Wednesday, August 30, 2006

I like food

ah, if I wasn't addicted to a healthy lifestyle of eating right and exercise or if I only had a few months to live....my dream diet would be this:

-various italian foods(pizza, calzones[same damn thing isn't it?], lasagna, and spaghetti, and fettuchini alfredo...with garlic bread on the side)

-cheeseburgers(Fuddruckers of course. occasional swap out to Wendy's or preferrably Backyard Burger for "variety") with fries.

-chicken; baked or fried, or grilled, or grilled in a sandwich on pita bread, etc. For fast food chicken: Bojangles or Popeye's. They don't have popeye's around here and no, I don't care if I'm living the racial stereotype of all blacks love fried chicken. It tastes good dammit!
I fucking hate watermelon though.

-kroger's Peanut Butter Passion ice cream.
-grilled cheese sandwiches.
-macaronni/cheese, homestyle only of course.
-pecan pies
-waffles and pancakes with honey or butter pecan syrup...with hillshire farms smoked sausage, or bacon, or sausage links.
-banana nut muffins.
oatmeal pecan cookies.
pound cake.
apple cobbler
Arby's roast beef sandwich with curly fries.
chocolate milk.
chocolate chip cookies
steak with A-1 sauce.
mozzerella cheese sticks / Lil' Caesar's Cheezy Breads.

Though I may eat like a pig it doesn't mean I'll just lie bed and become the new 1200 pound man, I would still go out and enjoy life especially if I only had a few months to live.

This turned out to be a longer list than I thought...but there it is....these are all the foods I love most. I could definitely enjoy a lifetime of ONLY these foods or until I succumbed to a diabetic induced coma. That's cool though, I'll just request in my will that all these foods be liquified and put in my food tube.
I'll be one happy fat ass vegetable.
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2 comments:

  1. whaaaat? No Reece's sticks?? what is wrong with you????

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  2. Dude, that list was seriously lacking in Satan's Snack Bars.

    Btw, I made banana nut muffins today.

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