STAR WARS: Revenge of the Sith *spoilers*

darth vader: burger bitch

Saw it, wasn't terribly impressed. Most of the acting was fucking horrible, I expected alot better from Ewan McGregor, Sam Jackson and Natalie Portman. Hayden Christensen(sp?) has been shit in every movie he's done so I had my expectations set pretty low, yet he STILL managed to exceed all levels of suck. The "Love Story" inspired death of Padme(sp?) was beyond lame. And there's absolutely no chemistry between Portman and Christensen.

The Jedis dropped like flies for some stupid fucking reason.

They offed Dooku way too quickly (the only good actor). A lot of wasted potential there.

Grievous waited until he got 2 of his arms cut off before getting serious and why was he coughing like a rusted trash can??

Mace Windu went out like a little bitch.

Fucking Jar jar didn't get killed.

What the fuck kind of name is "SITH??" How fucking brilliant, switching around the letters of a cuss word like that. I guess it's better sounding than "KUCF."

I could do without the forced comic relief supplied by the droids. Dumb as shit.

Add to the list, smelly dumbshits snickering whenever they noticed some little reference which they figured they'd be the only to get because the prerequisite to catching onto those little inside jokes is, as you all know, is being a smelly dumbshit. Fucking tards deserve a good beating. I dunno what I dislike more, the franchise or the people who latch onto it and make it into a fucking religion.

Now the good:
there was a FUCKING HOT chick with a nice tight blue sweater that sat in front of me to watch the movie with her grandparents. There was just something about her smoking body, pony tail and glasses that gave her the perfect nerd girl sex-appeal, plus she gained bonus points for taking out the senile old couple. Sigh... she had some impressive sweater hawgs.

I felt pretty happy with myself knowing that I didn't pay to see this fucking movie, thus I did NOT contribute to that greedy fat ass closet case Lucas's evil money making empire.

That's about it.


There, a quick synopsis by a self-confessed Star Wars hater.