Not what I wanted to hear.

Don't you hate it when you learn something about someone you know that you wish you didn't know? Don't you hate it more when that person is someone you consider a friend and mentor?

Well that happened to me the other day when I found out that a long time friend of mine who could easily be considered a surrogate "cool aunt" is allegedly some deranged nutcase who has psychotic obsessions on much younger men.

Of course I didn't want to believe it, but after asking around it seems like this is common knowledge. I mean I knew she was quirky and a tad eccentric,but I didn't know she was a total sexually deranged loon.

ugh... i can still feel the vomit creeping up my esophagus when I think about her doing the "freaky" things that she's allegedly into... it's very much like envisioning my mother... GAG! I can't even finish the sentence now!

Anyway, I'm going to seriously have to practice my poker face next time I see her... then again... when I think about it... she has been acting like a stuck up bitch for the past year. So maybe next time she fucking snubs me while she's with her friends, I'll have some ammo to use on her. That'll fix that obnoxious, old ass, deranged bitch!

sheesh... well I certainly did a 180 into evil bastard mode there... oh well, it keeps me entertained at least.