Everything for sex.

Why do we go to the gym to workout? .................. to get sex.

Why do we try to eat healthy?.................. to get sex.

Why do we buy designer jeans for $200?.................. to get sex.

Why do we use teeth whitener?.................. to get sex.

Why do we go to a club to pay a cover charge, and buy expensive ass drinks?.................. to get sex.

Why do we pay for expensive dinners at four star restaurants with someone we're not even sure we will like? .................. to get sex.

Why do we go to college? ................To get better sex.

Why do we want a good job? ................To get even better sex.

Why do we go to nudie bars? ...........Because our drunk asses failed to get sex.

Why do we act as a wingman to our friend, even though we're not the least bit attracted to the girl we paired up with?.............. To get sloppy seconds sex, when they break up someday.

Why do we watch porn? .................. to get "cheap/convenient" sex.

Why is the cosmetic surgery industry so lucrative?............cuz people want sex.

Why do we risk placing the family jewels under the knife to get vasectomes? .................. to get sex with no worries.

Why do we buy ridiculously expensive ass engagement rings?.......... To stop people from sexing up what's yours.

Why do we get married? ........because it's getting way too difficult to guarantee regular sex, cuz we're getting too damn old.

Why do we wear condoms that decrease pleasure, even though she's already on birth control?............... we want sex, but we don't want any baby mama drama.

Why did you buy that over priced 80 dollar shirt?............. you were hoping that the hot chick would be wearing it in the morning, lying next to you.

why do we keep up with bullshit fashion trends?.................. to get sex.



Why did you watch the "notebook"? .................. to get sex.

Why the fuck did you watch brokeback mountain?..........Hopefully to impress a chick and get sex................. if it's not a chick, spare me the details.

Why do we buy unreliable mercedez benz automobiles for obscene amounts of money, when we know that we'll be back in the shop paying $8,000 in repairs not too far down the line?.................. to get sex.

Why do people wax their assoles?................ You know the answer to this.


Why do people become catholic priests?........................ see above.

Why do some senior citizens in convalescent homes masturbate or rub their genitals out in the open in front of other people? .......... Because they want sex, and can die at any minute. Of course they can't be bothered to be discreet about it.Surely you can appreciate the fact that they cannot be bothered to be discreet due to the fact that they're about to die.Is this public display unacceptable to you? I hope not.
If you can't tolerate this endearing ritual from these people, you are one selfish asshole.