Don't you just hate it when you're wallowing along in your own misery and dread filled cesspool of discontent and pain, lashing out at anyone stupid enough to get in your way when suddenly a bright blinding light hits you right in the face, filling you with an annoying sense of.... happiness?? You blow it off thinking it's just a fluke and it won't last, but weeks later and to your horror you find yourself still happy! What the fuck?!! But wait! There's still hope! That big medical crisis that you've been dreading for the past couple of weeks will surely end up being bad news, thus terminating this annoying sense of euphoria right? WRONG. The doctor calls you up to congratulate you and tells you that you are NOT going to die a slow painful death after all! In fact, he tells you that you are such excellent physical condition, you might live past 80 years old!
Great. So much for my dream of dying tragically young.
Meanwhile you've got this silly shit eating permagrin on your mug as this blissful happiness and a new outlook on life continue to consume your very soul.
Oh well... I guess I'll just have to deal with it and see where it leads.
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Haha! Suffer dude! I hope you remain happy for the rest of your days!! *evil laugh*
ReplyDeleteI'm glad all the tests came up negative. The big C is no joke. I was really worried there, but you're okay! YAY!! ^_^
-CR
Aww... *sniffle* I got all teary-eyed. I can't stand it! You are sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo sweet!!!!
ReplyDeleteKidding. Happy for your weirdness. Hope it doesn't rub off...
I know this might sound gay, but I said a little prayer for you when I heard about your crisis. That's right! You heard me!
ReplyDeleteI'm glad everything is fine with ya
-Jess
CR: Good lord! What a horrible thing to say! What did I ever do to you??
ReplyDeleteBut seriously, it was a pretty stressful several weeks there, getting poked, prodded and scanned and I HATE the way the mofos make you fucking wait! But everything is cool, so I guess it was worth it.
Bastards.
J: You crack me up! It was great hanging out with you again last night!
Jess: OMG!! YOU said a prayer?? Ms. anti-religion actually said a prayer more lil' ol' me??? I don't know what to say! Thank you, you big softy!
CR: Good lord! What a horrible thing to say! What did I ever do to you??
ReplyDeleteBut seriously, it was a pretty stressful several weeks there, getting poked, prodded and scanned and I HATE the way the mofos make you fucking wait! But everything is cool, so I guess it was worth it.
Bastards.
J: You crack me up! It was great hanging out with you again last night!
Jess: OMG!! YOU said a prayer?? Ms. anti-religion actually said a prayer more lil' ol' me??? I don't know what to say! Thank you, you big softy!
It was pretty awesome, wasn't it? We should really try that again sometime...
ReplyDeleteOh! And send me that parody link!
Good job on updating your links. Foamy rules!!
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