Another angry rant.

Some things really piss me off. I think I'll bitch about them:

-People who can't spell. Now, I'm not talking about people that make the occasional typo, we've all done it, that doesn't bother me. I'm not talking about people that get their homonyms mixed up either. It's careless, sure, but only mildly annoying. Even people that type like they're in an IRC room (using 'u' instead of 'you' for instance) don't bother me. As long as I can understand what you're saying, it's fine.It's people that actually don't know how to spell. Freakish morons that couldn't pass Grade 4 English and can't read anything more complex than a fucking menu that somehow find their way on to the internet and/or my company. The worst is people from the South. They must not have books down here, because they just spell things the way they sound. Which normally works fine, but not when you speak with a DRAWL.


-Bad drivers. 90 year old fuckers that drive 30mph on one lane roads in the middle of rush hour. People that stop or brake for no reason. People that tailgate me when I can't go any faster DUE TO THE CAR DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF ME YOU FUCKING MORON. People that turn on to the lane I'm in, forcing me to brake to avoid hitting them, when they could have just waited 5 SECONDS for me to go by them because there's NO ONE BEHIND ME. When I'm waiting for a car to pass by so I can turn on to a street just to have it not signal and turn on to my street. When I'm waiting behind another car waiting for an opening on a left turn through oncoming traffic and when the opening comes, he takes his sweet fucking time going through the intersection so he can get through and I CAN'T. People that drive in the fast lane on the highway and don't move over for faster cars coming up behind them. People that don't let you merge. People that suddenly start going faster when you try to pass them. People that try to walk across the street at the last second and don't hurry up when the light goes green. People that jaywalk across busy streets with their KIDS when there's a crosswalk less then 5 feet away.To all you fuckers: GET OFF MY FUCKING ROADS.



-Women that complain about not being able to start a relationship. Bitch, I got news for you: the reason relationships don't get started is THAT WOMEN LIKE YOU MAKE IT SO FUCKING DIFFICULT. Someone told me to go see the movie "Hitch" (which is where I got that little nugget) to get some insight as to how to improve my game. Well, it didn't. All it did was reaffirm my belief that a lot (not all) women are infuriating bitches! This whole "game" thing is bullshit. What the fuck, I have to play it off like I'm not interested, even though I am interested, but I can't let them know that I'm interested, so I have to be a jackass but still give attention but know when to not give her attention and sometimes not be a jackass, but then she starts acting interested so I think she's interested, but then she just wants to be friends so I leave her alone, but then she starts flirting again so I think she's interested, AND IT'S ALL SO FUCKING CONFUSING. JUST TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT. These women have all these ridiculous expectations of men and make us go through all these stupid hoops to court them and have to nerve to complain that they can't get a date? Bitch, please. Let me introduce you to the Stairs.


Ok, I just realized how insane I sound. Or maybe I'm so sane I just blew all your minds.


Oh yeah, congrats to my friend's new house purchase.