy weather. Plus it's TUESDAY! Nobody does anything on a TUESDAY in late December besides shop and be miserable!
Later I returned an email from my friend Mel whom I haven't seen since November 1st, but she's about as busy as I am and lives all the way out in Norris, which is about 20 or so miles away so it's understandable. She's a good kid.
Well that about does it for today! Time to take a shower and pass out!
Got home and called Chaunda and asked her what she got Lisa for xmas, just to make sure we didn't get the same thing. Had to get off the phone before my dinner burned, but I gave Lisa a call on her voicemail, beforehand. she called back a few minutes later but I got her off the phone when I realized she was driving. At night. In the middle of a rain storm! Ack!
My friend Mary called me a few minutes later to see if I wanted to hang out with her and her annoying sorority roommates at some cheesy bar, but I was eating dinner and couldn't talk. Besides, there's no WAY I'm going out in the middle of this crappy weather. Plus it's TUESDAY! Nobody does anything on a TUESDAY in late December besides shop and be miserable!
Later I returned an email from my friend Mel whom I haven't seen since November 1st, but she's about as busy as I am and lives all the way out in Norris, which is about 20 or so miles away so it's understandable. She's a good kid.
Well that about does it for today! Time to take a shower and pass out!
Gym recap #3
Had an extremely exhausting workout tonight. Started off with 15 minutes of increased HIIT training and went straight into the obligatory hour of kickboxing. I must've sweated a gallon of fluid when I was done. I could barely walk, my breathing was hard and I had a slight headache...... I LOVED it.
One thing that annoyed me about the class was that these women in front of me were just getting in my way. There were several times where I nearly kicked them (accidently of course) on some routines. Then this one woman came in about 20 minutes late and decided she was going to station herself right behind me! She almost got an elbow to the temple for her trouble (accidently once again).
Lissa was the instructor and she did put on a pretty good class. I may not think too much of her as a person, but as an instructor, she's one of the best.
After class, Lonnie and me were doing laps around the track and this mom and her daughter were playing around and she told her daughter not to make the "pirates" (Lonnie and myself) mad(??) Well I guess she said this because I was wearing a doo rag with skulls on it and Lonnie was wearing some kind of pirate-like head band.
Anyway, the child was terrified and wouldn't come near us everytime we mad a lap. She hid behind this fat guy who I don't even think was related to her! I thought that was kind of funny. Grown women are scared of me, so why not 5 year old girls?
Anyhoo, Lonnie and I went our separate ways when he decided to stop and talk to his "friend" Kate. Maybe it's just me, but I'm starting to get a weird vibe from her.... Oh well... none of my business.
One thing that annoyed me about the class was that these women in front of me were just getting in my way. There were several times where I nearly kicked them (accidently of course) on some routines. Then this one woman came in about 20 minutes late and decided she was going to station herself right behind me! She almost got an elbow to the temple for her trouble (accidently once again).
Lissa was the instructor and she did put on a pretty good class. I may not think too much of her as a person, but as an instructor, she's one of the best.
After class, Lonnie and me were doing laps around the track and this mom and her daughter were playing around and she told her daughter not to make the "pirates" (Lonnie and myself) mad(??) Well I guess she said this because I was wearing a doo rag with skulls on it and Lonnie was wearing some kind of pirate-like head band.
Anyway, the child was terrified and wouldn't come near us everytime we mad a lap. She hid behind this fat guy who I don't even think was related to her! I thought that was kind of funny. Grown women are scared of me, so why not 5 year old girls?
Anyhoo, Lonnie and I went our separate ways when he decided to stop and talk to his "friend" Kate. Maybe it's just me, but I'm starting to get a weird vibe from her.... Oh well... none of my business.
Intern observation
She still won't make eye contact with me ever since our little "discussion" months ago when I told her I didn't find her attractive, which is true. She said no man has ever told her that before. It pleases me to be the first. :)
WTF is this??
