So I was at the check out lane in Target the other day and some 4 year old looking kid kept looking at my head and nudged his mom and told her that there were worms crawling out of my head.
The mother and I shared a good hearted chuckle, but inside I wanted to give the little sumbitch a closer look at my "worms" by head butting the shit out of him.
Not too long before that, another kid said my head looked sharp... kids say the dumbest things, so dumb I can barely contain the urge to throttle the little scamps.
My sister's kids are cool though... they never once ridiculed my hair... no, they're more interested in using me as a pillow, an airplane or just calling me a "deadbeat".
Ah, them kids... gotta love 'em cuz you certainly can't kill them.
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actually, i have threatened the kids not to comment on your hair. if they do, down to the basement for them!!!
ReplyDeleteahhh, kids!!