Stupid whiteheads

For those of you who don't know, a razor bump is actually hair that grows flat or crooked inside the follicle, the result: whiteheads. These are rather pronounce bumps that resemble zits with a white "tip" at the end, hence the name. This usually occurs in light skinned african american males with sensitive skin, namely me. It's why I don't like to shave everyday.. Anyway, I shaved in the middle of the week for some reason and the next day I got the mother of all whiteheads in the WORST possible place: right on the side of my mouth where the downward arc of my goat-T begins. It looks like a great big ass HERPE!!! Seriously, this sucks!! Another crazy fact about whiteheads is that as the hair continues to grow, the whitehead can get BIGGER! I feel like there's a conjoined twin growing on the side of my mouth!!! Why me?! Jeez! Just when i thought I couldn't be anymore unpopular with the ladies! "Here comes Mr. Herpe mouth! Hide the children!!!" Man, this sucks. I'm not going back out until this thing is gone and I'm not shaving for.... I don't know.....EVER!!