Skanks are funny.

Okay it's a well known fact that girls today dress like whores... it's an inescapable fact that everyone has just got to learn to accept.
However every now and then you see some chick who is so completely shameless that you can't help but laugh.

This happened to me yesterday at the grocery store when I saw some skank walk in with her boyfriend and she was wearing shorts that were so small, her ass cheeks were hanging out! When I saw that I couldn't stop myself from letting out a surprisingly loud chortle. Well this chick either heard me or she sudden attack of modesty because she began tugging on her shorts to cover her "shame", but each time she did that she would expose her butt crack, then she would try to cover her butt crack, but of course this would expose her butt cheeks once again. So there she was walking down the aisle struggling with her pants and showing crack, cheek, crack, cheek, crack, cheek. The only thing missing were hilarious cartoon sound effects!

Ah, those silly silly skanks... always good for a laugh.