Just saw the new Garfield the Movie trailer. You heard me. They made a freakin' LIVE movie and surprise surprise it looks like CRAP! Lorenezo Music is doing about a Mach 3 barrel roll in his grave!
the dmgx scarecrow
Someone put a life size cut out of Chrisitina Aguilera in the middle of the hallway. I think it's supposed to scare burgulars or ward off evil spirits. Yikes.
Flash, girls and da gym
This Flash project is soooooo tedious. Image work is the worst part of it all, but I've got it finished and I'm ready to rock and roll! I figured out how to make the multiple tell target commands work in unison so it should be cake from here on out.
Look forward to working out today. Don't know why. Ever since I've done the HIIT (High Intensity Interval Training) combined with an hour of Kickboxing, My enthusiasm for working out has reached a new level. I look forward to getting my six pack back. Maybe that girl I've been infatuated with lately will be in class. Who am I kidding, of course she will. That woman is a machine and a great inspiration! Probably married, knowing my luck.
Speaking of women, I've actually started approaching younger women lately. Usually I prefer women older than me. I just find their life experience and maturity refreshing. If an attractive mother and daughter walk into the room, guess who I'm looking at? I usually don't have much patience with the immaturity of younger women although there have been exceptions. My friend reminded me not to judge them before I get to know them first. She's got a point. She's wise beyond her 24 years.
Look forward to working out today. Don't know why. Ever since I've done the HIIT (High Intensity Interval Training) combined with an hour of Kickboxing, My enthusiasm for working out has reached a new level. I look forward to getting my six pack back. Maybe that girl I've been infatuated with lately will be in class. Who am I kidding, of course she will. That woman is a machine and a great inspiration! Probably married, knowing my luck.
Speaking of women, I've actually started approaching younger women lately. Usually I prefer women older than me. I just find their life experience and maturity refreshing. If an attractive mother and daughter walk into the room, guess who I'm looking at? I usually don't have much patience with the immaturity of younger women although there have been exceptions. My friend reminded me not to judge them before I get to know them first. She's got a point. She's wise beyond her 24 years.
new toy in the horizon??
I finally figured out how to use iTunes to turn my CD music into Mp3s! Well, it's not like I've tried before since that kind of stuff never really interested me. That changed when one of my friends came by and showed me her new ipod! Man, that thing is slick! I wanna get one! It would come in handy this spring when I start going on my impulsive road trips again. I've yet to take the new car on one of my excursions. I guess I'd better look for a mp3 player for my car or whatever. Yep, 300+ songs will keep me happy all the way to Arizona... maybe.... I still need to do the math.
Monday, December 15, 2003
my ex the bigot
I found out my ex-girlfriend is bigotted against redheads and short people. She thinks short people are "squirmy" and shady and always "have something up their sleeves". She thinks redheads are "creepy".
Man.... that's some pretty selective prejudice right there!
Man.... that's some pretty selective prejudice right there!
No, I'm not bitter...
Some shmo I don't even like called me tonight while I was TCB. He wanted to tell me that he's engaged to his butt ugly girlfriend for some reason. Good for them.
I hope a plane falls on them.
I hope a plane falls on them.
Too nice for her own good.
Oh yeah, a friend of mine gave me The Da Vinci Code for Christmas! Yes! That was soooo cool of her! Lisa's a good friend and she's a lot nicer than I'll ever be. Case and point, I found out she gave a Christmas gift to someone who really doesn't like her at all and the feeling is more than mutual, even though she'll never admit it. That didn't stop her from getting this guy a gift! Wtf?!! I gave her a hard time about it, but I guess the choice isn't mine to make. Once again: she's a lot nicer person than I'll EVER be and this guy does NOT deserve a friend like her. You can quote me on that.
Now I have to get her a present that'll do her justice! She told me what she wants, but I want to see if I can do better than that. I have until Friday before she leaves to Texas to visit her friends and family!
Oh, the pressure!
Now I have to get her a present that'll do her justice! She told me what she wants, but I want to see if I can do better than that. I have until Friday before she leaves to Texas to visit her friends and family!
Oh, the pressure!
