My big fat obnoxious FUCK YOU rant!

5 years in the making....



I was sitting around and talking to some people and thinking about how god damned fucked up this place is. Reading the papers, magazines, watching T.V. and all this other shit and it kills me how fucked up this place is.



I look at shit like how fucked up the justice system is when we have a murderer walking around free, A weed smoker gets 5 years for a first offense, a woman that can take her husband for $115 million dollars in a divorce case, and a rapist gets out of jail in 18 months. When did we start accepting this shit as alright?



Why is it that a family that consists of a single mother working two jobs and has a kid gets turned down for medicade but a fucking bitch who's got nine kids, no job, her nails done and a nice car gets that shit with no problem? Why is this acceptable?



All these people working jobs so they can have enough to be broke. They can't even afford to go to the doctor if they get sick. I know a guy who went to the doctor a while back for pnuemonia and his total bill with the hospital visit cost him $6,000 dollars for being there three days. That's not including the money he had to spend on prescriptions. This is after his medical insurance kicked in, btw. Doesn't that seem a little FUCKED up? He appreciated the care he was given, but 6,000?! That's a fucking used car. That's rent for a year for me. His actual bill was close to $30,000. Doesn't this seem a bit fucked up? Why is this acceptable?



What about that shit with Microsoft trying to sue that kid cause he had a domain name that was MikeRoweSoft for his software. They're going after him. WTF is this shit? Stop fucking with him. MIRCROSOFT DOES NOT NEED MORE FUCKING MONEY. Why is this acceptable?



The RIAA is another perfect fucking example. "Here son, you're 12 and you downloaded 4 songs, so we'll sue your parents for $19,000 dollars because we know your family doesn't have the money to fight us in court." Of course, nobody seems to remember that these lawsuits popped up after the five big record companies lost a $67 billion dollar lawsuit for price fixing. "HELLO HYPOCRISY, LET ME SUCK YOUR DICK SINCE I'M ALREADY FUCKING OVER EVERYBODY ELSE." Why is this acceptable?



The government is looking into Eminem for making threats on the president. Yeah. Eminem is going to be a threat to this country and the president. Don't you fuckers have some real criminals to catch? Maybe if you paid more attention to the real threats than some white boy who's can rhyme words then two planes wouldn't have hit the Twin Towers. Maybe that's just my view.



All these fake fucking people running around trying to be things they aren't because some new magazine has the latest "trend". God, fuck you people. You're fucking it up for the good people that are just trying to get by. I especially love you pieces of shit out there who embrace this shit. Your average rap star does not live the life he talks about. Despite what those videos tell you he's got problems, just like you do. Nobody's life is just poppin' Cris and fucking chicks in the back of an Escalade on 24"s. THAT IS NOT REAL. IT IS NOT COOL TO BE A HIP HOP CLICHE CAUSE FABOLUS OR HOWEVER THE FUCK YOU SPELL HIS FUCKING NAME TELLS YOU IT'S COOL. Fucking clones.



Fuck all you stupid fucking people that have your hair cut how Jennifer Anniston has it cut. Fuck all you stupid fucking clones that buy shit that a rapper does cause you think it's cool. Fuck all of you stupid fucks that would give away your freedoms to gain back your false sense of safety. Fuck all you bottom feeders that won't break yourself out of your own cycle of decay because it's easier to be a victim. Fuck all you stupid bitches getting pregnant to keep a man. You're only contributing to the problem. Fuck all you dead beat dads. Fuck all you child molestors, I hope you get castrated with a hot poker.



Fuck all you women that would fuck with a man's feelings when he cares for you cause that shit is entertaining. You've hurt so many people that I know because you get a kick out of "the game". Fuck you. Fuck all you asshole motherfuckers that will drag a woman down and take advantage of her cause she cares for you. Fuck you for hurting a woman who would go to the end of the earth for you cause you're afraid of your feelings. Fucking pussies.



Fuck all you politicians making your lives better off of the misery of those you represent. Fuck all you cock sucking lawyers who helped make it so a woman could spill coffee in her lap and get paid off of her own stupidity. Fuck all you christians who would shove your beliefs down a person's throat who thinks differently. Fuck you for hating people that ask questions. Fuck you for hating those that are different. Fuck all you atheists who condemn people because they have faith in something bigger than themselves. You think you're better than those "religious people" but you're no better than the religious zealots you so vehemntly want to argue with. You're not fixing the problem, you're contributing. Go fuck yourself with a cross you self righteous fucks.



Fuck all of you stupid ass women who get mad that a guy stares at you when wear a low cut shirt that is straining to contain your tits and a short ass skirt that your ass is hanging out of. What did you fucking expect when you walked out of the house, that people would comment you on your lovely personality? Fuck you stupid fucks demanding reparations. You didn't go through shit. If you want to cry about something, cry about how fucked up our country is now, not about how fucked up it was 200 years ago. We aren't fixing shit if we're worried about something that cannot be mended. That is not progress and fuckers like you are what makes the rest of us look bad. Fuck you no conscience having fucks for sitting around while you see something you know is wrong happening. You're just as guilty, and more because you let it happen and not doing shit to stop it. Fuck you assholes who won't stand up for yourselves when somebody pushes you around. Christ, grow a fucking spine.



Fuck all you whiny ass bitches that have everything provided for you but cry anyway. Give me all your money and you can have the problems I have, which are probably miniscule compared to your parents "not understanding you". Fuck all you yellow fever having pieces of shit. If a chick looks like her face has been run over by a train, the fact that she's asian does not negate that and make her hot.



Fuck all you stupid white boys with the tribal tattoos and frosted hair. Fuck all you white girls with the tribal tattoos on your backs and the frosted hair. Fuck all you white boys and girls that have fucking DREADLOCKS! Do you have any idea how fucking RETARDED you look? It's like me with blonde pig tails! Knock it the fuck off! And take a fucking shower!



Fuck all you asian wannabes. Knowing three japanese words does not make you japanese. Stop slipping that shit into conversation, you sound fucking retarded. Fuck all you people that rice out any car you can get, even if it's American. A Type R sticker on a ford probe looks fucking retarded. Sport rims on a minivan looks retarded.



Fuck all you stupid bitches that try so hard to be different so you don't "conform". You're the exact same as all the people you're trying not to be. Fuck you, we don't care if you're different cause you're the same as all the other clones that are trying to be "different".



Fuck all these people. And fuck you if you're one of them. Fuck you for making this shit okay.