Everyone knows that when you break up with some chick or dude that the natural reaction is to get together with a bunch of your friends and proceed to bash the hell out of them, berate and chastise every little thing about them that's ever annoyed you even though at the time you used to think that it was so cute. Hell, it's pretty much tradition to tear down the mile high pedestal you had built for your "soul mate" throughout the relationship.
Of course you have those extremely rare break ups where there is absolutely no animosity or malice involved. You actually look back on your former love and have nothing but fond and loving memories of them, but for some reason or another, it just didn't work out between you two.
Try as you might, you just can't come up with a feasible subject to rake them over the coals with... there's just nothing there.
For people who are new at this and are used to partaking in the age old tradition of bashing the ex, this may be a difficult experience for you to adjust to, but you've got to have SOME sort of release right??
Well that's where recycling your ex comes in! Sure, the most current ex may be perfect in almost every way, but I'm sure there are a least a dozen more who are pieces of shit! Hell I'm sure they've got enough flaws to spare!
Yeah, it may seem odd to your friends listening to you bitch about someone you dated four or five years ago, but that's not important.
You get to keep all those loving memories of your perfect former beloved while satisfying your need to vent and bitch about a worthless fucking ex who made your life miserable.
Then again you could try out just appreciating the fact that you don't have any negative thoughts about the ex and do away with the ranting and raving altogether-- that'll work too.
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