Monday, February 27, 2006

Dumbass handshaking.

It's just simply annoying now. Back in the day, when you went to shake someones hand, you shake, grab, release and snap. It was simple and effective, but now when someone wants to shake hands, they got to do these fuckin' loops over the fingers, on the backhand side, through in some slaps, jack each other off, hit a cartwheel and all this other shit....its ridiculous! How am I suppose to know YOUR custom hand shake? I should not have to guess what variation you're going to do when we shake hands. Just keep it simple - shake, grab, release and snap.

Nowadays I do the simple "dap" or "rocks" when you simply tap each other's fist, but then again, I've seen people fuck even this up.

2 comments:

  1. Every time I see somebody doing that, it reminds me of walking up to someone and playing "paper, rock, scissors."

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