I'm sick of these tired ass douche bags that end up scattered all across the globe, but no matter where they currently reside they INSIST on gloating, bloating, boasting and fucking lying about how marvelous or just how un-marvelous their "real home" is. Yeah . .NYC is awesome. But you dont live there anymore. You live in Dingle berry, Tn now shut the fuck up please.
They go on how we don't have that new york accent, no shit!
I heard a guy say yesterday that the way "we" speak is annoying. SHeeeEEit. He also said some dumb ass comment about people everywhere else cant dress and look up to NYC.
Yes, you're right . . we probably dont have something going on 24 hours of every single day. No we dont have a subway here, our cities also don't smell like piss and we can't get an authentic new york "dog" which is probably made out of rat meat. What really kills me is how they go on about how uncultured other people are compared to them.
What a fucking laugh! Some of the dimmest, dumbest most ignorant people I've met hail from the great city of NYC. Hell, the only differences between them and the hicks here in the south, in telligence wise are their accents. That's IT.
Everything in new york is better[/condesending voice] . .New york pizza is "better", new york girls are "better", new york clothes are "more exclusive" . .oh . .dont try to play me boo boo I got this up in New York .. new york ALWAYS has the freshest gear before the rest of the nation . .blah blah blah blablahblah . . fuck you I buy my shit off ebay.
If fucking NYC is so freakin' beautiful WHY THE HELL AREN'T THEY STILL THERE??
Don't get me wrong, I don't have a problem with the New Yorkers that move down here and are civil to the locals and I don't have anything against the city itself. Yeah, it is a pretty cool place to visit every now and then and there is a lot to do there and there isn't any city quite like it, BUT I don't need some loudmouth, arrogant, narrow minded, elitist transplanted dickhead reminding me every minute about how they're New Yorkers and how much I suck for not being one. That's an excellent way to get my size 12 shit kicker shoved in your face in a New York minute, douchebag.
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No, it's "fugeddaboutit."
ReplyDeleteOtherwise, yeah.
Ah, thanks for the correction. I'm a bit rusty.
ReplyDeleteI love New York, but transplanted yankees are the worst, especially the ones who can't stop saying how much better where they came from was. If it's that FUCKING AWESOME, go back douchebag. And, btw, NYC is pretty damn awesome!
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