Guy's night out (revised)

Okay I went to the local pub to do the weekly "Boys night out" with "the crew" and unlike last time, we actually had a pretty little outing. The cool thing about this night is that the crowd is constantly changing. Some new guys would challenge us at a game of pool and we'd get to know them and so on. Sometimes they'd stick around, sometimes not, either way, I've gotten to know some interesting people.

My personal highlight was beating my "rival" John which doesn't happen too often since he's pro-level good when it comes to skill, me and my measly 30 dollar Wal-Mart stick beat Mr. fancy pro and his custom made, imported 3000 dollar cue stick and I did so in a convincing manner as well! HA!
I could tell that he didn't like losing to me one bit and he made up all these lame excuses, but he couldn't escape the fact that he lost! I let him know that he lost all night since he was running his mouth like a punk ass!

Damn, he's gotta big mouth and he's a perv as well. He said the wrong thing to the wrong girls and he nearly got his ass kicked. I had to play the peace maker and lay on the charm (yes, I can be fucking charming when I wanna be!). Anyway, I managed to save his ass and told him that he might want to shut the fuck up.

Everything was going great until ANOTHER big breasted chick asked if she could play doubles with her boyfriend. I was kind of reluctant, still remembering the last big boobed bimbo encounter, but this girl was pretty cool and didn't act like a spoiled little bitch. I had a conversation with her about how it's hard for girls to get good at pool when all the guys "baby" them. I couldn't agree more as I pat her on the head and said she was so adorable trying to play pool. Both she and her boyfriend laughed. Nice little couple.

It was soooo nice to get a shot of testosterone by hanging out with the boys. It was nice to call someone a fat ass and not have to worry about them crying about it. It was great to know that if you said something that pissed them off, they would tell you up front instead of waiting half a year before ambushing you with it.
Yeah, very nice indeed.