Things that piss me off

-Political Correctness. I live in a PC area filled with hippie fucks. I learned it's racist to refer to Latinos as Hispanic.

-people who sit right beside you in an empty theatre, thus throughly violating my hetero zone.

- Rednecks who coined the term "Cheerleader Beer" and make fun of any guy that isn't drinking Budweiser or whatever fucking tasteless POS they're chugging down.

- Obnoxious people, the people that think that everything that comes from their mouth is fucking genius and momentous, fuck you, twat!

-no snack machines take pennies. I have a ton of pennies all over the place here, because they're pretty much useless. Pennies are almost as pointless as those doubloons or however ya spell it that are thrown around at Mardi Gras


-People that are too happy. That annoys the hell out of me.

-when you wake up expecting a nice bowl of golden grahams and then u poor the cereal in the bowl.. open the fridge to find out theres no fucking milk..

-the SUV.

-mosquitos...why are they even here? Can't we just exterminate these bastards? I want them completely eliminated from the planet.

-microwaves not cooking "evenly". It just still strikes me as quite retarded that the pizza I just put in there could come out as hot as the SUN on some of the edges....and still be frozen solid in the middle. That's just stupid.

-People that are incessantly nosy. If it doesn't concern you there isn't a reason for you to inquire about it. What do you gain from knowing something that doesn't affect your life?

-getting ready to rub one out to whatever "jerkin materials" you have....and suddenly you have to take a dump.

-This Summer's Movies, jesus christ they are bad.

-Those black bee things that always come near me - I hate those things and they piss me off big time...

-people who make uneducated speculations and observations about things they dont know SHIT about

-when people are doing something wrong and are not paying attention to something and when you try to tell them what they are doing wrong they insist that they are doing it correctly in the first place


-people who are so fuckin ignorant and try to act so hard when they are soft as pillows


-people who take things too seriously

-I hate those fucking spinner hub caps. Who ever made them needs to kill themselves. I hate people who put racing exhausts on anything. I saw a Astro van with dual racing exhaust. An ASTRO VAN for god's sake! I hate it when people raise their car up so they can put big ass rims on it. 19s are good enough for a car so leave the 22s for SUVs.



-Urinal Sidelers: There are three unoccupied urinals on the wall. You take the one on the left and some skin-hump takes the one in the middle, right next to you! Again, a serious violation of my hetero zone!

-Traffic Jams: I know they can't be avoided sometimes but come on. I swear, people are like fucking sheep when it comes to traffic jams; especially when merging is involved. You'd think that by now point people would have devised some sort of practical traffic jam rules. Like if a three-lane road is turning into a two-lane because of construction or something, why couldn't the drivers from one lane let like ten cars merge and go by and have the other drivers in the other lane do the same? But no, instead the dumb motherfuckers all try to merge into the same lane at once.

-Getting attacked by ninjas, what the fuck?!?
I can't even check my fucking mail without some asshole in a black jumpsuit comin' at me with a sword. It's starting to piss me off.

-Oh, and those little bugs that have no purpose in life other than to *deliberatly fly into your eye.