Monday, June 12, 2006

How to solve America's obesity and fuel crisis

Easy...burn down all morbidly obese lard asses as an alternative fuel source.
Case solved, I'll take my Nobel Peace Prize now thank you very much...
then again screw the Peace Prize and just gimme the million dollars that comes with it.

1 comment:

  1. Or, we could just get all the fat people to eat a lot of chili and fart into receptacles and use that fuel!

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