Gym recap #1
Well went to the gym today. Won't talk about work since nothing worthwhile happened. Anyway, went to the gym and hit the elliptical machine before working on chest. I've decided to start my cutting routine a couple of months early since I don't like the way my belly is starting branch out. While on the machine, I noticed one of my Kickboxing instructors on the treadmill in front of me. Her name is Lissa. Nice looking girl, decent body, but I don't know.... she doesn't put me over the top like other girls. I think she just looks a little plain Jane to me. I felt kind of sorry for her though because her class only had about 4 people in it. I was tempted to join in, but then I remembered that she doesn't even know my name. After taking her classes for a year, she never took the time to know my name. So then I decided to let the b***h suffer!
I love the Alcoa gym. It's hardly ever crowded and I don't have to wait in line to get on a machine or bench. Had a pretty good workout, too, concentrating on high reps with moderate weight. One thing that bothered me though was these two kids who were screaming their heads off like they were lifting the damn building! Geez, I appreciate intensity and everything, but I don't need to hear some pimple faced pip squeak yelling from acros the room like he's in fraggin' labor! Seriously, shut the fuck up!
Didn't bother scoping out the ladies, since a lot of underage high school girls frequent the gym, not that there was anything worth looking at.
I love the Alcoa gym. It's hardly ever crowded and I don't have to wait in line to get on a machine or bench. Had a pretty good workout, too, concentrating on high reps with moderate weight. One thing that bothered me though was these two kids who were screaming their heads off like they were lifting the damn building! Geez, I appreciate intensity and everything, but I don't need to hear some pimple faced pip squeak yelling from acros the room like he's in fraggin' labor! Seriously, shut the fuck up!
Didn't bother scoping out the ladies, since a lot of underage high school girls frequent the gym, not that there was anything worth looking at.
Christmas party recap
Okay, before I get to more recent events, I'd just like to say I had one hell of a time at my office Christmas Party! For you who don't know this is when I have my once a year bender to end all benders and this year was no exception. I started off with a couple of bottles of hard cider, then I had some mexican beer whose logo looked like something from the third reich and then I graduated to the hard stuff. I had three Jack and Cokes, two screw drivers, two shots of Jack and one shot of something called a Choclate Cake. Yummy!
I knew I was pretty drunk, but i didn't know how drunk until I started speaking in sentence fragments the my face started going numb. So I just drank about a gallon of water throughout the night to soften the affects of the inevitable hangover in the morning.
My friend Lauren came by to visit whom I haven't seen in months and it was just like old times, just talking about the Simpsons, sharing some juicy gossip and tolerating the hoodlums outside my office. Her husband Jessee eventually joined us and it was a good vibe all around. One thing I did find out however, is that she was never comfortable with me hugging her. I respect that, but it would've been cool if she told me that from the beginning instead of waiting nearly three years. I don't want to force anyone to do something they don't want to do. Meh.... better late than never.
I also got to meet my other friend's boyfriend whom I've deemed the "pretty boy" and he was cool as hell! And he's so damn pretty! Mariell really lucked out with this guy. Good looks, cool personality and he treats her like a queen. They make a really great couple. Good job, girl!
I yeah, I spent some of the night hitting on her Aunt, who promptly turned me down... sigh.
Speaking of which there wasn't a one single woman in the whole damn party!!! That fuckin' sucked!!! Of course that didn't stop me from hitting on them once the liquor kicked in. What are their husbands/boyfriends going to do about it? I out weighed each of them by at least 50 pounds. Fraggin' twig boys.
There was this one chick who I swear was being paid by the hour who was dressed like a total ho, wearing some skimpy hoochie gear and acting like a big ol slut. Sad thing is, she had a butt ugly face! While I was looking at my boss's digi camera, I stumbled across the pics he took of her and it looked like I was looking at a Hustler mag. This chick was in all kinds of raunchy poses, though her clothes were on, thank god and she was surrounded by guys with cameras. Maybe I'm wrong and she knew these guys and she wasn't a stripper, but you have to be pretty damn stupid to act like that in a room full of horny guys with CAMERAS! ick.
