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Santa...the good and jolly fat guy that we are told when we are younger, brings presents to everyone, but here's a question:
If Santa is so benevolent; then why does he hate poor people?
Just think about it: the children of wealthy families always get WAY more presents those of poor families thus proving that Santa is a biased elitist son of a bitch.
The fat mother fucker considers being poor is the greatest sin one can commit, so, that puts 'em on the 'naughty' list automatically...
Then again, it's not Santa's fault that poor people can't manage their finances...maybe if they weren't so hung up on 'Pimpin' their ride', or living in third world hellholes, they could afford to incur Santa's favor once in a while and get some decent presents for once.
Merry fucking Christmas, assholes.
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Santa doesn't like poor people!?! WHAT?! You can't say that! Santa loves EVERYBODY equally...
ReplyDelete*DISCLAIMER: "equally" in this context excludes the following groups of people: muslims, hindus, jews, non-evangelicals, blacks, hispanics, unpatriotic/ democrat/ liberal/ "moderate" Americans, anyone who doesn't believe that Bush is Jesus #2, anybody who doesn't like Rush, anyone named "Muhammed" or "Carlos," anyone with a vagina who makes less than $350,000 a year, or any male who makes less than $200,000 a year.
MERRY CHRISTMAS! Ho-ho-ho... Santa'll be by for all those not listed above tonight! As for the rest of you, better luck next year!
Merry Christmas!!! I want to thank you for the well wishes. It was very sweet of you. I can always count on you to make something so nice seem even more warm and fuzzy!
ReplyDeleteYou're a doll!