Friday, August 10, 2007

Ghost Hunting

So I was invited to, but declined (too tired and drunk) to go on a midnight ghost hunt in some spooky old house, not too far from where I live.
Turns out I missed on a pretty creepy experience as my friend gave me the details. I was both freaked out and envious at the same time! They said they got footage of the "spirit" which I have yet to see.

I love crap like this, it reminds me when I was in high school, hanging out with friends in the graveyard, going into creepy old houses with a ouiji board and swearing some unseen spirit was moving the arrow thing.

Looking back, the only thing encountered was probably a big healthy dose of asbestos, but it was fun at the time, especially that time we made some poor shmuck pee his pants. Over a decade later and we STILL give him a hard time about it, I even told his kids about it! Haw! Good times.

Anyway, I'm curious to joining this new group on one of their excursions with mixed reactions from friends and family.

One friend says it's such a stupid white thing to do. Black people already know the ghosts are there and thus feel no need to "find" them
My sister just called me a dork and act my age.

Oh, what the hell ever, I'm going regardless and I WILL fufill my lifelong dream of poking a ghost in the ass with a stick!!

Why? Why the hell not? I figure I have enough enemies on the mortal plain, time to start working on making some other worldly antagonists and nothing makes an enemy faster than poking them in the ass with a stick!

1 comment:

  1. God, Vince pissing off living people wasn't enough for you?

    Don't come running to me when some ghost tries shoving a stick up YOUR ass!

    -Shannon

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