I was at the store the other day doing the grocery shopping thing and I noticed a girl wearing a really tight gym outfit... I mean this thing was painted on and yes, she did have a great body. It was obvioius she paind her dues in the gym to attain such a physique.
Anyway, when I saw this chick walking by me I didn't look at her like a piece of meat like most guys would... no, I looked at her with envy. I was envious because my recent injury prevents me from doing any kind of weight lifting and limited cardio for two weeks! TWO WEEKS!! That's a freakin' eternity!!
Meanwhile this chica is prancing around in her sports bra, and super fit body while my crippled ass slowly turns into a mound of goo.
I hope a plane full of snakes falls on her.
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