Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Random Dumb or weird things I do

Whenever I pay with something with my card I always say "thank you" to the cashier when they hand it back to me. Why the hell would I thank them?? It's MY CARD, of course they're going to give it back to me and yet I always thank them for it.


 At the movies when the ticket dude tells me to enjoy the movie I have to stop myself from saying "you too". Sometimes I don't stop myself in time and I end up sounding like a tard.

 I see a cool t-shirt design or clever phrase that some chick is wearing and I'm so focused on the artwork or reading the phrase, I don't notice that I'm staring a hole in her chest. What's worse is that the girl is a D-cup and 13 years old so naturally I'm giving off the ol' pedophile vibe that can be detected in Antartica.

Sometimes I mistake my flashlight for my cell phone.

During the week, my diet is so strict I have to psyche myself up just to eat the very healthy and somewhat bland food.

My farts sound like someone clapping.
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  1. LizSeptember 13, 2006 at 7:15 AM

    Oh yeah! When some retail dude/chick says "Thanks!," I usually say "You too." It's automatic. Strangeness man.

    Getting psyched up about salad is pretty lame! But, it's paying off! ;)

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  2. AnonymousSeptember 13, 2006 at 8:51 PM

    like someone clapping?? my farts sound like a defective kazoo lolz

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  3. ~J~September 20, 2006 at 1:51 PM

    I've done the t-shirt thing. I have finally realized that I should just stop the person and ask them what their shirt says - unless it's a 13 year old hottie walking down the street. Leave them alone, boy!!!

    Are there healthy food in your diet that aren't bland? We should chat. I'll bet I have ideas that you would find tasty.

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