I remember in college...

I was in my 1984 Sunbird, aka, the SunTURD on the way home from class. I was locked in an epic inner battle that had been raging for days. In my nose, the motherfucker or all boogers had laid seige and occupied a good portion of my left nostrial. No matter how hard I tried to capture it, it continued to elude my grasp, gaing size and strength as the days went on, mocking me as it gained power. However, this proved to be its undoing, because it made it that much harder to elude my grasp. I decided to unleash a bitzkrieg of multiple finger attacks from various angles to confuse and eventually capture this crusty dried up wad of mucus.

I'm literally a finger's length away from victory when I hear a combination of "ewwwwww" and laughter from next to me. I look over to see a VW bug packed with 3 beautiful college broads. They were gorgeous, and grossed out, and laughing at me.

I was busted dead to rights with no way out of the situation. So I was left with no choice but to do what any decent guy would do: I pulled my pinky from my nose and went KFC style. I licked every one of my fingers. Their laughter quickly turned to pure disgust. Hands covered mouths and heads turned the other way. I knew I was victorious when finally the front passenger hung her head out of her window and started dry heaving, making some sort of half choking, half gurgling sound obviously the skinny chick had purged earlier in the day.
It was music to my ears.

I drove away laughing.