All in all I had a lotta fun and my hang over was barely noticable *thanks to all the water drinking) as I woke up from under my desk. yay!
I knew I was pretty drunk, but i didn't know how drunk until I started speaking in sentence fragments the my face started going numb. So I just drank about a gallon of water throughout the night to soften the affects of the inevitable hangover in the morning.
My friend Lauren came by to visit whom I haven't seen in months and it was just like old times, just talking about the Simpsons, sharing some juicy gossip and tolerating the hoodlums outside my office. Her husband Jessee eventually joined us and it was a good vibe all around. One thing I did find out however, is that she was never comfortable with me hugging her. I respect that, but it would've been cool if she told me that from the beginning instead of waiting nearly three years. I don't want to force anyone to do something they don't want to do. Meh.... better late than never.
I also got to meet my other friend's boyfriend whom I've deemed the "pretty boy" and he was cool as hell! And he's so damn pretty! Mariell really lucked out with this guy. Good looks, cool personality and he treats her like a queen. They make a really great couple. Good job, girl!
I yeah, I spent some of the night hitting on her Aunt, who promptly turned me down... sigh.
Speaking of which there wasn't a one single woman in the whole damn party!!! That fuckin' sucked!!! Of course that didn't stop me from hitting on them once the liquor kicked in. What are their husbands/boyfriends going to do about it? I out weighed each of them by at least 50 pounds. Fraggin' twig boys.
There was this one chick who I swear was being paid by the hour who was dressed like a total ho, wearing some skimpy hoochie gear and acting like a big ol slut. Sad thing is, she had a butt ugly face! While I was looking at my boss's digi camera, I stumbled across the pics he took of her and it looked like I was looking at a Hustler mag. This chick was in all kinds of raunchy poses, though her clothes were on, thank god and she was surrounded by guys with cameras. Maybe I'm wrong and she knew these guys and she wasn't a stripper, but you have to be pretty damn stupid to act like that in a room full of horny guys with CAMERAS! ick.
All in all I had a lotta fun and my hang over was barely noticable *thanks to all the water drinking) as I woke up from under my desk. yay!
Back in action! Really long and weird "24" review. Note for everyone.
Finally, thanks to a friend of mine, I've finally been able to update my damn blog! I'll start off by posting my review of last week's episode of THE JACK BAUER POWER HOUR otherwise known as "24". WARNING. Unless you watch the show and are familiar with video game terms and the occassional Leet speak, you may find this a bit esoteric.
Holy shit! This is probably the world's latest POWER HOUR recap, but I've been rushed down with work and the whole holiday bullshit, but I just HAD to throw in my 2 cents for this episode!
GOOD FRAGGIN' LAWD!! Just when you have the audacity to think you figured out everything that's going to happen in 24, BOOOOM!! your shit gets ruined!!
We open up with KIM BAUER in a very familiar situation: in trouble, tied up and at gun point due to a series of totally improbable circumstances. GUILE the mole tells her not to cause any trouble and activates his ANTI-COUGAR SHIELDS before he leaves..... just in case.
THE BRIDE has learned that TONY has recovered and wants to be at his side when he wakes up and is planning on giving control of CTU to GUILE??! Meanwhile, the DELL INTERN questions GUILE on where that pretty little retard is and GUILE side steps and plays dumb. DELL INTERN, recognizing this pattern, calls GUILE'S office where a desperate tied up KIM hops desperately towards the phone, but of course doesn't make it before DI hangs up. So DELL INTERN tries to enter GUILE'S office, but the ANTI-COUGAR PROTOCALS won't let him in so he calls THE BRIDE to shut down the shields who happens to be talking to GUILE. GUILE, sensing the jig is up and not wanting to be COUGARED, pulls a STRIDER teleport and tries to wavedash the fuck outta there! He uses JAME T. KIRK'S DOUBLE CHOP to take out one guard and a BURN KNUCKLE on a second during his escape attempt, but gets in a corner trap by the remaining guards. Then THE BRIDE comes striding out between the guards like fraggin' VADER in the beginning of star wars and stares down GUILE, who's has her at gunpoint and then the KILL BILL VENGENCE MUSIC plays! Afterwards, GUILE nearly shits himself and realizes he's no match for THE BRIDE and gives up before she busted out her HANZO BLADE.
