Christmas party recap

Okay, before I get to more recent events, I'd just like to say I had one hell of a time at my office Christmas Party! For you who don't know this is when I have my once a year bender to end all benders and this year was no exception. I started off with a couple of bottles of hard cider, then I had some mexican beer whose logo looked like something from the third reich and then I graduated to the hard stuff. I had three Jack and Cokes, two screw drivers, two shots of Jack and one shot of something called a Choclate Cake. Yummy!

I knew I was pretty drunk, but i didn't know how drunk until I started speaking in sentence fragments the my face started going numb. So I just drank about a gallon of water throughout the night to soften the affects of the inevitable hangover in the morning.

My friend Lauren came by to visit whom I haven't seen in months and it was just like old times, just talking about the Simpsons, sharing some juicy gossip and tolerating the hoodlums outside my office. Her husband Jessee eventually joined us and it was a good vibe all around. One thing I did find out however, is that she was never comfortable with me hugging her. I respect that, but it would've been cool if she told me that from the beginning instead of waiting nearly three years. I don't want to force anyone to do something they don't want to do. Meh.... better late than never.

I also got to meet my other friend's boyfriend whom I've deemed the "pretty boy" and he was cool as hell! And he's so damn pretty! Mariell really lucked out with this guy. Good looks, cool personality and he treats her like a queen. They make a really great couple. Good job, girl!

I yeah, I spent some of the night hitting on her Aunt, who promptly turned me down... sigh.

Speaking of which there wasn't a one single woman in the whole damn party!!! That fuckin' sucked!!! Of course that didn't stop me from hitting on them once the liquor kicked in. What are their husbands/boyfriends going to do about it? I out weighed each of them by at least 50 pounds. Fraggin' twig boys.

There was this one chick who I swear was being paid by the hour who was dressed like a total ho, wearing some skimpy hoochie gear and acting like a big ol slut. Sad thing is, she had a butt ugly face! While I was looking at my boss's digi camera, I stumbled across the pics he took of her and it looked like I was looking at a Hustler mag. This chick was in all kinds of raunchy poses, though her clothes were on, thank god and she was surrounded by guys with cameras. Maybe I'm wrong and she knew these guys and she wasn't a stripper, but you have to be pretty damn stupid to act like that in a room full of horny guys with CAMERAS! ick.



All in all I had a lotta fun and my hang over was barely noticable *thanks to all the water drinking) as I woke up from under my desk. yay!