A random confession (again)

People wonder why I sometimes I don't seem to want to make eye contact, ever since I was a little kid. Oh they've come up with theories like "he's shy" or "he's done something wrong" and a host of psychiatric and psychological "problems".

In reality, it was none of those things... the reason for my occassional aloofness is simple.... funky breath. That's it....
Seriously, some people walk around with a mouth that smells like an open septic tank and they don't really seem to give a damn as they talk to me, mere inches from my face and I really have to concentrate on not passing out or just gagging, hell depending on who the person is, I just back the hell away from them.

Ever since I became aware that the human mouth can be "stinky" (about 6 years old) I've always been concious of my own oral hygiene and I took my brushing more seriously... plus, my kindergarten 'sweetheart' telling me that my breath reeked was excellent motivation as well.

I always have a pack of gum on me and I usually even take a tooth brush and toothpaste to work with me as well.

Sometimes however, I don't have either of those at my disposal and inevitably I have to interact with someone when my breath isn't its freshess and my only defense to avoid any embarassing incidents is to avoid any close face to face contact.
Some may consider it rude, but I'll tell you what's rude.... getting hit square in the face with category 5 ass breath.

I would rather talk to the back of someone's head than go through that ordeal and I wouldn't be offended if they held the same sentiment with me, I'm usually straight forward with people if I'm stinky and ask for a piece of gum... it's not that hard.


So if you know me and you've seen be demonstrated this "avoidance behavior" with you or someone else, put down your 'Psychiatry for Dummies' book and pop a couple of tic tacs.

come on, people.

Situational homosexuality? Uh.... why?

So what's the deal with the situational homosexuality in prison/jail? I don't understand this. I admit that I would most likely do whatever if the price was right.....sheeeit...give me a few million dollars tax free and even I'd consider going "gay", provided that I'm the pitcher and not the catcher. That example of "situational homosexuality" at least has some reasonable(imo) purpose...it yields the obvious benefit of MONEY. Serious money.

Homo acts in prison yield NOTHING but the gay act itself. This does not compute. If there's not a lot of money at stake...why would a supposedly straight man magically "transform" into a homosexual, simply because he is in jail? This truly makes no sense. I strongly doubt that the natural sexual desire of any person is powerful enough to prompt them to just switch their sexual preference JUST for the sake of getting off. There's always masterbation if that's all you want....and even there, it's not really a need on the same level as drinking and eating. No food and water = death. No orgasm = sexual frustration, but you'll live. It's not that critical.

*oh, and what was the deal with the rampant gayness of ancient Rome? So...an entire society of men....gay because...it's in style?! The hell?

The Honda Element

It amazes me how this piece of crap looking eyesore is steadily becoming more and more popular.

How can so many people have such bad taste...the thing looks like a child's toy car...a pre-school toy. It kind of looks like a little lunchbox on wheels. It's almost as boxy as that damn Scion, just a bit more "dorkish" in the overall look. If ever there was a vehicle that screams 80s era insult "DORK.", the Element is it. At least it is not as hideously ugly as the legendary El Camino....but it's still bad, and annoyingly commonplace, somehow. It's always the same type driving this lunchbox ass car.....a hopelessly uncool white mid 40s-ish dad with glasses....sometimes they look like William H. Macy.....anyway, it's always a tragically un-hip, uncool bastard, who probably always got pushed down by female bullies back when he was in 7th grade...and he's driving what might be the most uncool vehicle of all time. It's either him, or his frumpy wife at the wheel. The cartoon equivalent of the Honda Element owner is of course...Ned "Okily Dokily!"Flanders. I'm not sure what's worse....the Element, or that obscene monstrosity, the Pontiac Aztek.

A kindred spirit

This is guy is truly a man after my own heart. Listening to this guy talk is almost like listening to myself except I'm much better looking. I suggest you pay his site a little visit as well. You might learn something. INFIDEL GUY.

What the fuck is going on here??

So I just heard that Anna Nicole Smith died... how did I hear about it? BECAUSE IT'S ON EVERY FUCKING CHANNEL THAT'S WHY!! Seriously, I was watching Cnn and suddenly in great big bright letters flash "BREAKING NEWS!! with dramatic music. I about fell out of my chair thinking "holy shit!! It's them damn terrorists again!! They must've nuked New York! Or maybe we're invading Iran!! Whatever it is it must be horribly bad to garner this much attention!"

Well it was far from the case... instead of a national emergency, it just turns out that some dumb blonde texan, gold digging, druggy bimbo died.
I cannot believe how much coverage they are giving this fucking junkie... you would think that a national hero had died.

They're showing "highlights" of her life and let me tell you, it's nothing to be proud of. When she's not as big as a house stuffing entire cows down in her mouth, she's babbling some strange drug induced jibba jabba and basically making an ass out of herself.

I have to admit, back in her day she was prime spanking material for me when I was a horny high school kid, but that's where her legacy ends as far as I'm concerned.

I don't think I've seen this much news coverage since 911, it's freaking ridiculous.

Wow I have just suddenly lost interest in this in mid rant... seriously, I have no desire continuing on with this. I'm done.

Hopefully the media will do the same soon.