Back in the day when you brought porn to school, you were the fucking man. Everyone was like, " Man, porn! That's awesome!" and people were begging to borrow a page, even going as far as offering you money for it.
I remember I brought a page o' porn to school and put it in my locker. I remember the featured chick on there as well: "Busty Belle". As you can imagine it was some red headed skanky looking chick with some really big fake tits, but back then she was a goddess. Apparently every other guy in the school thought the same thing, because they would always swarm my locker to get a peek at her.
Funny thing is, she wasn't even nude on this particular photo. The only thing she was doing was bending over in a low cut dress, showing off her expensive cleavage.
Eventually this got the attention of some bitch of a teacher and she tore down the picture, telling me not to hang Victoria's Secret models pictures in my locker again.
Lucky for me she didn't flip the page over or else she would have seen Ms. Belle masturbating with a 10 inch spiked dildo. Did I mention this was from a Hustler magazine?
Oh well...it's funny how different the advent of the internet changes things. I've always wanted to use advent in a sentence, hopefully I did it correctly.
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my internet porn origins started in aol and yahoo chat rooms tryin to scam them naked pics outta bitches
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once i discovered the wonders of kazaa and limewire i was done with
it got to a point where i would spend an hour on limewire just trying to find a good porn i hadnt already seen
shit got out of hand, but those were the days
the sticky sometimes awkward dick in hand days
i swear my mothers a super sleuth, she always managed to bust me wackin the tater
anyone remember aol chat? man the horniest kids on earth would always get on there. I was one of them. too fun!
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