"You didn't ask."

One thing I can’t STAND is when people say this little phrase.
This is the ultimate cop out used by pussies who would rather sit on a vital little piece of info that would greatly affect someone they know and when said person finds out (usually the hard way) and confronts this douche who was supposed to be their friend, they usually respond with “You didn’t ask”.


Here’s an example:

Me: “OH MY FUCKING GAWD!! You KNEW that the brakes on my car were faulty yet said nothing when I told you I was going on a long road trip on a twisty mountain road? You didn’t bother telling me that your uncle is a grand wizard of the KKK when we visited his home in bumfuck, Arkansas?? Oh you didn’t feel it was important to tell me that your “friend” you set me up was just paroled from prison for butchering her previous two boyfriends and feeding their penises to her cats??
WHY THE FUCKIN’ FUCK DIDN’T YOU TELL ME ANY OF THIS?!!!”

Dumbass: “You didn’t ask.”



What the hell is that??? “I didn’t ask”… of course I didn’t fucking ask because I didn’t KNOW to ask, fucktard! If I did, I wouldn’t have to ask in the first place!



Just a word of advice: if you know something that might potentially fuck someone up that you care a little about, TELL THEM. I think they would appreciate being spared any unnecessary pain, humiliation, guilt, etc. Don’t be a fucking punk ass and worry about how bad it would make YOU feel if you told them the truth, you selfish prick! It ain’t that hard and if you can’t do that, then just please die and burn in hell.


You didn’t ASK me to say that, but I said it anyway, bitch.