Tinah's b-day party

Last friday was Tinah's birthday part and I had a really good time. There was plenty of free pizza and junk food, not to mention beer. Mariell's boyfriend had some really crappy tequila, but that didn't stop me from taking about 3 or 4 shots of the stuff. Man, it was like swallowing kerosene, but I was going to have a good time dammit! He told me Tinah was holding on to the GOOD stuff (Petrone) until the little kiddies left. In the meantime, I shot the shit with him and Mariell as well as Jesse and Lauren, two people I haven't seen since the Christmas party. It was really cool to see Lauren again and once again we picked up where we left off, despite the fact that it had been months since we last saw each other. Maybe it was the booze goggles talking, but she looked REALLY good! I don't know if she's been working out or eating right or maybe it was what she was wearing, but she looked really good! Even Tinah complimented on her ass.... sheesh...only other women can get away with crap like that!
Jessica Stooksbury was there, too, but I really didn't talk to her much. I hardly ever see her and I'm not as close to her as I am with Lauren. Besides, the only thing Jessica wants to talk about is... Jessica. Same old story. But I have to admit she had lost a lot of weight since she used to work with me at Dmg and she was looking pretty good herself. Too bad she has a complete lack of an ass. It was pretty lacking before her weight loss, now it's pretty much non-existent.
I complimented on her losing the weight the right way: through proper diet and exercise and she said that I've gotten a lot more muscular over the years. Taken off guard by her compliment, I said that she had a lot less girth since the last time I saw her.... that didn't exactly come out right so I tried to weasel out of it by giving her a hug. Didn't work though. She just said that it was so obvious why I'm such a hit with the ladies. Ouch! Of course I could've brought up the fact that she persued a GAY guy for years, even following him to Chicago, but I didn't want things to turn ugly. Mariell and JJ pretty much told me I fucked up with that "girth" comment though... bah!
Speaking of self-absorbed bores, Jude was there as well and MAN... the girl has gained some pounds! Now I like my women with a few extra pounds on them, in fact, awhile back, I had a little crush on Jude... well, not her, but certain... parts of her. Anyway, this was a little too much, even for me. Last time I saw her she was on the Atkins diet. When she told me this, I KNEW this was going to happen. The Atkins diet is a joke, a scam, a con and it flat out doesn't work! Not only that, but it's extemely unhealthy! Yeah, you lose weight at first, but if you deviate from the diet just a little and BOOM! All your weight comes crashing back with interest! This is what happened with Jude. Yeah, I actually tried to tell her about it, but in typical Jude arrogance, she blew me off. Whatever, I don't wanna brag, but I do know what I'm talking about when it comes to proper health. Bottom line is: NO DIET WORKS WITHOUT EXERCISE! You can't just sit around the house, eating greasy fat foods all day and expect to be healthy! It's common since! This high protein/fat low carb crap is just a FAD!!! IT DOESN'T WORK!! Your body NEEDS carbs! It's all about balance and moderation, people! And don't forget EXERCISE!! There's no other way!
Jude found that out the hard way. I almost feel sorry for her..... almost.

Anyway, Tinah finally busted out the Petrone and I took a shot (later, I found out you are supposed to savor it) and it was MUCH better than that Ceurvo Gold that JJ had and it had no kerosene after taste!
I just realized something... the past three times I've hung out with Lauren, I've always been drunk and I've only been drunk 3 time including this year and last year. Quite a coincidence.

After the party, Lauren and Jesse parted ways and I ended up going to Hannah's with Tinah's group and that is a story for another time.