I was at the recycling center last weekend, doing my part to save the Earth and all that crap and saw something disturbingly hilarious.
This typical yuppie looking chick was unloading her recyclables from her big ass Expedition type SUV monstrosity. This scene alone was full of irony which made me chuckle, but as I kept watching her it got even more surreal.
As she was unloading the crap, she never turned off her engine, no big deal... I guess... maybe she was just doing a quick drop off right? Wrong. When she finished dumping her garbage, the bitch actually gets into your SUV, DRIVES a whole 10 FEET to the next recycling bin and proceeds to dump off another load. She does this six more times! The loads weren't even that big, but I guess she couldn't be bothered with turning off her engine and actually WALK to each bin.
Afterwards, she drives off with a self-satisfied smuggity smug look on her face, like she just saved the freaking planet as she no doubt went to the nearest gas station to fill up her 12mpg SUV monstrosity as she yapped on her cell phone, probably telling her equally smug uppity yuppie bitch friend about her good deed for the week.
I hope someone hits her with a rabid badger.
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