Wednesday, April 27, 2005

DIE already!!

I just really have to get this off my chest.why the hell do pandas still exist? i mean all they eat is bamboo and need to eat a ton of it, because it has no nutritional value whatsoever. They have like one fertile mating day a year, and it seems either the female panda population is absolutely heinous to look at or the males are mostly gay, but they don't breed. Why the hell did nature create such a specifically adapted species? It makes no sense! Why in the blue fuck are these big black and white genetic fucktards so hyped up?
I mean every freakin' day on the news they try to get everyone hyped up about whether the pandas tailed and whether choo-choo or la-la or muu-muu or what the fuck ever is preggers. I don't care. I don't give a fuck. It's all about survival of the fittest. I see no point in keeping around some species that isn't designed to go forth and multiply the earth.
Some of you might whine that the fucking pandas are keeping the bamboo growth down. What the fuck ever. Just more bamboo for Pier One to make crappy furniture with.

They've only got one mating period of like 24 hours every 2 years or some insane shit like that. Natureobviously isn't intending for them to stay around so why do we meddling humans stick our noses into natural selection's snatch and interfere by spending millions trying to save these lost causes?
We can't even eat them for God's sake! LET THEM DIE and make me happy!

3 comments:

  1. holy shit! Not even the lovable panda is safe from your wrath! Too funny!

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  2. I hate to admit it but you bring up a damn good point! Those fat shitheads are useless! Let them die!
    lol!

    -poe

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  3. You're going off on the panda now?

    I think you're reaching...

    Well written as always though. (Damn you!)

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