Meanwhile, thousands of feet in the air on the SALAZAAR PARTY JET where SCARFACE is pimpin' and chillin' like MR. BIG surrounded by SOUTHTOWN'S finest hoes with his arch nemesis locked up in the closet. Things couldn't get any better right? WRONG! Even while in the middle of a ho sandwich, he can't stop thinking about the the most dangerous fuckin' man in the known universe whose rage has been known to destroy entire worlds is locked up in his closet. He tries to put the PSYCHO ONE out of his misery, but surprisingly his goons show some balls and stop him. Hell, they ain't stupid. There's no way they're going to let SCARFACE unleash the beast and get them all slaughtered. Hell, you know these guys have seen SMACK JACK in action and they don't wanna fuck with ANY of that! Oh yeah, the award for the world's shittiest job has to go to that lone scumbag who has to watch over a slowly raging PSYCHO ONE. Man, this guy must have been a total newbie or drew the short straw to be chosen for guard duty. Guarding JACK BAUER in a closet all by yourself=death sentence. Shit, I'd be sweating like a whore in church and make sure that I told my family I loved them very much! Well Jack wakes up and gives the scumbag one last chance to let him go and when that didn't work, jack powers up his SPEEDBALL RAGE METER and executes a modified LEG SCISSORS BAUER KARANA NECK SNAP TAKEDOWN!!
Meanwhile, SCARFACE, powered by liquid courage, finally getst the balls to rush into the lion's den to cap the PSYCHO ONE (yeah right), but prompty gets his shit ruined with a quick PARRY REVERSAL ALPHA COUNTER and SCARFACE, one of the most dangerous drug lords in the world has instantly become BAUER'S BITCH once again!
Good lord, there was so much rage eminating from SMACK JACK that the plan momentarily lost power from the POWER PSYCHO! Hell, the guards actually FLINCHED with JACK'S every word! SCARFACE tries to talk some shit, but JACK stands strong and tells him to STFU.
In the political arena, MONTEL and TRIPLE P are discussing the transpiring events and MONTEL tells TP that he didn't have a choice in selling out the finest man he's ever known and tells him to focus on salvaging his disasterous presidential debate. MARTHA STEWART is waiting for TP as he gets out of the limo and tells him that maybe he should've paid off her ex. WHAT??!! Now she tells him this after busting his balls about not lowering himself by giving in??!! If anyone deserved a bitch slap, it was this woman. BUT, TRIPLE P, being the icon of integrity he is (and probably a little distracted by pussy), tells her that she was right the first time and blah blah as brother MONTEL looks on in disgust. Later, while they were alone, MONTEL unleashes a rather impressive combo against his bro and tells him he has to respect the American people and distance himself from MARTHA. TP is actually rendered speechless by this assault because he knew his brother was right. But he still doesn't have to like it.
Outside, MARTHA gets a call from her ex, who looks like 'OL GILL from the Simpsons and tells her he has evidence to prove her innocence and tells her to come pick it up alone or it all burns. Well, MARTHA in her infinite wisdom decides to go. Geez, it's like a middle aged version of KIM BAUER.
Meanwhile, DEADMAN in his FORD TOUGH F-150 arrives at one of his old snitch's house and rushes him down at gunpoint in front of his wife and kids. He tells him to track down any known hideouts of the SALAZAARS and discovers where HECTOR'S HQ is.
Chase then phones KIM for an update. KIM is in the bathroom washing up and we get a prolonged shot of the lovely OROCHI BAUER CLEAVAGE! Before she can strip down and shower CTU'S EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH ruins the mood and tells her that she doesn't think that her dad is an psychotic, unstable junkie fugitive from justice like everyone else does and leaves, not noticing the low growling of a large cat in the next stall. KIM gives DEADMAN the 411 and DM makes her promise not to tell anyone about their conversation and hangs up.
