I was at Wally world the other day and a saw an absolute vision among the outcasts and dregs of society that frequent the store at 2am. She was a Walmart employee stocking the shelves in the office section. She had a unique sophisticated and articulate nature (she was instructing a rather slow witted employee) that you wouldn't expect from a typical Walmart drone. Well, you know me (well some of you), once I'm smitten with a girl, I waste no time introducing myself to them. I got within 2 feet of her until I noticed THE RING. I swear it must have been the "One Ring to Rule them all." because it just stopped me in my tracks. I was expecting that old bastard Gandalf to come swooping down on some giant goofy looking eagle and dump me in a volcano or something.
Anyway, it appears this one of a kind woman is off the market and so I did a quick U-turn and pretended to be checking out staplers(?) before making my escape. bleh...
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