The Honda Element

It amazes me how this piece of crap looking eyesore is steadily becoming more and more popular.

How can so many people have such bad taste...the thing looks like a child's toy car...a pre-school toy. It kind of looks like a little lunchbox on wheels. It's almost as boxy as that damn Scion, just a bit more "dorkish" in the overall look. If ever there was a vehicle that screams 80s era insult "DORK.", the Element is it. At least it is not as hideously ugly as the legendary El Camino....but it's still bad, and annoyingly commonplace, somehow. It's always the same type driving this lunchbox ass car.....a hopelessly uncool white mid 40s-ish dad with glasses....sometimes they look like William H. Macy.....anyway, it's always a tragically un-hip, uncool bastard, who probably always got pushed down by female bullies back when he was in 7th grade...and he's driving what might be the most uncool vehicle of all time. It's either him, or his frumpy wife at the wheel. The cartoon equivalent of the Honda Element owner is of course...Ned "Okily Dokily!"Flanders. I'm not sure what's worse....the Element, or that obscene monstrosity, the Pontiac Aztek.