Meanwhile, AGENT SMITH, after giving THE BRIDE permission to visit her hubby begins the interrogation of GUILE: "Missteeer GUILE. I want you to tell me what I need to know so I can leave this place. You will tell me. It...is... inevitable..." Then he tells the other agent to prepare the cyber worm. Suddenly GUILE'S phone rings and SMITH orders for a trace. DELL INTERN and KIM come rushing in and we finally get to see her RUN, BUT, that fuckin' lap top she's holding blocks us from seeing her MAI SHIRANUI INDEPENDENT DUEL SUSPENSION in action.
HECTOR'S on the other line and GUILE is ordered to keep him on as long as he can or face the worm, but they fail to trace the call.
Now we rejoin TELE MUNDO already in progress: LADY SALAZAAR is bitching to HECTOR on why there is a small army outside his house and why does he need so many men to pick up his bro. HECTOR says that he's worried about not being able to contact the jet, but the real reason was because he knew JACK BAUER was gonna be on that plan and nothing short of an army was going to slow him down...... if they're reeeeeeeal lucky.
The army surrounds the jet and after a few hectic seconds all the occupants come scurring out like frightened rabbits and THE PSYCHO comes out with a rather worried SCARFACE in tow. Just when you think JACK is about to unleash an unblockable LEVEL 5 ULTRA COMO and leave every scumbag there a bullet riddled mass of meat, he let's SCARFACE GO??!! To the surprise of everyone, HECTOR embraces JACK and smiles and tells them they have a lot of work to do. SCARFACE is pissed, but HECTOR tells him to chill and he'll explain everything to him later. Meanwhile SMACK JACK pushes a button on his watch and follows.
Meanwhile, TONY makes a heroic return to CTU despite getting SHOT IN THE NECK and makes a beeline to the interrogation room and stops AGENT SMITH from inserting the cyber worm into GUILE. Just then GUILE'S notepad starts beeping and GUILE simply says: "he's in." TONY tells everyone that GUILE works for him and this is all a plan to get THE PSYCHO ONE back inside the SALAZAAR camp! AGENT SMITH promptly goes nuts.
Holy bejeezus!! JACK is a TRIPLE AGENT and he's played everyone from the start!! But then there's DEADMAN still on his trail just waiting to mess things up again! My god, I don't know if CHASE was this clueless from the beginning or his relationship with KIM is starting to affect him, but it looks like we're going to be seeing the WACKY MISADVENTURS OF CHASE in the near future..... until he gets COUGARED of course.
*bleep*KA-CHUNG!*bleep*KA-CHUNG!*bleep*KA-CHUNG!
Holy shit! This is probably the world's latest POWER HOUR recap, but I've been rushed down with work and the whole holiday bullshit, but I just HAD to throw in my 2 cents for this episode!
GOOD FRAGGIN' LAWD!! Just when you have the audacity to think you figured out everything that's going to happen in 24, BOOOOM!! your shit gets ruined!!
We open up with KIM BAUER in a very familiar situation: in trouble, tied up and at gun point due to a series of totally improbable circumstances. GUILE the mole tells her not to cause any trouble and activates his ANTI-COUGAR SHIELDS before he leaves..... just in case.
THE BRIDE has learned that TONY has recovered and wants to be at his side when he wakes up and is planning on giving control of CTU to GUILE??! Meanwhile, the DELL INTERN questions GUILE on where that pretty little retard is and GUILE side steps and plays dumb. DELL INTERN, recognizing this pattern, calls GUILE'S office where a desperate tied up KIM hops desperately towards the phone, but of course doesn't make it before DI hangs up. So DELL INTERN tries to enter GUILE'S office, but the ANTI-COUGAR PROTOCALS won't let him in so he calls THE BRIDE to shut down the shields who happens to be talking to GUILE. GUILE, sensing the jig is up and not wanting to be COUGARED, pulls a STRIDER teleport and tries to wavedash the fuck outta there! He uses JAME T. KIRK'S DOUBLE CHOP to take out one guard and a BURN KNUCKLE on a second during his escape attempt, but gets in a corner trap by the remaining guards. Then THE BRIDE comes striding out between the guards like fraggin' VADER in the beginning of star wars and stares down GUILE, who's has her at gunpoint and then the KILL BILL VENGENCE MUSIC plays! Afterwards, GUILE nearly shits himself and realizes he's no match for THE BRIDE and gives up before she busted out her HANZO BLADE.
