Random story

One time in college I found a bra in front of my door that was a 36 double D! I deduced that some chick got the dorm rooms mixed up while doing laundry and dropped it in front of my door. I held on to that thing for 2 months hoping one day the owner would come a knockin' on my door and then I'd lay on my irresistable charm. Sadly no mammary enhanced chick ever knocked on my door and I ended up using the bra as my drunk hat during parties.