Monday, February 11, 2008

Vincent-1 Influenza-0

Last week the flu decided to pay me a little visit and after a short 2 day battle, I ended up kicking its ass.
No meds, no pussy doctor visit, no pansy flu shot... nope, just my manly immune system, orange juice and Tylenol.

A big thanks to all my friends who checked in on me and offered to cook and buy stuff for me, I really appreciate it.... except for that ONE friend who just couldn't make herself drive 8 miles in the middle of the night to bring me some chocolate.
I will NOT soon forget this shocking display of disloyalty.

No shit

So a friend of mine was bitching the other day about women and how the the whole "being yourself" thing just doesn't work and he's sick of it and blah blah blah.

I told him that maybe he should refrain using the story about how he fed shit to a dog as an ice breaker during the first date.

He grudgingly agreed.