Meanwhile, thousands of feet in the air on the SALAZAAR PARTY JET where SCARFACE is pimpin' and chillin' like MR. BIG surrounded by SOUTHTOWN'S finest hoes with his arch nemesis locked up in the closet. Things couldn't get any better right? WRONG! Even while in the middle of a ho sandwich, he can't stop thinking about the the most dangerous fuckin' man in the known universe whose rage has been known to destroy entire worlds is locked up in his closet. He tries to put the PSYCHO ONE out of his misery, but surprisingly his goons show some balls and stop him. Hell, they ain't stupid. There's no way they're going to let SCARFACE unleash the beast and get them all slaughtered. Hell, you know these guys have seen SMACK JACK in action and they don't wanna fuck with ANY of that! Oh yeah, the award for the world's shittiest job has to go to that lone scumbag who has to watch over a slowly raging PSYCHO ONE. Man, this guy must have been a total newbie or drew the short straw to be chosen for guard duty. Guarding JACK BAUER in a closet all by yourself=death sentence. Shit, I'd be sweating like a whore in church and make sure that I told my family I loved them very much! Well Jack wakes up and gives the scumbag one last chance to let him go and when that didn't work, jack powers up his SPEEDBALL RAGE METER and executes a modified LEG SCISSORS BAUER KARANA NECK SNAP TAKEDOWN!!
Meanwhile, SCARFACE, powered by liquid courage, finally getst the balls to rush into the lion's den to cap the PSYCHO ONE (yeah right), but prompty gets his shit ruined with a quick PARRY REVERSAL ALPHA COUNTER and SCARFACE, one of the most dangerous drug lords in the world has instantly become BAUER'S BITCH once again!
Good lord, there was so much rage eminating from SMACK JACK that the plan momentarily lost power from the POWER PSYCHO! Hell, the guards actually FLINCHED with JACK'S every word! SCARFACE tries to talk some shit, but JACK stands strong and tells him to STFU.
In the political arena, MONTEL and TRIPLE P are discussing the transpiring events and MONTEL tells TP that he didn't have a choice in selling out the finest man he's ever known and tells him to focus on salvaging his disasterous presidential debate. MARTHA STEWART is waiting for TP as he gets out of the limo and tells him that maybe he should've paid off her ex. WHAT??!! Now she tells him this after busting his balls about not lowering himself by giving in??!! If anyone deserved a bitch slap, it was this woman. BUT, TRIPLE P, being the icon of integrity he is (and probably a little distracted by pussy), tells her that she was right the first time and blah blah as brother MONTEL looks on in disgust. Later, while they were alone, MONTEL unleashes a rather impressive combo against his bro and tells him he has to respect the American people and distance himself from MARTHA. TP is actually rendered speechless by this assault because he knew his brother was right. But he still doesn't have to like it.
Outside, MARTHA gets a call from her ex, who looks like 'OL GILL from the Simpsons and tells her he has evidence to prove her innocence and tells her to come pick it up alone or it all burns. Well, MARTHA in her infinite wisdom decides to go. Geez, it's like a middle aged version of KIM BAUER.
Meanwhile, DEADMAN in his FORD TOUGH F-150 arrives at one of his old snitch's house and rushes him down at gunpoint in front of his wife and kids. He tells him to track down any known hideouts of the SALAZAARS and discovers where HECTOR'S HQ is.
