Reconnecting with friends

Lately I've been trying to reestablish the bonds of friendship with a few buddies of mine I haven't seen in awhile with somewhat lackluster results.

Apparently I can never get the timing right to set up a meeting, they're always too busy having lives outside their own that DON'T revolve around ME. Can you believe that shit?? How DARE they!

Anyway, I forgive them because I'm a merciful and kind soul and I'll give them one more chance before I cast them out forever.
For the past month or so, I've discovered a new mini obsession of mine... BOWLING. That's right... bowling... the sport of kings.
I've been hanging out with my dad and sis every weekend to pefect my already incredible skills and I thought it would be peachy keen if my friends could join me, but NOOOOOOOO, they always have some lame excuse not to come... whatEVER.

Who could possibly pass up the chance to handle huge, heavy balls and smash them against long white phalluses, begging for sweet release.... that didn't sound homo at all.

Bah... I haven't given up yet. Soon I'll convince them to join me... or die trying.