Mystery porn

I recieved a mysterious porn vid in the mail yesterday and I don't even remember ordering it. At first I thought it was a mistake, but my name was on the package. Was it a joke perhaps? I checked my bank statement and everything matched up.
So here I am with this porno wondering where the hell it came from, then I looked closer. It starred Nina Hartley who has always been a personal fave of mine plus it was really cheap, so that pretty much confirmed that I had indeed ordered it.

True I've been busy as hell lately and I tend to lose track of time every now and then, but this is a first. In all likelyhood it probably happened when I got incredibly shitfaced on some Basil Hayden. I had trouble forming complete sentences for a few days after that so it would make sense if I didn't remember ordering cheap ass porn. Oh well.... at least it wasn't hardcore, hairy midget transgendered anal goat porn... then I'd be a little worried about my uninhibited alter ego.