just a suggestion

I was chillin' with a bunch of guys I barely knew, but they were cool and one of them mentioned that he was in the dog house with his girl because of his rather crass reaction when his gf said that she couldn't have sex with him because she may have something wrong with her cervix. Since cancer runs in her family, it could be very bad news indeed.

Anyway, he accused her of making it up as an excuse to not have sex with him and she promptly responded by slapping the shit out of him and kicking him out of their house.
He goes on and on about how much of an inconvience it is to not being able to have sex as often as he'd like, nevermind that his gf might have fucking cancer! No! This selfish drunk, cry baby dumb ass is more worried about not being able to get his dick wet.

Well, I was already in a pretty foul mood for being forced to watch fucking baseball plus I was getting sick of this jack ass's bitching so I just went right out and a suggested that he might want to try anal sex.
There was a profound silence in the room as dozens of eyes stared holes into over the outrageous statement I just blurted out. I didn't care though... I was bored and pissed and I went on to add that since she doesn't have cancer in the pooper you would be free to pack her fudge all you wanted! Problem solved! Now shut the fuck up!

After that everyone just started erupted into earth shaking laughter, including the selfish crybaby dumbass. He said he never thought of that. Afterwards they soon dispersed into the backyard to get even drunker, leaving me with free reign over the remote and I quickly changed the channel to watch Godzilla verse Space Godzilla!! Now THAT'S good tv watchin'!

I'll take great pleasure when the son of a bitch tries to corn hole his ol' lady and she mule kicks his balls up his throat.


I hate fucking baseball.