Children are assholes

That's right, assholes. These little crumb snactchers are rude, loud, obnoxious, disgusting, beligerant, hyper little nutcases who don't give a fuck about anyone.

Normally this would be considered very asshole-like behavior, but since they're kids, they can get away with it! How unfair is that??
If I went around yelling and screaming and breaking people's things, I would be considered "disturbed" or a "menace", but when cute little 6 year old Susie Douchebag does the same damn thing, she gets away with it! In fact these little monsters are encouraged when adults constantly give them a free pass for their destructive behavior:
"You just shattered my priceless Ming Dynasty vase and pissed all over my Mercedes. Now go to your room with all your toys, internet and cable tv and think about what you've done, later on we'll get some ice cream!"

Puh-leeeze... do I get rewarded for pissing and shitting all over people's stuff? I wish! It's really too bad because I can think of a dozen people who need to be pissed and shit on.

Anyway, kids are assholes and I'm called an asshole for calling them assholes. Like it's some bid deal taboo to call a kid that. Give me a break! I don't care how good a parent someone may be, you KNOW that when they are awakened at 4am by their screaming little baby and they stand there half awake, changing the kicking little hellion's shit filled diaper to which the little bastard thanks them with a face full of piss or a random vomit projectile, you KNOW at some point and time the "proud" parent looks at the little shit factory and thinks "GOD, what an asshole". It doesn't make them a bad parent, it makes them human.

Of course they're "forbidden" to say this aloud so it's a good thing there's people like ME to speak for them!


Kids are assholes alright, you know it, I know it even they know it, but they don't care because they're assholes!

bleh