Damn animals

I've noticed that animals are being especially nice to me lately and that has me concerned. I've read about how some household pets can sense cancer and seem to automatically gravitate towards cancer patients.

Well lately, people's pets can't get enough from me, always wanting to cuddle up against me, licking me and just lying next to me for not good reason even though usually they would have nothing to do with me.
Hell, even a freakin' HORSE wouldn't leave me alone even though it usually isn't very social according to the owner.

Great. Just my luck. I know it can't be because I have such a kind soul since I am extraordinarily evil after all.

My niece the pirate

Apparently my niece is going through a pirate phase, constantly swinging away with a plastic sword and demanding that her mother help her find the treasure.

So naturally I'm going to have to teach her to replace "treasure" with "booty" cuz booty is a funny word!

At least she's not calling everyone evil anymore.... I wonder where she got that? Hmmmm....

One more month

It's almost been a year now since I got my shades from overseas and I STILL have them. That's a major accomplishment for me since I tend to go through sunglasses on a weekly basis, but not these. I've actually been able to hold on to them.
They've gone through some rough times, but the important thing is, they are still intact and they make me look so damn cool.

I should thank that little japanese lady for selling them to me, but she called me a "chocolate demon" so I won't.



Well she didn't really, but I've always liked that term.

Weird thought

So I finally watched Charlie and the Chocolate factory not too long ago... the one with Johnny Depp and I thought of something that made me kind of sad.

I thought about all the midget actors out there who dusted off their resumes and prepared to audition for the parts of the Oompa Loompas only to find out that the role of the orange skinned weirdos will be played by, thanks to the wonders of technology ONE man who isn't even a midget!

What a blow that must've been to midget actors everywhere!

Oh well... I guess they'll just have to settle on being Christmas elves again or tossed around in bars.