Chase then phones KIM for an update. KIM is in the bathroom washing up and we get a prolonged shot of the lovely OROCHI BAUER CLEAVAGE! Before she can strip down and shower CTU'S EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH ruins the mood and tells her that she doesn't think that her dad is an psychotic, unstable junkie fugitive from justice like everyone else does and leaves, not noticing the low growling of a large cat in the next stall. KIM gives DEADMAN the 411 and DM makes her promise not to tell anyone about their conversation and hangs up.
Meanwhile, AGENT SMITH, after giving THE BRIDE permission to visit her hubby begins the interrogation of GUILE: "Missteeer GUILE. I want you to tell me what I need to know so I can leave this place. You will tell me. It...is... inevitable..." Then he tells the other agent to prepare the cyber worm. Suddenly GUILE'S phone rings and SMITH orders for a trace. DELL INTERN and KIM come rushing in and we finally get to see her RUN, BUT, that fuckin' lap top she's holding blocks us from seeing her MAI SHIRANUI INDEPENDENT DUEL SUSPENSION in action.
HECTOR'S on the other line and GUILE is ordered to keep him on as long as he can or face the worm, but they fail to trace the call.
Now we rejoin TELE MUNDO already in progress: LADY SALAZAAR is bitching to HECTOR on why there is a small army outside his house and why does he need so many men to pick up his bro. HECTOR says that he's worried about not being able to contact the jet, but the real reason was because he knew JACK BAUER was gonna be on that plan and nothing short of an army was going to slow him down...... if they're reeeeeeeal lucky.
The army surrounds the jet and after a few hectic seconds all the occupants come scurring out like frightened rabbits and THE PSYCHO comes out with a rather worried SCARFACE in tow. Just when you think JACK is about to unleash an unblockable LEVEL 5 ULTRA COMO and leave every scumbag there a bullet riddled mass of meat, he let's SCARFACE GO??!! To the surprise of everyone, HECTOR embraces JACK and smiles and tells them they have a lot of work to do. SCARFACE is pissed, but HECTOR tells him to chill and he'll explain everything to him later. Meanwhile SMACK JACK pushes a button on his watch and follows.
Meanwhile, TONY makes a heroic return to CTU despite getting SHOT IN THE NECK and makes a beeline to the interrogation room and stops AGENT SMITH from inserting the cyber worm into GUILE. Just then GUILE'S notepad starts beeping and GUILE simply says: "he's in." TONY tells everyone that GUILE works for him and this is all a plan to get THE PSYCHO ONE back inside the SALAZAAR camp! AGENT SMITH promptly goes nuts.
Holy bejeezus!! JACK is a TRIPLE AGENT and he's played everyone from the start!! But then there's DEADMAN still on his trail just waiting to mess things up again! My god, I don't know if CHASE was this clueless from the beginning or his relationship with KIM is starting to affect him, but it looks like we're going to be seeing the WACKY MISADVENTURS OF CHASE in the near future..... until he gets COUGARED of course.
*bleep*KA-CHUNG!*bleep*KA-CHUNG!*bleep*KA-CHUNG!
Tuesday, December 2, 2003
Scared white woman
Well this morning I scared a white woman on the elevator.
When I walked into work this morning, I noticed a rather scrawny looking white woman waiting for the world's slowest elevator and when she saw me she made that "please God don't let him get on the same elevator as me" look on her face. Anyway, when we got on, she quickly stood on the far end, avoiding eye contact and folded her arms, like she read a manual on how not to antagonize a large black man or something. So when we finally reach our floor, she scurries quickly away, but not without debating whether or not she wanted to turn her back on me. Ah yes... what a great start for the day.
When I walked into work this morning, I noticed a rather scrawny looking white woman waiting for the world's slowest elevator and when she saw me she made that "please God don't let him get on the same elevator as me" look on her face. Anyway, when we got on, she quickly stood on the far end, avoiding eye contact and folded her arms, like she read a manual on how not to antagonize a large black man or something. So when we finally reach our floor, she scurries quickly away, but not without debating whether or not she wanted to turn her back on me. Ah yes... what a great start for the day.
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