Well that's bullshit. I remember back in college I helped some dude I didn't even know carry some camera equipment up some stairs because it would be the nice thing to do.
Well, half an hour later I got a particularly nasty case of the stomach flu that made me puke and pee out my ass for days.
Well, it didn't kill me, but kindness certainly made my life a living hell for those several days.
Keep that in mind the next time that crazy thought of performing a kind deed gets into your head.
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Thank you! I feel so enlightened now.
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And to think I was actually gonna pull those old people out of that burning nursing home. Thank god I read this first! :D
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