My friend's ordeal

Last week, my friend told me that her contact lense had rolled to the back of her eye! She went to the doc, and all he said was that the only thing she could do is wait for it to come back around(?). Gee, thanks, doctor! Meanwhile, she's in significant discomfort, so I, with my infinite capacity of sympathy and caring started calling her "one-eye" and hitting her on the back of the head to "pop" the lense loose. Man, everyone should have a pal like me.